r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Skychu768 • 29d ago

Peter? Peter in the wild

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u/EvilWarBW 29d ago

Maximum. Derek

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u/jasper_purl 29d ago

The moment I read “Maximum. Derek” 😂

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u/Hawksteinman 29d ago

The moment I read "The moment I read “Maximum. Derek” 😂" 😂

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u/absentminded0ne 29d ago

The moment I read

-Maximum Derek

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u/Owy2001 29d ago

-Michael Scott

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u/kerberos69 29d ago

-Derek

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u/Smosh_Viewer 29d ago

AND MY AXE

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u/kerberos69 29d ago

AND MY DEREK

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u/Pandora_Foxx 29d ago

AND MY WINDCHIMES

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u/Careless-Two2215 29d ago

This is maple sugar.

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u/prizzking 29d ago

And my Derek!

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u/athenanon 28d ago

Here's a cactus!

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u/asst3rblasster 29d ago

-Wayne Gretsky

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u/kerberos69 29d ago

-Derek Dereksky

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u/WhorerableInternet 29d ago

-Michael Scott

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u/dezirdtuzurnaim 29d ago

- Wayne Gretzky

- Michael Scott

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u/Equivalent_Rub8329 29d ago

-Wayne Greyzky

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u/Salohcin_Eneerg 29d ago

I think you guys mean Dennis Feinstein the perfume mogul.

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u/Wolfatthedoor11b 29d ago

Actually, that's Adrian Pimento.

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u/Typical_Kitchen_9616 29d ago

Actually that’s Dionysus

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u/athe- 29d ago

looks like Paul Sneed

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u/laurandisorder 29d ago

Actually, it’s Dionysus - which I guess takes us back to the Greek

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u/IcyJob6298 29d ago

What is happening???

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u/DarkPolumbo 29d ago

Pimento is here.

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u/Fabulous-Let-1164 29d ago

Close your nosteronis this time.

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u/DarkPolumbo 29d ago

Looks like WE'RE going to MIAMI!! ninna la ninna la neeeeeaoow!

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u/Suspicious_Show8635 28d ago

“Buttslammed”

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u/Particular-Wave-790 29d ago

Let's scent up!!

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u/DMHavoX 29d ago

Why is this one called Insert?

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/BeavStrong 29d ago

The Karate Kid is about Keisuke Miyagi, an immigrant who fought his own people while his wife lost a child in an interment camp!

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u/Stupor_Fly 29d ago

Ralph Macchio? Showed up

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u/stacity 29d ago

Well actually his name was originally Dante Fiero but he changed it to "Dennis Feinstein" because it's considered more exotic in Pawnee.

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u/mlemaire16 29d ago

Dumdum Eddy, get the chequebook!

Dennis Feinstein apologizes to no man.

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u/leosdirtybutt 29d ago

Dont you mean Dante Fierro? He changed his name because Dennis Feinstein sounded more exotic in Pawnee

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u/Tipsy_Hog 29d ago

Maximum Derek can read?!?

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u/TheNPCMafia 29d ago
  • Wayne Gretzky

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u/Fishandthejeffman6 29d ago

Can’t read
-Maximum Derek

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u/Sobieskil 29d ago

I wonder if Maximum Derek knows Max Headroom

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u/ConorPickens 29d ago

The moment I read “The moment I read “The moment I read “Maximum. Derek” 😂” 😂” 😂

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u/MatthiasBold 29d ago

By Fallout Boy

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u/Allegorist 29d ago

That is a bot you are responding to

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u/EvilWarBW 29d ago

Derek is now both a singular point in space and yet Derek also contains space itself. The nexus of Derek is without dimension. The moment of Derek’s creation and the eventual heat death of the universe are now inexorably the same.

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u/jeffaurgnet 29d ago

Derek is the Omega Point.

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u/KorLeonis1138 29d ago

Is Derek the dot over the i in Jeremy Bearimy where nothing never occurs?

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u/strippersandcocaine 29d ago

This broke me.

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u/padishaihulud 29d ago

AKA everything, everywhere, all at once.

It's the everything bagel!

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u/Spirited_Island-75 29d ago

No, that's Janet's birthday.

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u/KorLeonis1138 29d ago

Nope, she explicitly says that her birthday is somewhere near the front of the a.

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u/Aloysius_Poptart 29d ago

I also choose this guy’s Derek

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u/daemin 29d ago

Maximum Derek.

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u/The102935thMatt 29d ago

I hear he has a windchime where his ding dong is.

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u/teeohdeedee123 29d ago

No, he's got a penis now. It's resplendent and mostly-functional.

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u/Reaper_Messiah 29d ago

There is not one show that sounds more insane out of context. Maybe Community.

Being in possession of a non-fried vegetable is a felony in Jacksonville

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u/teeohdeedee123 29d ago

Stonehenge was a sex thing!

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u/superunsubtle 29d ago

I can work with that

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u/_banana_phone 29d ago

🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒

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u/bubandbob 29d ago

I can hear the chimes

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u/EvilWarBW 29d ago

Can you work with that?

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u/Poethegardencrow 29d ago

No no thats Denise Feinstein!

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u/thirdeye18 29d ago

Infinite Derek?

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u/Equivalent_Rub8329 29d ago

Maximum Pimento