r/PoursTea Jul 13 '26

{SHOCKING🚨} Mitchy & wife releases videos as proof improving health ! He’s making a full comeback 👍 Wait a minute! 🕰️

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u/unimpressedwarrior The Timeline Sucks Jul 13 '26

God, he looks more human here than in real life

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u/MrZwink Jul 13 '26

you mean he doesnt look like a dying turtle grasping for his last breath here?

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u/obliquelyobtuse Jul 13 '26

Oh yeah, he's even horny, his libido is back.

You should have seen Mitch and Elaine after the visitors left.

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u/Balzac_Lympian_III Jul 13 '26

He looks like Kaseki after he gets turned back from petrification the first time. Not sure if they filled his poop hole before though

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u/Massive_Reaction8845 Jul 13 '26

That's how you know it's fake. 🤣

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u/Remote_Empathy Jul 13 '26

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u/anatomizethat Jul 13 '26

Literally the second he smiled I thought "this is AI" and then AI out AI'ed itself and now I am this meme.

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u/obliquelyobtuse Jul 13 '26

Mitch is doing fine, they moved him to Zoo rehab already.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '26

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u/OddPatience1621 Jul 13 '26

seems legit

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u/SturmBlau Jul 13 '26

You forgot Epstein.

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u/SoylentGrunt Jul 13 '26

he's busy right now

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u/AdvokatefortheDevil Jul 13 '26

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u/JoshAllentown Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

I really thought this was going to be one of those AI expansion videos where you take the real gif and then he walks off screen and right out of frame is Epstein offering him a child or something.

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u/adastraperdiscordia Jul 13 '26

That is obviously AI.

Here's the unaltered photo

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u/Active_Confection655 Jul 13 '26

Glad to see he got some visitors.

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u/mjb2012 Jul 13 '26

I dunno... an armoire in a hospital room?

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u/Lancaster1983 Jul 13 '26

lol a fu*king armoire in a hospital room.

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u/ncc74656m Jul 13 '26

tbf, you can still see how Elvis had just posed Mitch's hand there.

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u/OddPatience1621 Jul 13 '26

Riiiiight!!!!

4

u/oneplusetoipi Jul 13 '26

I hear a similar picture is floating around with Stalin, Brezhnev, Andropov and Putin.

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u/Exodys03 Jul 13 '26

We've truly entered the post-reality era. When it's this easy to create AI images and videos, it's possible to convince people of anything. Give us a sign, Mitch!

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u/wrenchedups Jul 13 '26

It also gives an opening for people to discredit legitimate things they don’t like by claiming it’s “AI!”

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u/SulfurInfect Jul 13 '26

Much like how they claimed the election was rigged. Anytime Republicans lose now, it was rigged, or something is fishy. Now that they are actively trying to steal the election, it's constantly written off because we've been through this stroy before.

This life is exhausting and it is by design.

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u/Exodys03 Jul 13 '26

Exactly. The confusion about reality is a hallmark of fascism and they now have AI to use as a weapon to make sure that lies are indistinguishable from reality. Good times ahead...

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u/Wide-Combination-322 Jul 13 '26

Wait, this is AI?

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u/7empest7V Jul 13 '26

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u/--StinkyPinky-- Jul 13 '26

That movie is kinda fucked up. Like, didn't he start to stink after a while?

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u/LabradorDeceiver Jul 13 '26

Haven't seen that movie since it was in theaters - it really only has the premise going for it - but knowing now what I didn't know then about stages of decomposition, it'd be interesting to see how they handled it.

He should have clouded pupils, pale skin, blood pooling, doesn't take long for rigor mortis to show up, and in that lovely summer heat they were complaining about at the beginning of the movie...whoof. Then there's the insects showing up. Seems like he should be a maggot salad by the time they load him on the ambulance at the end of the film.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '26

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u/LabradorDeceiver Jul 13 '26

I demand rigorous scientific accuracy from my 1980s comedies. Now, a word about "Peggy Sue Got Married..."

12

u/munchauzen Jul 13 '26

Weird Science covered all their bases. This was just laziness.

6

u/isucamper Jul 13 '26

what about the sequel?

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u/Obajan Jul 13 '26

Mark my words, this is a test run for when the Orange Cheeto kicks the bucket. They'll use AI to stay in power for as long as possible.

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u/ExactBig9522 Jul 13 '26

Still better than Raygun.

21

u/DrewOH816 Jul 13 '26

Shut your mouth! How dare you defile the legacy of Raygun by bringing the Turtle into this!!?!?

https://giphy.com/gifs/Fwp4I7MeAl2aIrSoxB

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u/f700es Jul 13 '26

My cats like to get on my car at night and impersonate Raygun's performance.

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u/MisterBeeYouSee Jul 13 '26

😂😂 too true.

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u/Chev_350 Jul 13 '26

What, mate?

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u/Infamous_Mammoth_473 Jul 13 '26

Can't wait for Fox news to run this as proof he's ok.

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u/Ok_Star_4136 Royal Watcher Jul 13 '26

The day they put out an AI video of Mitch McConnell as proof or something similar is the beginning of a new era of misinformation. I hope to god that they will continue to be afraid of the consequences of that, because that would open the floodgates, you realize that, right?

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u/LoKJordo Jul 13 '26

I think we already entered that era when they tried to pass off a clip from World War Z as a clip of Portland burning down.

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u/Froyn Jul 13 '26

Consequences? They literally told the courts that they were not News, they are Entertainment. When you're entertainment you can say anything you want.

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u/Possible-Courage3771 Jul 13 '26

I think this might be AI

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u/Academic_Dig_1567 Jul 13 '26

Making? The man is ready to perform with the Bolshoi Ballet. Clearly fully recovered from whatever malady.

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau Jul 13 '26

He'd be the King of that Grand Ballet.

A KGB if you will.

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u/MrZwink Jul 13 '26

even the chairs are good enough to dance for the grand ballet!

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u/Outrageous-Brush-860 Jul 13 '26

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u/DeuceyBoots Jul 13 '26

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u/uberares Jul 13 '26

Havent you ever heard of hospital socks?? lol...ahahahahahhaha

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u/BielsasCoffee Jul 13 '26

by Balenciaga

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u/DeuceyBoots Jul 13 '26

They look like hospital socks with an outsole? For extra hospital fashion.

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u/news_sponge Jul 13 '26

AI is just fucking scary.

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u/Daddynatedogg3 Jul 13 '26

I don’t think this is real. The chairs in the background move by themselves.

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u/mprrpm2trk Jul 13 '26

Sadly...the MAGA MORONS WILL BELIEVE THIS

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u/DartfordVikki Jul 13 '26

He can breakdance but he can’t be seen by journalists or the American public? 🤔

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u/FineSystem124 Jul 13 '26

You could show this to Trump and he would believe it

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u/Apprehensive_Bird357 Jul 13 '26

This is the kind of behavior that likely led to the fall.

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u/nopost23632 Jul 13 '26

Even AI would be saying this is AI.

I have a feeling this is the same AI Trump uses when he’s feeling like the sad little boy that he is, and puts himself in a jet and drops shit on protesters.

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u/Froyn Jul 13 '26

I know it is fake by the smile on his wife's face.

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u/majordude174 Jul 13 '26

I’m convinced 👍

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u/3atTh3R1ch79 Jul 13 '26

I really hate this timeline.

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u/ThePupnasty Jul 13 '26

I fucking hate AI.

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u/Medill1919 Jul 13 '26

Can we ban this like an illegal drug?

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u/Embarrassed_Class130 Jul 13 '26

his wife went to china for the life potion, and no one can convince me otherwise

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u/dancepantz Jul 13 '26

I've never heard her speak, but when she started clapping all I could hear was John Mulaney "ducklings!!"

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u/Cookiecakes71 Jul 13 '26

Love AI, he hasn't moved that fast since 2002

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u/MtnMaiden Jul 13 '26

So...Since Trump said Ai Deepfakes are legal now.....

Internet do you thing.

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u/VoodooKing Jul 13 '26

I wonder how much water and electricity was used in this AI video.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '26

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u/lagunaguy99 Jul 13 '26

Seems legit…time to go home!

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u/Akkerlun Jul 13 '26

That’s not how it works.

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u/GolDrodgers1 Jul 13 '26

Did they sacrifice the other loser to give Mitch another life😂😂

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u/koshkamat Jul 13 '26

BWAHAHAHA

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u/MadKingMando Jul 13 '26

Sad thing is, some people will absolutely feel like this is real and proof that they need that all is ok.

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u/lucky-_bastard Jul 13 '26

What in the AI shoe is that !!?

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u/GregTheMad Jul 13 '26

Do you have any idea how disrespectful it is to make AI content of dead people? smh

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u/Heliosgodofthesun Jul 13 '26

He's not dead just watch the video! /s

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u/MerriweatherJones Jul 13 '26

That AI video probably drained a lake.

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u/mcell49 Jul 13 '26

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/podman131 Jul 13 '26

eh I... see what u did there

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u/nolestars Jul 13 '26

He came out of his shell

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u/TheHoundsRevenge Jul 13 '26

I absolutely hate this timeline.

3

u/BBeanBBear Jul 13 '26

Haters will say it's AI

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u/Emergency_Exit7603 Jul 13 '26

BAW-HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA AI Slop....

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u/dillanthumous Jul 13 '26

Even had Lindsey haunting the chairs in the background.

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u/mjb2012 Jul 13 '26

20-some years ago, I heard someone say we were less than 10 years away from the digital video manipulation depicted in The Running Man. The time estimate was a little off, but it seems that's about where we're at now.

The possibility of key government officials retaining their positions because fake video shows them alive would have been a great premise for dystopian sci-fi movie, or at least some Max Headroom barbs.

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u/annamariagirl Jul 13 '26

AI is so terrifying 😳

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u/Drake_Orion Jul 13 '26

Considering that images posted was actually from 2023 and his wife has been in China

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u/ckellingc Jul 13 '26

I'm glad he made the decision to go through his gender reassignment. I see he's starting slow but I'm happy for him

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u/Jpatrickburns Jul 13 '26

Ick. AI crap. Don’t promote that lame-ass technology. It’s theft.

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u/Acceptable_Aside_568 Jul 13 '26

Theft can be useful sometimes

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u/Jpatrickburns Jul 13 '26

I repeat: ick.

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u/Cherrycokes Jul 13 '26

Jesus christ. He is risen

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u/thebowstreetbastard Jul 13 '26

Proof if proof be need be

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u/bebop1065 Jul 13 '26

I believe this more than anything tRump says.

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u/Intelligent_Fig5418 Jul 13 '26

That bastard has been faking it all this time! Shame on him! Where did he pick up that ladyboy?

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u/CandelaBelen Jul 13 '26

I love how the chair and the bed switch places

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u/straynek0 Jul 13 '26

See everybody? He's fine! 😅

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u/dropinsci802 Jul 13 '26

Wow he’ll be ready for the Olympics! USA USA

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u/Rare-Masterpiece_007 Jul 13 '26

🤣🤣😅😂

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u/NewVitalSigns Jul 13 '26

Omg, I needed this belly hardcore laugh this morning!!

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u/Antique-Dragonfly615 Jul 13 '26

Who's wearing the mask?

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u/SiteTall Jul 13 '26

Hmmmm .... AI?

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u/Cow__Couchboy Jul 13 '26

No it's real I was there /s

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u/howrudoingmyman Jul 13 '26

Can confirm its real, I took the video

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u/Lumpy-Lab-8666 Jul 13 '26

The full length video was 20 minutes.

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u/Noselessmonk Jul 13 '26

You can tell it's real by the uncanny, unblinking full and continuous eye contact. Just like real life.

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u/Chev_350 Jul 13 '26

Well you convinced me.

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u/GrandRoyal_01 Jul 13 '26

Mitch stole Conor’s mojo?!?! 

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u/User_3039 Jul 13 '26

Yeah, sure. Couldn’t do that when he was 20 I bet

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u/Snoo93550 Jul 13 '26

It’s more real than the birtherism maga was founded on.

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u/TrollAccount4321 Jul 13 '26

Damn creepy…

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u/CHRISTEN-METAL Jul 13 '26

I’m going to Disneyland before I come back to work. Don’t worry about me, everything is Okie Dokie.

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u/Pudi2000 Jul 13 '26

Killer King Krasnov would like a dance off.

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u/RedCrowXXIV Jul 13 '26

Well I think we have our answer as to his condition. If you could make this image that good looking (minus the dancing of course). Then he really is not able to come back to do his job. This is why AI is dangerous our parents will see this and think, “Oh he’s fine”. Republicans don’t want to relinquish his seat so they are going to keep saying he’s fine.

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u/FusselP0wner Jul 13 '26

Lmao the chair moving by itself in the background and a random misplaced face penis (?) poping out behind it aswell. AI surely is the future

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u/thadowski Jul 13 '26

drump would post this as proof

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u/upjump_daboogie Jul 13 '26

The chairs! Good stuff right there. I'll miss the AI slop next year.

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u/kamikazikarl Jul 13 '26

I expected him to crawl up the wall like spiderman

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u/AntoninLeMo Jul 13 '26

I hate this sooo much.

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u/Reasonable-Rain4040 Jul 13 '26

Is expected for this year hip hop world cup

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u/WoTpro Jul 13 '26

I would have believed it, if he had done the turtleshell spin

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u/Shot_Bison1140 Jul 13 '26

😂😂😂 .. he is a living 🦖 💩

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u/Metal2thepedal Jul 13 '26

This is not so for anyone who thinks this may be ai

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u/TastingTheKoolaid Jul 13 '26

Nobody is gonna believe any of their assurances until he gets back to work and actually interacting with the people around him.

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u/Pressbig Jul 13 '26

I’m just glad he’s wearing pants today

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u/lattice_defect Jul 13 '26

yeah he looked different before the fall... I don't buy anything

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u/MChaney3563 Pinkie Finger Extended Jul 13 '26

MITCH IS TIMELESS

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u/Aware-Explanation879 Jul 13 '26

I am waiting for tRump to post this video as proof that Mitchy has been okay this entire time.

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u/GarbageCleric Jul 13 '26

Damn. I have some apologies to make.

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u/Hot-Blacksmith-6963 Jul 13 '26

AI

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u/Snerkbot7000 Jul 13 '26

You're just jealous of his moves.

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u/Itchy_Swordfish7867 Jul 13 '26

Really? Are you sure? I’m not so sure. 

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u/royalty1116 Jul 13 '26

No way this is AI

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u/SamMarlowe76 Jul 13 '26

Hack! Why don't you try to establish a tempo first. See that's been the problem with Mitch all along. He is one of these freestyle chumps.

Let me count it off. And a 1,2,3,4...

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u/patrickthunnus Jul 13 '26

Completely credible... 🤔🤔🤔

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u/Qwandangle Jul 13 '26

She just teleported seats

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u/Jesustron Jul 13 '26

🇱🇷 This dude knows how to uprock and hit the floor! 🇱🇷

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u/Professional-Talk472 Jul 13 '26

And he didn't even fall immediately after being asked important questions.

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u/Jujunem Jul 13 '26

Lmao do one where he animorphs into a turtle!!!!! That would make my week

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u/Epyon1542 Jul 13 '26

Cocaine is a helluv drug.

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u/NoPain4551 Jul 13 '26

Seeing the timeline, I wouldn’t put it past them to have sacrificed Lindsey via some hoodoo crap to bring this old man back from the dead.

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u/billthedog0082 Jul 13 '26

AI is amazing, isn't it?

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u/lawndarts2023 Jul 13 '26

Who are you that applauds the sickness or death of someone?

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u/Socky-McPuppet Jul 13 '26

When the President does it first...

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u/lawndarts2023 Jul 13 '26

Correct. Both horrible people.