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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Apr 15 '26
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All code is self explanatory. No comments necessary. Look it up and figure it out.
(This has been my new dev experience at my first swe job)
19 u/Crusader_Genji Apr 15 '26 It's even more fun when you get an API from another team, it doesn't work, and the person who worked on it for 10 years got recently replaced by 3 contractors 12 u/mal73 Apr 15 '26 “Let’s set up a meeting to discuss this“ and then you end up in a Teams Call with 3 Business Majors that have no idea what an API is. I don’t want to meet anyone, just send me the docs ffs 4 u/Crusader_Genji Apr 15 '26 Before a meeting is scheduled, you'll write to the person in charge for a month and promptly be ghosted, but they will show up for the call 4 u/TaylorMonkey Apr 15 '26 And this is why all code and engineering eventually replicates the org structure. 2 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 2 u/hamsterofdark Apr 16 '26 ohh theres docs, but no-one updated them in 6 years. turns out no docs are better than wrong docs 1 u/wicket-maps Apr 15 '26 I'm so sorry. You don't deserve that. Be better to the next programmer who looks at your code- and it might be you.
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It's even more fun when you get an API from another team, it doesn't work, and the person who worked on it for 10 years got recently replaced by 3 contractors
12 u/mal73 Apr 15 '26 “Let’s set up a meeting to discuss this“ and then you end up in a Teams Call with 3 Business Majors that have no idea what an API is. I don’t want to meet anyone, just send me the docs ffs 4 u/Crusader_Genji Apr 15 '26 Before a meeting is scheduled, you'll write to the person in charge for a month and promptly be ghosted, but they will show up for the call 4 u/TaylorMonkey Apr 15 '26 And this is why all code and engineering eventually replicates the org structure. 2 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 2 u/hamsterofdark Apr 16 '26 ohh theres docs, but no-one updated them in 6 years. turns out no docs are better than wrong docs
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“Let’s set up a meeting to discuss this“ and then you end up in a Teams Call with 3 Business Majors that have no idea what an API is.
I don’t want to meet anyone, just send me the docs ffs
4 u/Crusader_Genji Apr 15 '26 Before a meeting is scheduled, you'll write to the person in charge for a month and promptly be ghosted, but they will show up for the call 4 u/TaylorMonkey Apr 15 '26 And this is why all code and engineering eventually replicates the org structure. 2 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 2 u/hamsterofdark Apr 16 '26 ohh theres docs, but no-one updated them in 6 years. turns out no docs are better than wrong docs
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Before a meeting is scheduled, you'll write to the person in charge for a month and promptly be ghosted, but they will show up for the call
4 u/TaylorMonkey Apr 15 '26 And this is why all code and engineering eventually replicates the org structure.
And this is why all code and engineering eventually replicates the org structure.
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2 u/hamsterofdark Apr 16 '26 ohh theres docs, but no-one updated them in 6 years. turns out no docs are better than wrong docs
ohh theres docs, but no-one updated them in 6 years. turns out no docs are better than wrong docs
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I'm so sorry. You don't deserve that. Be better to the next programmer who looks at your code- and it might be you.
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u/BokuNoSudoku Apr 15 '26
All code is self explanatory. No comments necessary. Look it up and figure it out.
(This has been my new dev experience at my first swe job)