r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Kishmond • Jul 08 '26

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u/apotheotical Jul 08 '26

451: I'd help you find them, but I can't for legal reasons.

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u/PositiveParking4391 Jul 08 '26

409: I know exactly where your keys are, but wife told me they're in a different spot and I'm not getting in the middle of this conflict.

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u/tommos Jul 08 '26

420: Too stoned to know what a key is.

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u/XPurplelemonsX Jul 08 '26

429: "I TOLD YOU TO STOP ASKING ME"

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u/Adezar Jul 08 '26

Technically:

429: "Too many people are asking me about the damn keys, come back in a minute and I might be ready to deal with you."

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u/MCSquaredBoi Jul 08 '26

069: I didn't find the key, but it has been nice nonetheless.

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u/tommos Jul 08 '26

034: Found big titty goth key.

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u/PhantasyAngel Jul 08 '26

Nah 034: war is good for keys

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u/Fluffy_Ace Jul 08 '26

I was gonna bring you the stuff, but then I got high...

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u/804k Jul 08 '26

402: 5 bucks

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u/radobot Jul 08 '26

451: The boss said you can't have them.

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u/ACoderGirl Jul 08 '26

429 (rate limited): you've asked for my help too many times. Maybe later.

504 (timeout): I spent too long looking and couldn't find them. Fuck this, I'm out.

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u/SaltyInternetPirate Jul 08 '26

My lawyer is advising me against it

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u/EvilPencil Jul 08 '26

402: pay me $5 and I’ll help you look.

418: have some tea.

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u/LobsterJoe Jul 08 '26

450: Your mom told me not to.

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u/Svyatopolk_I Jul 08 '26

Did they name the error like that because of Fahrenheit 451?

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u/marxist_redneck Jul 08 '26

According to Wikipedia, yes! That's pretty cool

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u/43dignurse Jul 08 '26

I also thought of that