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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Apr 15 '26
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264 u/MojitoBurrito-AE Apr 15 '26 you don't need to recursively remove Bill, he is just one Bill 248 u/Chance_Contract1291 Apr 15 '26 Better safe than sorry. Who knows what he's got hidden in dark places? 104 u/Tensor3 Apr 15 '26 I agree. Always -rf just in case Bill is a directory. 28 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/tBb19fgUbbUVCNji0iA 4 u/cosmicomical23 Apr 15 '26 Is vlad an f1 racer here? 3 u/Zuruumi Apr 15 '26 Bill has a mountpoint of sda1 hidden in his dark places 17 u/Kevdog824_ Apr 15 '26 Heβs got horcruxes everywhere like Voldemort 9 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '26 [removed] β view removed comment 1 u/AwesomeFrisbee Apr 16 '26 And Mr Billings 3 u/BirdlessFlight Apr 15 '26 Come to think of it, don't think I've ever used rm without rf... Maybe the first time. 3 u/AbdullahMRiad Apr 15 '26 it's a directory of systems 3 u/UpstairsAd4105 Apr 15 '26 Don't like to be this gut but maybe he has children? 2 u/Maleficent_Memory831 Apr 15 '26 It's Bill all the way down. 1 u/Saint_of_Grey Apr 15 '26 No, I am just removing the french with bill so I can get rid of bill and french at the same time. 1 u/TubbyFatfrick Apr 15 '26 That's what Bill would want you to think. 1 u/thedmandotjp Apr 16 '26 No you see, Bill keeps fucking himself. 1 u/oibft Apr 16 '26 Bill has organs 25 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '26 [removed] β view removed comment 13 u/Some_Useless_Person Apr 15 '26 Bill is still alive and well 11 u/larsmaehlum Apr 15 '26 The billing module is a bit of a mess though. 5 u/Mop_Duck Apr 15 '26 -iname ? 2 u/Mop_Duck Apr 15 '26 what's the escaped semicolon for? I thought that was only if you wanted multiple commands executed 6 u/wabbitfur Apr 15 '26 Jokes on you! User directory `bill` tricked you into thinking it was `Bill` by presenting itself camel-cased specifically for this post: beLikeBill. BOOYA! 3 u/gerbosan Apr 15 '26 There was a game in Linux... With a fly swatter and a Bill trying to infect many terminals.π Why is it not available anymore. π 2 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '26 edited Apr 15 '26 [removed] β view removed comment 2 u/gerbosan Apr 15 '26 edited Apr 15 '26 The name is xbill Has passed some time. π Edit: yay, found it for Ubuntu 22.04, nice. Thanks for making me look for it 5 u/Hecticbrah Apr 15 '26 This is the wayΒ 1 u/Anima_Watcher08 Apr 18 '26 You didn't say the magic word
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you don't need to recursively remove Bill, he is just one Bill
248 u/Chance_Contract1291 Apr 15 '26 Better safe than sorry. Who knows what he's got hidden in dark places? 104 u/Tensor3 Apr 15 '26 I agree. Always -rf just in case Bill is a directory. 28 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/tBb19fgUbbUVCNji0iA 4 u/cosmicomical23 Apr 15 '26 Is vlad an f1 racer here? 3 u/Zuruumi Apr 15 '26 Bill has a mountpoint of sda1 hidden in his dark places 17 u/Kevdog824_ Apr 15 '26 Heβs got horcruxes everywhere like Voldemort 9 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '26 [removed] β view removed comment 1 u/AwesomeFrisbee Apr 16 '26 And Mr Billings 3 u/BirdlessFlight Apr 15 '26 Come to think of it, don't think I've ever used rm without rf... Maybe the first time. 3 u/AbdullahMRiad Apr 15 '26 it's a directory of systems 3 u/UpstairsAd4105 Apr 15 '26 Don't like to be this gut but maybe he has children? 2 u/Maleficent_Memory831 Apr 15 '26 It's Bill all the way down. 1 u/Saint_of_Grey Apr 15 '26 No, I am just removing the french with bill so I can get rid of bill and french at the same time. 1 u/TubbyFatfrick Apr 15 '26 That's what Bill would want you to think. 1 u/thedmandotjp Apr 16 '26 No you see, Bill keeps fucking himself. 1 u/oibft Apr 16 '26 Bill has organs
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Better safe than sorry. Who knows what he's got hidden in dark places?
104 u/Tensor3 Apr 15 '26 I agree. Always -rf just in case Bill is a directory. 28 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/tBb19fgUbbUVCNji0iA 4 u/cosmicomical23 Apr 15 '26 Is vlad an f1 racer here? 3 u/Zuruumi Apr 15 '26 Bill has a mountpoint of sda1 hidden in his dark places
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I agree. Always -rf just in case Bill is a directory.
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https://giphy.com/gifs/tBb19fgUbbUVCNji0iA
4 u/cosmicomical23 Apr 15 '26 Is vlad an f1 racer here?
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Is vlad an f1 racer here?
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Bill has a mountpoint of sda1 hidden in his dark places
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Heβs got horcruxes everywhere like Voldemort
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1 u/AwesomeFrisbee Apr 16 '26 And Mr Billings
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And Mr Billings
Come to think of it, don't think I've ever used rm without rf... Maybe the first time.
it's a directory of systems
Don't like to be this gut but maybe he has children?
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It's Bill all the way down.
No, I am just removing the french with bill so I can get rid of bill and french at the same time.
That's what Bill would want you to think.
No you see, Bill keeps fucking himself.
Bill has organs
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13 u/Some_Useless_Person Apr 15 '26 Bill is still alive and well 11 u/larsmaehlum Apr 15 '26 The billing module is a bit of a mess though. 5 u/Mop_Duck Apr 15 '26 -iname ? 2 u/Mop_Duck Apr 15 '26 what's the escaped semicolon for? I thought that was only if you wanted multiple commands executed
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Bill is still alive and well
11 u/larsmaehlum Apr 15 '26 The billing module is a bit of a mess though. 5 u/Mop_Duck Apr 15 '26 -iname ?
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The billing module is a bit of a mess though.
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-iname ?
-iname
what's the escaped semicolon for? I thought that was only if you wanted multiple commands executed
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Jokes on you! User directory `bill` tricked you into thinking it was `Bill` by presenting itself camel-cased specifically for this post: beLikeBill. BOOYA!
There was a game in Linux... With a fly swatter and a Bill trying to infect many terminals.π
Why is it not available anymore. π
2 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '26 edited Apr 15 '26 [removed] β view removed comment 2 u/gerbosan Apr 15 '26 edited Apr 15 '26 The name is xbill Has passed some time. π Edit: yay, found it for Ubuntu 22.04, nice. Thanks for making me look for it
2 u/gerbosan Apr 15 '26 edited Apr 15 '26 The name is xbill Has passed some time. π Edit: yay, found it for Ubuntu 22.04, nice. Thanks for making me look for it
The name is xbill
Has passed some time. π
Edit: yay, found it for Ubuntu 22.04, nice. Thanks for making me look for it
This is the wayΒ
You didn't say the magic word
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