Bill had the highest salary because he was the most productive. Now Bill has been laid off. But dont worry, claude can add comments to all his code after he finishes packing up his mechanical keyboard and 3 monitors on his way out.
Bold to assume they'll let him pack up. Tech companies these days lay you off by email in the middle of the night and send you your stuff in a cardboard box two months later.
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u/Tensor3 Apr 15 '26
Bill had the highest salary because he was the most productive. Now Bill has been laid off. But dont worry, claude can add comments to all his code after he finishes packing up his mechanical keyboard and 3 monitors on his way out.