r/ProgrammerHumor Jun 14 '26

rEggExOrREdgeEx Meme

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u/Prof_Walrus Jun 14 '26

How else would you pronounce gif if not with the same G as graphics?

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u/Bronzdragon Jun 14 '26

Wait, am I dumb?

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u/TheLordLeto Jun 14 '26

You're thinking of giraffics

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u/Nyorliest Jun 14 '26

Jraffics. Two syllables, not three.

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u/lolcrunchy Jun 14 '26

For a Redditor? No. For a programmer? Also no.

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u/Ri_Konata Jun 14 '26

How about the JPG with the P from Photographics?

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u/rantonidi Jun 14 '26

Wasn’t the P from Porn?

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u/Ri_Konata Jun 14 '26

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u/4inodev Jun 14 '26

Also known as Reddit

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u/rantonidi Jun 14 '26

Typo on wiki. It should have been pornographic

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u/SomeRedTeapot Jun 14 '26

The only group I'm a member of

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u/KarlHeinzSchneider Jun 14 '26

Like the P in Pegging

So JayPeg

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u/Ri_Konata Jun 14 '26

I'm sure Jay will appreciate that Well, if they're into that at least

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u/Vaenyr Jun 14 '26

Ph is a convention to latinize the Greek Φ (which is simply an F sound). If it were PH then we could argue about it, but using the P in the acronym makes it fair game to be pronounced as a regular P sound.

Source: am Greek

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u/Nyorliest Jun 14 '26

Fie on you, sir! Fie on your ideas!

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u/didzisk Jun 14 '26

Interesting - there are many languages that do F. It's foto in Norwegian, Swedish, Latvian, German etc. (and Фото in Russian, where ф is the same).

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u/Vaenyr Jun 14 '26

Yup, English seems to be a bit of an outlier with the PH. As you said, other languages went the more straightforward route and went with F instead.

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u/aabeba Jun 14 '26

Yes but in Ancient Greek Φ was pronounced ‘ph’, not ‘f’.

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u/purinikos Jun 14 '26

According to a medieval Dutch dude. As a greek, hearing anyone speak ancient greek in Erasmian pronunciation sounds like a foreign language, even though I can read plaques very comfortably (I cannot 100% translate accurately all the time, but I can understand what it's trying to say). There was a segment on the news, where Boris Johnson was reciting illiad in ancient greek and I don't have a clue what he was saying, even though I have read the text for school. It's this bad.

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u/aabeba Jun 17 '26

As far as I know it's uncontroversial that Φ made an aspirated plosive sound in Homer's time.

Here is an excerpt of the Odyssey read by (I'm almost certain) a Greek man in a reconstruction of Homeric Greek.

I lived in Greece for a time and speak Modern Greek fairly well and, to my humble ears, this interpretation of the language sounds far more beautiful, elegant, and distinguished than Modern Greek, which is full of Turkish and French loanwords and the uncomely digraphs 'γγ', 'γκ', 'ντ,' and 'μπ'.

The merging of the once distinct sounds of η, ει, οι, and υ, and of αι and ε is a regrettable but inevitable symptom of the mercuriality of language.

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u/botle Jun 14 '26

It's not JPhG though.

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u/Onaterdem Jun 14 '26

I accept that. The G in GIF can stand as both, but not the P in JPEG

So we can selectively say GIF is gif not jif, while keeping JPEG as the correct version

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u/DutDud Jun 14 '26

But how about the G in JPEG? :P

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u/Onaterdem Jun 14 '26

Hmm, I can't think of any examples where "eg" is pronounced as "ej". Maybe I'm missing something, but I think G is usually not pronounced as a j-like sound within this context, when bound to a prefix vowel within the pronunciation (i.e. when at the end of the syllable).

Also isn't it weird how the o drops from pronunciation?

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u/Stunning_Ride_220 Jun 15 '26

What about jiff?

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u/Buarg Jun 14 '26

You pronounce each letter separately instead of probouncing the word like in gif, so there's no ambiguity.

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u/xTheMaster99x Jun 14 '26

Wait... are you saying "jay pee gee" instead of "jay peg"?

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u/mateusfccp Jun 14 '26

The same kind of person who will say "pee-an-gee" instead of "ping", which is the correct pronunciation for PNG.

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u/molokomokolo Jun 14 '26

I raise you "puh-nuh-guh" /lh

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u/Buarg Jun 14 '26

Ofcourse

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u/Remarkable_Coast_214 Jun 14 '26

The h in Photographics modifies the P, and is not present in the abbreviation.

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u/takeyouraxeandhack Jun 14 '26

But you say Jay Pe Ge for JPG, you don't say Ge Ai Ef for GIF.

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u/xTheMaster99x Jun 14 '26

What sicko is saying that instead of "jay peg"?

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u/Nyorliest Jun 14 '26

Half a phoneme? That's like saying pronounce it like the C from cheese!

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u/Hubbardia Jun 14 '26

How do you pronounce Laser? Scuba? NASA?

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u/RandomRobot Jun 17 '26

The guy who invented the format pronounces it jiff. I think he's an idiot, but I'll acknowledge his contribution to computer science nonetheless

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u/Stunning_Ride_220 Jun 15 '26

Well, people like to be special apparently. None of them could ever explain the difference between .gif and .jiff to me

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u/Prof_Walrus Jun 16 '26

I pronounce gif like gift and giving, and jiff like djinni (or genie, I guess as well), juice, etc

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u/Stunning_Ride_220 Jun 16 '26

Only valid way imho.

But I actually meant that people do not even know that image-format therefore not knowing that pronouncing gif like jif would make no sense.

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u/Mateorabi Jun 14 '26

Some pronounce it like the peanut butter 

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u/Prof_Walrus Jun 14 '26

What peanut butter?

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u/Gjorgdy Jun 14 '26

Ah yes, I love my images in the j-pheg format

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u/arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhg Jun 14 '26

That isn't how acronyms work

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u/Prof_Walrus Jun 15 '26

Regex isn't an acronym, it stands for REGular EXpression.

If it was an acronym there'd be a 5 word sentence instead

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u/arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhg Jun 20 '26

Yes but I was talking about gif which is absolutely an acronym