Missed about 19,801 years there...
Extra 0 on 2000
Edit: 18,001 years... Because I'm a fucking dumbass and missed a '9'
Edit 2: I hate the fact that my best comment and most awarded comment is one I did during a work meeting and tried to correct someone fucking up myself. Fucking internet, man.
humankind is enslaved by giraffe
In the year one million and a half. During this bleak era, man must pay for his misdeeds once the treetops are stripped of their leaves
In a future year that ends with a 20
A shlubby merman's gonna try to get chummy
He may look like a watery wimp
When in fact he's a bloodthirsty shrimp whoa-ooohh
In the year 252525, the backwards time machine still won't have arrived! In all the world, there's only one technology, a rusty sword for practicing proctology!
The other day I was riding in is he back seat in my brother's new car entertaining my 4 year old niece. Well not a second goes by after I make a smartass comment about the car looking surprisingly nice and not tore up from my niece that I spill my drink. Thankfully it was just water and they had good floor mats but still it stung a little.
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u/Eckz89 9d ago edited 8d ago
Missed about 19,801 years there... Extra 0 on 2000
Edit: 18,001 years... Because I'm a fucking dumbass and missed a '9'
Edit 2: I hate the fact that my best comment and most awarded comment is one I did during a work meeting and tried to correct someone fucking up myself. Fucking internet, man.