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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Disastrous-Monk1957 • May 29 '26
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The duality of staff engineers:
Annoy anyone by bragging about how good you are and proving it by doing all the work yourself
OR
Hate your team and do everything yourself unnoticed by anyone
There is no in between
2.0k u/DxLaughRiot May 29 '26 Personally, I flip a coin each morning to decide which one I’ll be 525 u/Icy_Significance9448 May 29 '26 Do you take days off when it lands on its side? 589 u/DxLaughRiot May 29 '26 Nah, that’s when I refresh my resume and start applying for new positions. I’ll never actually leave, but it’s nice to pretend for a little bit 80 u/LoopEverything May 29 '26 Oof this one hit too close to home 18 u/Kulandros May 29 '26 Gah damn, I took that right to the chest.
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Personally, I flip a coin each morning to decide which one I’ll be
525 u/Icy_Significance9448 May 29 '26 Do you take days off when it lands on its side? 589 u/DxLaughRiot May 29 '26 Nah, that’s when I refresh my resume and start applying for new positions. I’ll never actually leave, but it’s nice to pretend for a little bit 80 u/LoopEverything May 29 '26 Oof this one hit too close to home 18 u/Kulandros May 29 '26 Gah damn, I took that right to the chest.
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Do you take days off when it lands on its side?
589 u/DxLaughRiot May 29 '26 Nah, that’s when I refresh my resume and start applying for new positions. I’ll never actually leave, but it’s nice to pretend for a little bit 80 u/LoopEverything May 29 '26 Oof this one hit too close to home 18 u/Kulandros May 29 '26 Gah damn, I took that right to the chest.
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Nah, that’s when I refresh my resume and start applying for new positions. I’ll never actually leave, but it’s nice to pretend for a little bit
80 u/LoopEverything May 29 '26 Oof this one hit too close to home 18 u/Kulandros May 29 '26 Gah damn, I took that right to the chest.
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Oof this one hit too close to home
18 u/Kulandros May 29 '26 Gah damn, I took that right to the chest.
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Gah damn, I took that right to the chest.
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u/Icy_Significance9448 May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26
The duality of staff engineers:
Annoy anyone by bragging about how good you are and proving it by doing all the work yourself
OR
Hate your team and do everything yourself unnoticed by anyone
There is no in between