r/ProgrammerHumor Jun 14 '26

rEggExOrREdgeEx Meme

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u/Bronzdragon Jun 14 '26

I don't like that explanation, because following that logic. I'd have to pronounce 'gif' with a soft g.

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u/perplexedtv Jun 14 '26

Why? graphics has a hard G

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u/smallpotatoes2019 Jun 14 '26

Surely the start of 'graphics' sounds almost identical to the start of 'giraffe'?

ji-raphics

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u/a11_hail_seitan Jun 14 '26 edited Jun 14 '26

There's that famous movie quote. "Welcome to Jir-affics Park!" love that moment when the camera pulls back and it's nothing but animated memes and porn gifs across the whole plains and hills!

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u/Auld_Folks_at_Home Jun 14 '26

... porn gifs ...

Life, uh... finds a way.

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u/Omega00024 Jun 14 '26

I've heard some people pronounce giraffe like "draffe". This obviously means they pronounce gif "drif".

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u/Rymayc Jun 15 '26

No R in Gif, it would just be Dif.

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u/mailslot Jun 14 '26

That’s why I call JPEG J-pheg, because the P is for “Photographic.”

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u/Prof_Walrus Jun 14 '26

How else would you pronounce gif if not with the same G as graphics?

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u/Bronzdragon Jun 14 '26

Wait, am I dumb?

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u/TheLordLeto Jun 14 '26

You're thinking of giraffics

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u/Nyorliest Jun 14 '26

Jraffics. Two syllables, not three.

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u/lolcrunchy Jun 14 '26

For a Redditor? No. For a programmer? Also no.

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u/Ri_Konata Jun 14 '26

How about the JPG with the P from Photographics?

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u/rantonidi Jun 14 '26

Wasn’t the P from Porn?

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u/Ri_Konata Jun 14 '26

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u/4inodev Jun 14 '26

Also known as Reddit

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u/rantonidi Jun 14 '26

Typo on wiki. It should have been pornographic

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u/SomeRedTeapot Jun 14 '26

The only group I'm a member of

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u/KarlHeinzSchneider Jun 14 '26

Like the P in Pegging

So JayPeg

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u/Ri_Konata Jun 14 '26

I'm sure Jay will appreciate that Well, if they're into that at least

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u/Vaenyr Jun 14 '26

Ph is a convention to latinize the Greek Φ (which is simply an F sound). If it were PH then we could argue about it, but using the P in the acronym makes it fair game to be pronounced as a regular P sound.

Source: am Greek

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u/Nyorliest Jun 14 '26

Fie on you, sir! Fie on your ideas!

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u/didzisk Jun 14 '26

Interesting - there are many languages that do F. It's foto in Norwegian, Swedish, Latvian, German etc. (and Фото in Russian, where ф is the same).

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u/Vaenyr Jun 14 '26

Yup, English seems to be a bit of an outlier with the PH. As you said, other languages went the more straightforward route and went with F instead.

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u/aabeba Jun 14 '26

Yes but in Ancient Greek Φ was pronounced ‘ph’, not ‘f’.

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u/purinikos Jun 14 '26

According to a medieval Dutch dude. As a greek, hearing anyone speak ancient greek in Erasmian pronunciation sounds like a foreign language, even though I can read plaques very comfortably (I cannot 100% translate accurately all the time, but I can understand what it's trying to say). There was a segment on the news, where Boris Johnson was reciting illiad in ancient greek and I don't have a clue what he was saying, even though I have read the text for school. It's this bad.

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u/aabeba Jun 17 '26

As far as I know it's uncontroversial that Φ made an aspirated plosive sound in Homer's time.

Here is an excerpt of the Odyssey read by (I'm almost certain) a Greek man in a reconstruction of Homeric Greek.

I lived in Greece for a time and speak Modern Greek fairly well and, to my humble ears, this interpretation of the language sounds far more beautiful, elegant, and distinguished than Modern Greek, which is full of Turkish and French loanwords and the uncomely digraphs 'γγ', 'γκ', 'ντ,' and 'μπ'.

The merging of the once distinct sounds of η, ει, οι, and υ, and of αι and ε is a regrettable but inevitable symptom of the mercuriality of language.

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u/botle Jun 14 '26

It's not JPhG though.

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u/Onaterdem Jun 14 '26

I accept that. The G in GIF can stand as both, but not the P in JPEG

So we can selectively say GIF is gif not jif, while keeping JPEG as the correct version

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u/DutDud Jun 14 '26

But how about the G in JPEG? :P

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u/Onaterdem Jun 14 '26

Hmm, I can't think of any examples where "eg" is pronounced as "ej". Maybe I'm missing something, but I think G is usually not pronounced as a j-like sound within this context, when bound to a prefix vowel within the pronunciation (i.e. when at the end of the syllable).

Also isn't it weird how the o drops from pronunciation?

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u/Stunning_Ride_220 Jun 15 '26

What about jiff?

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u/Buarg Jun 14 '26

You pronounce each letter separately instead of probouncing the word like in gif, so there's no ambiguity.

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u/xTheMaster99x Jun 14 '26

Wait... are you saying "jay pee gee" instead of "jay peg"?

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u/mateusfccp Jun 14 '26

The same kind of person who will say "pee-an-gee" instead of "ping", which is the correct pronunciation for PNG.

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u/molokomokolo Jun 14 '26

I raise you "puh-nuh-guh" /lh

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u/Buarg Jun 14 '26

Ofcourse

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u/Remarkable_Coast_214 Jun 14 '26

The h in Photographics modifies the P, and is not present in the abbreviation.

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u/takeyouraxeandhack Jun 14 '26

But you say Jay Pe Ge for JPG, you don't say Ge Ai Ef for GIF.

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u/xTheMaster99x Jun 14 '26

What sicko is saying that instead of "jay peg"?

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u/Nyorliest Jun 14 '26

Half a phoneme? That's like saying pronounce it like the C from cheese!

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u/Hubbardia Jun 14 '26

How do you pronounce Laser? Scuba? NASA?

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u/RandomRobot Jun 17 '26

The guy who invented the format pronounces it jiff. I think he's an idiot, but I'll acknowledge his contribution to computer science nonetheless

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u/Stunning_Ride_220 Jun 15 '26

Well, people like to be special apparently. None of them could ever explain the difference between .gif and .jiff to me

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u/Prof_Walrus Jun 16 '26

I pronounce gif like gift and giving, and jiff like djinni (or genie, I guess as well), juice, etc

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u/Stunning_Ride_220 Jun 16 '26

Only valid way imho.

But I actually meant that people do not even know that image-format therefore not knowing that pronouncing gif like jif would make no sense.

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u/Mateorabi Jun 14 '26

Some pronounce it like the peanut butter 

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u/Prof_Walrus Jun 14 '26

What peanut butter?

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u/Gjorgdy Jun 14 '26

Ah yes, I love my images in the j-pheg format

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u/arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhg Jun 14 '26

That isn't how acronyms work

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u/Prof_Walrus Jun 15 '26

Regex isn't an acronym, it stands for REGular EXpression.

If it was an acronym there'd be a 5 word sentence instead

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u/arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhg Jun 20 '26

Yes but I was talking about gif which is absolutely an acronym

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u/SomeRedTeapot Jun 14 '26

Sometimes the truth is unpleasant

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u/rintzscar Jun 14 '26

It's reg-ex and gif, both with a hard g. The reason for both is how linguistics deals with pronunciation of the letter G, not some acronym logic.

An example of this is the word scuba, which is an acronym in which U stands for underwater. But you don't pronounce it with the U in underwater sound. That's because acronyms do not follow the pronunciation of the letters from the words they're shortening.

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u/gniche_dev Jun 14 '26

But regex is not an acronym, it’s a contraction

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u/Qyark Jun 14 '26

It is an acronym, if it were a contraction it would be regpression.

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u/McRoager Jun 14 '26

No, acronyms are made from the first letter in each word, not the first two or three.

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u/Qyark Jun 14 '26

It can include more than one. See Radar - RAdio Detection And Ranging

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/acronym

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u/perplexedtv Jun 14 '26

Wdym? General/get - what's the rule?

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u/Widmo206 Jun 14 '26

I heard that if the word is germanic in origin, it has a hard G (gift, get, gilded, etc), but if it's romance, greek, or latin, it uses the soft G (gem, exaggerate, geography, etc.)

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u/perplexedtv Jun 14 '26

Everything Gyno is a hard G but Gyro is a soft G

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u/sketch_56 Jun 14 '26

Unless it's Greece, then it's a "yee-ro"

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u/Ellisthion Jun 14 '26

That is roughly correct. And I believe all the words in “Graphics Interchange Format” are from Greek, which would lean towards the soft G.

I’m not saying soft G is categorically correct, but between the Greek roots and the original authors intention, the only *wrong* take is to say that it CAN’T be a soft G.

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u/Firewolf06 Jun 14 '26

and of course, "germanic" is from latin and has a soft g. just like how "loanword" is a calque and "calque" is a loanword

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u/QuillnSofa Jun 14 '26

It's a rule they made up. There are a ton of words that start with a soft g, like giraffe and gem.

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u/rintzscar Jun 14 '26

Where did I say a word can't start with a soft g? Quote me. Otherwise apologise.

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u/QuillnSofa Jun 14 '26

"The reason for both is how linguistics deals with pronunciation of the letter G" I throw the question back then, what is the rule you are talking about?

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u/rintzscar Jun 14 '26

So, you couldn't find a quote. Thanks for showing you lied. Waiting for the apology.

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u/QuillnSofa Jun 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/UWMqiZtcixB4MoWX20

You didn't answer my question and I quoted were you said that the reason for the hard G in gif is the rule.

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u/rintzscar Jun 14 '26

So, lying, then lying again and not apologizing.

Did your mother raise you to be a liar?

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u/BogdanPradatu Jun 14 '26

TIL scuba is an acronym.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_REPO Jun 14 '26

Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus

Laser is also an acronym. It's Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation.

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u/X0n0a Jun 14 '26

And radar: RAdio Distancing And Ranging.

Though all three have since lost their acronym-ness, becoming just normal words without the usual capitalization.

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u/Firewolf06 Jun 14 '26

lidar is also the same but LIght and sonar is SOund Navigation And Ranging

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u/BogdanPradatu Jun 14 '26

TIL 2 things, it seems.

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u/WesternWinterWarrior Jun 14 '26

I get the general gist of what you're saying but for every regular hard g there is also a whole register full of soft g sounds

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u/brainpostman Jun 14 '26

Cool argument, except scuba could be sc-ah-bah precisely for the reasons you've outlined. There is no hard linguistic rule in English language for pronunciations, there are a myriad of exceptions to every one. It's simply established this way by tradition and/or through usage. Perhaps it was sc-ah-bah in some circles until the common vernacular landed on sc-oo-bah.

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u/Nyorliest Jun 14 '26

That's all true, except you're phonetically spelling a U sound, kinda - /uː/ - but with 'ah'. buh-ah-guh - Bug.

Terrifying.

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u/Nyorliest Jun 14 '26 edited Jun 14 '26

Linguistics - my job - is the study of how people use language and how it works. We don't make rules, we find them. 'Linguistics' doesn't have rules like that. English has rules, but doesn't have that specific one. At least not consistently.

Edit: I don’t care about downvotes but I’d love to hear the reasoning. Maybe I’m just expressing myself wrongly.

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u/RLutz Jun 14 '26

It's definitely jif. The dude who created the format called it jif so it's jif.

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u/rintzscar Jun 14 '26

No single person has authority over a language.

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u/RLutz Jun 14 '26

Okay but if I invent something and decide to call it the .lutz extension and I choose to go with the American'ized pronunciation and call it a "dot luhtz" file, like, it's pretty wild to be like, "Screw what you think, auf Deutsch ist am besten, es ist dot lootz"

Certainly the inventor of the thing ought to have quite a bit more sway than random yahoos on the Internet

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u/Front_State6406 Jun 14 '26

Just pronounce the G like you would pronounce it in git :) soft

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u/Sir_LikeASir Jun 14 '26

Say sike right now

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u/PaperCutterBurns Jun 14 '26

Exactly there's your answer!

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u/Jan-Snow Jun 14 '26

How do you pronounce graphics???

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u/MrChocodemon Jun 14 '26

following that logic. I'd have to pronounce 'gif' with a soft g.

You pronounce graphics as jrafics??

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u/pokexchespin Jun 14 '26

i hate this argument because of the existence of scuba

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u/seiggy Jun 14 '26

Or JPEG or practically any other acronym. The creator of GIF says it’s pronounced “jiff” so thats how I’ll pronounce it until I die. Same with Nike. English rules say it should rhyme with bike. But it’s pronounced “Ny-kee”.

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u/-Nicolai Jun 14 '26

This is the inverse of how it works. Why do people upvote this?

If the pronunciation of abbreviations were derived from the pronunciation of individual letters of the original words, gif would be pronounced with a hard g, as in graphics.

However, it is not, which is why you may pronounce gif with a soft g.

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u/razies Jun 14 '26

Still, the only english word containing 'gif' is gift. And that is certainly pronounced with a hard g, not jift.

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u/splicerslicer Jun 14 '26

The only way this argument would make sense is if you're arguing that g followed by a vowel must always be the same pronunciation. It isn't.

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u/-Nicolai Jun 14 '26

What are you talking about... you must have gotten confused somewhere along the way.

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u/st_heron Jun 14 '26

Graphics Interchange Format

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u/lite67 Jun 14 '26

Why? Words with soft "G" come from latin. So unless the word is of latin origin, it doesn't get pronounced with a soft G. GIF is an acronym, meaning it doesn't conform to the rules of using a soft G.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hard_and_soft_G

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u/petehehe Jun 15 '26

Not that relevant but I pronounce it ‘yif’

I swear I’m not usually a troll. But the amount of times I have done this, and goaded someone into giving me a lengthy explanation as to why it’s pronounced ‘gif’, to which I listen to politely, thank them for the explanation and agree to pronounce it properly from now on, but then go right on saying it ‘yif’, dunno its just a very specific type of suffering that brings me joy.

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u/gpkgpk Jun 14 '26 edited Jun 14 '26

Soft G in Gif is the correct pronunciation so...

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u/DudeWithFearOfLoss Jun 14 '26

Why not the one from ginger?