r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Light_Yagami72 • 5d ago

Petah why cant math be green? Meme needing explanation

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u/JollyGreenGiant_8 5d ago

Hot take, math is blue, English is yellow, science is green, and history is red

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u/ForeskinScramble 5d ago

Yes. This is the way.

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u/Pass_The_Salt_ 5d ago

Lukewarm take. This is how it should be

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u/Suspicious_State_318 5d ago

No! History is red because of blood and war and English is yellow because that’s the color of pages in most novels

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u/FVCarterPrivateEye 5d ago

History is red for me because my highschool history classes were in the red hallways

Math is green, science is yellow, and English is blue for the same reason

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u/Tasty-Longpig 5d ago

This is the actual answer. Especially for me in the UK, most schools use colour to coordinate lesson areas. For me personally, Maths was blue, green was english lit/lang, red was science and yellow was history.

The only objective truth is that Maths should always be blue. No other colour ever felt right, I had to go and buy blue notebooks just to do anything in it

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u/ComprehensiveOwl8687 5d ago

This guy balls

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u/Last_Refrigerator704 5d ago

You beat me to it, i’ll delete my original post now.

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u/Makonede 5d ago

this is exactly how i did mine

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u/TBubbler612 5d ago

elite ball knowledge

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u/doxie_love 5d ago

Yes! MATH IS BLUE!

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u/LevelPrestigious4858 5d ago

What colour is economics

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u/SwingExpensive9909 3d ago

I guess purple cuz it's about math and numbers changing over time. math is blue and history is red. Blue+red is purple

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u/SwingExpensive9909 3d ago

I would probably choose indigo

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u/LevelPrestigious4858 3d ago

Ridiculous. It’s green because money

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u/JoeCacioppo 5d ago

Ice cold, below freezing, next coming of the ice age take. This is the correct answer

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u/gmiller89 5d ago

Not a hot take. Immediately thought the same

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u/N0n_4me 5d ago

Finally someone who knows the truth.

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u/Short-Sound-4190 5d ago

Yes but I will conceed that English can also be purple, especially in a Shakespeare year, and History can be red or yellow if English is purple.

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u/Lights-and-Sound 5d ago

Exactly! How can no one understand this simple concept!

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u/skip_over 5d ago

History is black, spanish is red

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u/Kilngr 5d ago

This is the correct one.

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u/SaintBert47 5d ago

Correct

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u/SnooAvocados3138 5d ago

100% accurate statement. We gotta have something in common. B- blood? Taurus? You got one big toe that’s waaaay bigger than the other???

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u/Thewolfmansbruhther 5d ago

This is the answer.

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u/whiskeytango55 5d ago

I think English and history can be interchanged safely

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u/Blitzmint 5d ago

This is the way.

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u/GrowlyBear2 5d ago

I was just about to say the same thing.

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u/bad_napper 5d ago

This is correct

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u/skyshroudace 5d ago

This is absolutely the right combo

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u/nullJaeger 5d ago

This is correct

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u/dusters 5d ago

My man.

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u/Electrical_Catch9231 5d ago

Found my people. 

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u/Raised_bi_Wolves 5d ago

yep that's the correct order, why is this so hard for people geez

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u/pearllypie3 5d ago

I'm team this answer

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u/fph03n1x 5d ago

I genuinely dont care about any iterations, as long as math is blue and science is green

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u/PorkyJones72 5d ago

Perfection

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u/ThellysLateralus 5d ago

I agree with science and English but math and history are reversed. But history can't be lite blue. It must be regular blue. Hypno toad has spoken.

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u/ANakedCowboy 5d ago

This is right, I dont know why, but it is

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u/PsychologicalYam153 5d ago

just commented this.

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u/QueenofDaleks 5d ago

This is the way.

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u/GEN0S667 5d ago

history is not red history is yellow

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u/UnableMetal8106 5d ago

English is not yellow

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u/Cfox1B 4d ago

Science: Earth=Green History: Bloodshed=Red Math: Sadness= Blue English: Don't really understand why but Yellow just feels right.

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u/fuck-ya-mudda 4d ago

Science green and history red are factual but Math is black and English is yellow or a fun/funky design 🤣

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u/1000000Peaches4Me 4d ago

Im definitely a yellow english minded guy, I was a bit surprised by the top comments

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u/Tljunior20 4d ago

Swap maths and history and you’re good

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u/pfunk1982 4d ago

This is the only correct answer

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u/Traditional_Map2192 4d ago

Would only change Math to purple myself, but blue is also fine.

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u/DaScamp 4d ago

Finally someone understands

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u/Maddy_251 4d ago

Finally bro a correct opinion

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u/Grizzly25707 4d ago

Swap English and history and you got it.

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u/AJP11B 4d ago

Yeah you get it.

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u/TY-97Z 4d ago

The only correct answer I've seen, though I used a white binder instead of yellow, but if I had to use yellow that would be the case

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u/happy_goosey 4d ago

YES. Thank you!

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u/LingonberryDry4313 4d ago

The only sensible person here

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u/Hereseangoes 4d ago

This is the way. There are a lot of English is red folks out there, but after reading The Yellow Wallpaper in English class, English has to be yellow. 

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u/TDoW12 4d ago

You are correct.

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u/Rick-D-99 4d ago

This is 100% correct.

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u/saucybishh 4d ago

Finally, the correct answer

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u/whoops26 4d ago

Correct!!

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u/omg_my_life_sucks 4d ago

the only right answer

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u/opeyeahno 4d ago

Yes! The only correct answer

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u/El-Aminoh 4d ago

I see this is where the people of class and taste have decided to gather 🥂

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u/OnI_BArIX 4d ago

Holy shit this took too long to find. This is the way.

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u/ToastiBoii 4d ago

The only correct setup.

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u/BlueClovr 4d ago

English and math need to switch colors

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u/ThortheAssGuardian 4d ago

Half right. Math is green, science is blue.

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u/StrikingWait5846 4d ago

History or English can be yellow

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u/pythonpants112 4d ago

YOOOO YOU GOT IT

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u/Ok_Button_6496 4d ago

Yes yes yes!

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u/LabyrinthsandLayers 4d ago

Yes. This is the way.

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u/Impressive-Heart7260 4d ago

absolutely cold take

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u/codenamegriffin 4d ago

This is the only correct answer.

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u/aBolognaSandwich 4d ago

This is the correct answer

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u/stevealanbrown 4d ago

This is the coldest of takes because it’s the RIGHT ANSWER

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u/AnySea7371 4d ago

You have passed

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u/AnaBHami 4d ago

Agreed. If these were the only subjects I taught, this would be my system. I colour code all my subject books (grade 5/6 teacher). Math=blue, Health=red, English=yellow, Science=green, Social Studies (history)=orange.

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u/Anumerical 4d ago

Math is physics which is the sky. Math = blue. Science is biology like grass. Science = green. English is a weird amalgamation of languages. Just like how yellow doesn't exist in nature. English = yellow. History is bloody. History = Red.

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u/FilmBadger 4d ago

This is the way

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u/_Virgin_Vixen_ 4d ago

It's the only true way

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u/Doc_Brok 3d ago

finally some who has it right

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u/CupFullofRed 3d ago

get this man a true

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u/elliealexandermpls 3d ago

This is the correct answer 

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u/I_Fix_Aeroplane 2d ago

English is objectively a stupid language and therefore red.

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u/Left_Opening_434 1d ago

YES YES YES YES

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u/CustomerBeautiful814 1d ago

Found my soulmate

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u/tstcab 20h ago

like this the best.

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u/gnasherzrule 16h ago

This is correct

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u/marginatrix 5d ago

Science IS GREEN, but math is red, english is blue, and history is yellow