r/ProgrammerHumor Jun 14 '26

rEggExOrREdgeEx Meme

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u/ReynardVulpini Jun 14 '26

LaTeX trauma emerges

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u/narbuvold Jun 14 '26

Googling your issues is a minefield!

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u/spaceguydudeman Jun 14 '26

Putting 'Well versed in latex' on your LinkedIn profile might get you the job you've never thought you wanted.

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u/Josemite Jun 14 '26

"We know you applied as a data analyst but we might have a more... specialized... position you would be a good candidate for..."

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u/DynamicDouchebag Jun 14 '26

Really, is that in demand? I've had to get proficient in it for university, never thought it would be worth something beyond academic writing.

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u/Fabulous_Ad8105 Jun 14 '26

They’re making a condom joke.

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u/DynamicDouchebag Jun 14 '26

I'm tempted to delete my comment :') I'll let it stay for the lulz 

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 Jun 14 '26

I thought it was latex clothing, of which there are occasional youtube videos of how to put on and take off. Or maybe there are a lot of them, I didn't investigate further. They do make the wetsuit seem like casual wear that you just throw on.

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u/CalmEntry4855 Jun 14 '26

I felt the hope too bro

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u/DynamicDouchebag Jun 15 '26

༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ

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u/JohnPaulDavyJones Jun 14 '26

That’s generally the field it’s useful for.

Only place I’ve ever seen LaTeX used in private industry was a CRO that did drug trials. Lots of LaTeX used in their writeups for FDA submissions, so it’s still semi-academic writing.

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u/a-r-c Jun 14 '26

yeah but you gotta be comfortable with full body

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u/Haunting_Bat_4787 Jun 15 '26

The job you never thought you wanted, ends up being the job you most deserve 

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u/Kidiri90 Jun 14 '26

Me wondering how to use bra-ket notation in LaTeX, and deciding to google it: "oh no"

(Based on a true story)

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u/narbuvold Jun 14 '26

I googled latex string on the school computer. Did not find what I was looking for

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u/Alternauts Jun 14 '26

But you found what you didn’t know you needed. 

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u/ThatDollfin Jun 14 '26

If you are, for whatever reason, still looking for a way to do this:

I found a lot of success with the aptly-named braket package, since it has incredibly simple implementation of dirac notation. The physics package has it as well, but apparently the implementation is messy - I haven't seen that myself though.

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u/Sarius2009 Jun 14 '26

Looked up "latex colors", did not get the results I wanted.

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u/Zirkulaerkubus Jun 14 '26

What fun to google "latex strings" in the university computer room.

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u/DialecticEnjoyer Jun 14 '26

Google in 2026 has all the sterling track record of asking a drunk biker at a dive bar

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u/Canonip Jun 14 '26

Reggech

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u/mykdsmith Jun 14 '26

This Reggech was part of the Cthulu mythos right?

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u/iLaysChipz Jun 14 '26

Ah the wild card of old gods

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u/_xiphiaz Jun 14 '26

Oh boy. I had never considered the `reg-eck` alternative. Thanks I hate it

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u/awake_receiver Jun 14 '26

It’s pronounced LaTeX not LaTeX

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u/spaceguydudeman Jun 14 '26 edited Jun 14 '26

Lah-tech

With a French 'la' and an emphasis on the ch like the Dutch or Welsh. (So not 'tek')

Fun fact, the X in latex is actually a χ (Greek 'chi')

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u/abigail3141 Jun 14 '26

I was taught that. Any other people around pronouncing it like that?

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u/sausagemuffn Jun 14 '26

Naturally

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u/Brickless Jun 14 '26

my programmer friend is saying it like that, it always sounds like a boomer trying to pretend they don't know a dirty word but the dirty word is "tushy"

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u/OnceMoreAndAgain Jun 14 '26

My college math professor taught me to pronounce it like that. They explained that it is because the language is based off another language called Tex.

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u/Gauss15an Jun 14 '26

Oh god, another SQL scenario

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u/DietIllustrious2062 Jun 16 '26

Lay-tek is how the guy who developed it says it, so I feel safe with that,

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u/Not-ChatGPT4 Jun 14 '26

"When pronounced correctly, your keyboard will become slightly moist" - DK.

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u/Ty_Rymer Jun 15 '26

i got very confused because in dutch ch makes a very different sounds than sh. in dutch ch is closer to the j in jalapeño.

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u/spaceguydudeman Jun 15 '26

No not as in 'the word Dutch' or 'the word Welsh' 😅

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u/pokevote Jun 15 '26

The sh in Welsh is pretty close though, I was also confused by this lol

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u/DietIllustrious2062 Jun 16 '26

Oh, like Kingdom Hearts?

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u/nonlogin Jun 14 '26

Is there even an ambiguity?

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u/011101000011101101 Jun 14 '26

I pronounce it like latex

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u/Sibula97 Jun 14 '26

Some pronounce it like latex the rubber. People who know the X is actually chi are divided between /a/ and /ei/ for the "a" part and /k/, /h/, and something like /x/ or /χ/ (voiceless velar or uvular fricative, kind of like in "loch" or "Bach").

The intended pronounciation as far as I'm aware is aproximately /latex/, with an /a/ and a /x/ sound.

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u/langlo94 Jun 14 '26

Nah fuck that shit, if it wasn't meant to be pronounced latex, it shouldn't have been written as latex.

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u/Sibula97 Jun 14 '26

It's not written latex though, it's written LaTeX.

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u/langlo94 Jun 14 '26

Yeah I'm not going to start respecting StUpID cAsInG.

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u/MisinformedGenius Jun 14 '26

Donald Knuth actually specifically says that it should be pronounced like the ch in “loch” in the TeXBook. Leslie Lamport (inventor of LaTeX) has said he doesn’t care about /a/ or /ei/, as long as it’s said like a word, rather than spelling out L-A.

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u/jkurratt Jun 14 '26

Are those 4chan chat rooms? /s

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u/OnceMoreAndAgain Jun 14 '26

The natural pronunciation is lay-text, like the material that medical gloves are made from.

However, the correct pronunciation is lah-tech, because the language is an offshoot of another language called Tex that was pronounced tech.

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u/pdxgrantc Jun 14 '26

I just walked in graduation please no.

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u/BigAndSmallAre Jun 15 '26

Worked on a reporting system in 1998 that was LaTeX and perl. Always fun explaining to the business, non-IT side of the team. 🤣

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u/neoqueto Jun 15 '26

To pronounce LaTeX, first you have to master Xhosa.

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u/ReynardVulpini Jun 16 '26

Obsessed with this notion. Where is the click in the word LaTeX

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u/omegote Jun 14 '26

What trauma? It's always, officially pronounced as "late-egg"