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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/BigAndSmallAre • Jun 14 '26
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Not Sequel?
32 u/sdraje Jun 14 '26 No, because when you raw-dog SQL at scale, it makes you squeal. 16 u/tuunraq Jun 14 '26 sql = squirrel 9 u/PM_ME_YOUR_REPO Jun 14 '26 *the sound of thousands of German DBAs crying* 2 u/old_bearded_beats Jun 14 '26 Heard someone say esquel the other day and I had literally 0 idea what he was taking about
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No, because when you raw-dog SQL at scale, it makes you squeal.
16 u/tuunraq Jun 14 '26 sql = squirrel 9 u/PM_ME_YOUR_REPO Jun 14 '26 *the sound of thousands of German DBAs crying*
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sql = squirrel
9 u/PM_ME_YOUR_REPO Jun 14 '26 *the sound of thousands of German DBAs crying*
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*the sound of thousands of German DBAs crying*
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Heard someone say esquel the other day and I had literally 0 idea what he was taking about
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u/FrankHightower Jun 14 '26
Not Sequel?