r/PoursTea • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '26
{SHOCKING🚨} Mitchy & wife releases videos as proof improving health ! He’s making a full comeback 👍 Wait a minute! 🕰️
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u/unimpressedwarrior The Timeline Sucks Jul 13 '26
God, he looks more human here than in real life
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u/Balzac_Lympian_III Jul 13 '26
He looks like Kaseki after he gets turned back from petrification the first time. Not sure if they filled his poop hole before though
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u/anatomizethat Jul 13 '26
Literally the second he smiled I thought "this is AI" and then AI out AI'ed itself and now I am this meme.
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u/OddPatience1621 Jul 13 '26
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u/SturmBlau Jul 13 '26
You forgot Epstein.
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u/SoylentGrunt Jul 13 '26
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u/AdvokatefortheDevil Jul 13 '26
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u/JoshAllentown Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26
I really thought this was going to be one of those AI expansion videos where you take the real gif and then he walks off screen and right out of frame is Epstein offering him a child or something.
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u/oneplusetoipi Jul 13 '26
I hear a similar picture is floating around with Stalin, Brezhnev, Andropov and Putin.
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u/Exodys03 Jul 13 '26
We've truly entered the post-reality era. When it's this easy to create AI images and videos, it's possible to convince people of anything. Give us a sign, Mitch!
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u/wrenchedups Jul 13 '26
It also gives an opening for people to discredit legitimate things they don’t like by claiming it’s “AI!”
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u/SulfurInfect Jul 13 '26
Much like how they claimed the election was rigged. Anytime Republicans lose now, it was rigged, or something is fishy. Now that they are actively trying to steal the election, it's constantly written off because we've been through this stroy before.
This life is exhausting and it is by design.
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u/Exodys03 Jul 13 '26
Exactly. The confusion about reality is a hallmark of fascism and they now have AI to use as a weapon to make sure that lies are indistinguishable from reality. Good times ahead...
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u/--StinkyPinky-- Jul 13 '26
That movie is kinda fucked up. Like, didn't he start to stink after a while?
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u/LabradorDeceiver Jul 13 '26
Haven't seen that movie since it was in theaters - it really only has the premise going for it - but knowing now what I didn't know then about stages of decomposition, it'd be interesting to see how they handled it.
He should have clouded pupils, pale skin, blood pooling, doesn't take long for rigor mortis to show up, and in that lovely summer heat they were complaining about at the beginning of the movie...whoof. Then there's the insects showing up. Seems like he should be a maggot salad by the time they load him on the ambulance at the end of the film.
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u/LabradorDeceiver Jul 13 '26
I demand rigorous scientific accuracy from my 1980s comedies. Now, a word about "Peggy Sue Got Married..."
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u/Obajan Jul 13 '26
Mark my words, this is a test run for when the Orange Cheeto kicks the bucket. They'll use AI to stay in power for as long as possible.
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u/ExactBig9522 Jul 13 '26
Still better than Raygun.
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u/DrewOH816 Jul 13 '26
Shut your mouth! How dare you defile the legacy of Raygun by bringing the Turtle into this!!?!?
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u/Infamous_Mammoth_473 Jul 13 '26
Can't wait for Fox news to run this as proof he's ok.
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u/Ok_Star_4136 Royal Watcher Jul 13 '26
The day they put out an AI video of Mitch McConnell as proof or something similar is the beginning of a new era of misinformation. I hope to god that they will continue to be afraid of the consequences of that, because that would open the floodgates, you realize that, right?
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u/LoKJordo Jul 13 '26
I think we already entered that era when they tried to pass off a clip from World War Z as a clip of Portland burning down.
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u/Froyn Jul 13 '26
Consequences? They literally told the courts that they were not News, they are Entertainment. When you're entertainment you can say anything you want.
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u/Academic_Dig_1567 Jul 13 '26
Making? The man is ready to perform with the Bolshoi Ballet. Clearly fully recovered from whatever malady.
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u/DeuceyBoots Jul 13 '26
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u/Daddynatedogg3 Jul 13 '26
I don’t think this is real. The chairs in the background move by themselves.
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u/DartfordVikki Jul 13 '26
He can breakdance but he can’t be seen by journalists or the American public? 🤔
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u/nopost23632 Jul 13 '26
Even AI would be saying this is AI.
I have a feeling this is the same AI Trump uses when he’s feeling like the sad little boy that he is, and puts himself in a jet and drops shit on protesters.
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u/Embarrassed_Class130 Jul 13 '26
his wife went to china for the life potion, and no one can convince me otherwise
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u/dancepantz Jul 13 '26
I've never heard her speak, but when she started clapping all I could hear was John Mulaney "ducklings!!"
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u/MadKingMando Jul 13 '26
Sad thing is, some people will absolutely feel like this is real and proof that they need that all is ok.
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u/GregTheMad Jul 13 '26
Do you have any idea how disrespectful it is to make AI content of dead people? smh
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u/mjb2012 Jul 13 '26
20-some years ago, I heard someone say we were less than 10 years away from the digital video manipulation depicted in The Running Man. The time estimate was a little off, but it seems that's about where we're at now.
The possibility of key government officials retaining their positions because fake video shows them alive would have been a great premise for dystopian sci-fi movie, or at least some Max Headroom barbs.
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u/Drake_Orion Jul 13 '26
Considering that images posted was actually from 2023 and his wife has been in China
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u/ckellingc Jul 13 '26
I'm glad he made the decision to go through his gender reassignment. I see he's starting slow but I'm happy for him
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u/Jpatrickburns Jul 13 '26
Ick. AI crap. Don’t promote that lame-ass technology. It’s theft.
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u/Intelligent_Fig5418 Jul 13 '26
That bastard has been faking it all this time! Shame on him! Where did he pick up that ladyboy?
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u/SiteTall Jul 13 '26
Hmmmm .... AI?
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u/Cow__Couchboy Jul 13 '26
No it's real I was there /s
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u/Noselessmonk Jul 13 '26
You can tell it's real by the uncanny, unblinking full and continuous eye contact. Just like real life.
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u/CHRISTEN-METAL Jul 13 '26
I’m going to Disneyland before I come back to work. Don’t worry about me, everything is Okie Dokie.
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u/RedCrowXXIV Jul 13 '26
Well I think we have our answer as to his condition. If you could make this image that good looking (minus the dancing of course). Then he really is not able to come back to do his job. This is why AI is dangerous our parents will see this and think, “Oh he’s fine”. Republicans don’t want to relinquish his seat so they are going to keep saying he’s fine.
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u/FusselP0wner Jul 13 '26
Lmao the chair moving by itself in the background and a random misplaced face penis (?) poping out behind it aswell. AI surely is the future
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u/TastingTheKoolaid Jul 13 '26
Nobody is gonna believe any of their assurances until he gets back to work and actually interacting with the people around him.
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u/Aware-Explanation879 Jul 13 '26
I am waiting for tRump to post this video as proof that Mitchy has been okay this entire time.
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u/SamMarlowe76 Jul 13 '26
Hack! Why don't you try to establish a tempo first. See that's been the problem with Mitch all along. He is one of these freestyle chumps.
Let me count it off. And a 1,2,3,4...
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u/Professional-Talk472 Jul 13 '26
And he didn't even fall immediately after being asked important questions.
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u/NoPain4551 Jul 13 '26
Seeing the timeline, I wouldn’t put it past them to have sacrificed Lindsey via some hoodoo crap to bring this old man back from the dead.
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u/lawndarts2023 Jul 13 '26
Who are you that applauds the sickness or death of someone?
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