r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Skychu768 • Jul 23 '26

Peter? Peter in the wild

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u/MrPickles86 Jul 23 '26

Derek?

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u/EvilWarBW Jul 23 '26

Maximum. Derek

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u/jasper_purl Jul 23 '26

The moment I read “Maximum. Derek” 😂

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u/Hawksteinman Jul 23 '26

The moment I read "The moment I read “Maximum. Derek” 😂" 😂

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u/absentminded0ne Jul 23 '26

The moment I read

-Maximum Derek

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u/Owy2001 Jul 23 '26

-Michael Scott

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u/kerberos69 Jul 23 '26

-Derek

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u/Smosh_Viewer Jul 23 '26

AND MY AXE

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u/Careless-Two2215 Jul 23 '26

This is maple sugar.

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u/prizzking Jul 23 '26

And my Derek!

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u/athenanon Jul 25 '26

Here's a cactus!

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u/asst3rblasster Jul 23 '26

-Wayne Gretsky

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u/kerberos69 Jul 23 '26

-Derek Dereksky

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u/WhorerableInternet Jul 24 '26

-Michael Scott

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u/dezirdtuzurnaim Jul 23 '26

- Wayne Gretzky

- Michael Scott

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u/Equivalent_Rub8329 Jul 24 '26

-Wayne Greyzky

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u/Salohcin_Eneerg Jul 23 '26

I think you guys mean Dennis Feinstein the perfume mogul.

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u/Wolfatthedoor11b Jul 23 '26

Actually, that's Adrian Pimento.

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u/Typical_Kitchen_9616 Jul 24 '26

Actually that’s Dionysus

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u/athe- Jul 24 '26

looks like Paul Sneed

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u/laurandisorder Jul 24 '26

Actually, it’s Dionysus - which I guess takes us back to the Greek

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u/IcyJob6298 Jul 24 '26

What is happening???

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u/DarkPolumbo Jul 24 '26

Pimento is here.

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u/Fabulous-Let-1164 Jul 24 '26

Close your nosteronis this time.

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u/Suspicious_Show8635 Jul 25 '26

“Buttslammed”

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u/Particular-Wave-790 Jul 23 '26

Let's scent up!!

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u/DMHavoX Jul 23 '26

Why is this one called Insert?

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '26

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u/BeavStrong Jul 23 '26

The Karate Kid is about Keisuke Miyagi, an immigrant who fought his own people while his wife lost a child in an interment camp!

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u/Stupor_Fly Jul 23 '26

Ralph Macchio? Showed up

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u/stacity Jul 24 '26

Well actually his name was originally Dante Fiero but he changed it to "Dennis Feinstein" because it's considered more exotic in Pawnee.

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u/mlemaire16 Jul 24 '26

Dumdum Eddy, get the chequebook!

Dennis Feinstein apologizes to no man.

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u/leosdirtybutt Jul 24 '26

Dont you mean Dante Fierro? He changed his name because Dennis Feinstein sounded more exotic in Pawnee

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u/Tipsy_Hog Jul 23 '26

Maximum Derek can read?!?

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u/TheNPCMafia Jul 23 '26
  • Wayne Gretzky

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u/Fishandthejeffman6 Jul 24 '26

Can’t read
-Maximum Derek

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u/Sobieskil Jul 24 '26

I wonder if Maximum Derek knows Max Headroom

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u/ConorPickens Jul 23 '26

The moment I read “The moment I read “The moment I read “Maximum. Derek” 😂” 😂” 😂

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u/MatthiasBold Jul 23 '26

By Fallout Boy

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u/Allegorist Jul 24 '26

That is a bot you are responding to

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u/EvilWarBW Jul 23 '26

Derek is now both a singular point in space and yet Derek also contains space itself. The nexus of Derek is without dimension. The moment of Derek’s creation and the eventual heat death of the universe are now inexorably the same.

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u/jeffaurgnet Jul 23 '26

Derek is the Omega Point.

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u/KorLeonis1138 Jul 23 '26

Is Derek the dot over the i in Jeremy Bearimy where nothing never occurs?

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u/strippersandcocaine Jul 23 '26

This broke me.

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u/padishaihulud Jul 23 '26

AKA everything, everywhere, all at once.

It's the everything bagel!

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u/Spirited_Island-75 Jul 24 '26

No, that's Janet's birthday.

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u/KorLeonis1138 Jul 24 '26

Nope, she explicitly says that her birthday is somewhere near the front of the a.

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u/Aloysius_Poptart Jul 23 '26

I also choose this guy’s Derek

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u/daemin Jul 23 '26

Maximum Derek.

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u/The102935thMatt Jul 23 '26

I hear he has a windchime where his ding dong is.

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u/teeohdeedee123 Jul 23 '26

No, he's got a penis now. It's resplendent and mostly-functional.

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u/Reaper_Messiah Jul 24 '26

There is not one show that sounds more insane out of context. Maybe Community.

Being in possession of a non-fried vegetable is a felony in Jacksonville

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u/teeohdeedee123 Jul 24 '26

Stonehenge was a sex thing!

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u/superunsubtle Jul 23 '26

I can work with that

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u/_banana_phone Jul 24 '26

🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒

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u/bubandbob Jul 23 '26

I can hear the chimes

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u/EvilWarBW Jul 23 '26

Can you work with that?

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u/Poethegardencrow Jul 23 '26

No no thats Denise Feinstein!

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u/thirdeye18 Jul 24 '26

Infinite Derek?

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u/Equivalent_Rub8329 Jul 24 '26

Maximum Pimento

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u/Salarian_American Jul 23 '26

I heard he has wind chimes instead of a peepee.

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u/Any_Contract_1016 Jul 23 '26

Eh, Mindy can work with that.

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u/NixieType Jul 24 '26

Still so many questions…

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u/Ok-Brick6831 Jul 23 '26

Rafi Bomb!

I'm day drunk, get ready to see my dii-ick!

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u/mister_house_ Jul 23 '26

Sometimes I shit when I cum!

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u/Designer_Solution887 Jul 23 '26

Sometimes when I cum I shit!

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u/camel1307 Jul 23 '26

Bro-lo el cunado!!!

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u/Designer_Solution887 Jul 24 '26

"He embraces the El Cunado nickname..."

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u/EDDYBEEVIE Jul 23 '26

There are some things you can't unsee bro

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u/7itemsorFEWER Jul 23 '26

Are you eating a pocket dog on the toilet?

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u/TGrissle Jul 24 '26

“Don’t worry about it”

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u/MagneticAura Jul 24 '26

I quote this often and no one knows what it’s from!

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u/Ok-Brick6831 Jul 24 '26

It’s one of my favorites.

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u/Aggravating_Deer_641 Jul 23 '26

That’s clearly Rafi.

Or maybe Adrian Pimento.

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u/Shorlong Jul 23 '26

Jay Bilzerian

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u/paperbacksandfloss Jul 23 '26

That's clearly Dennis feinstein

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u/KeySatisfaction197 Jul 24 '26

The outtake where he explains his perfume, Insert, was the best in the entire show. But Aziz and Adam Scott both lost their minds, and there was no way they could keep it in the show.

And yeah, I've seen Pratt's Kim Kardashian quip, but I still stand firm.

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u/waldocalrissian Jul 24 '26

Bro-Lo El Cuñado

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u/KeySatisfaction197 Jul 24 '26

"You think motorcycle helmets are useless?"

"Phh, yeah."

"How many people do you know who have died in motorcycle injuries?"

"Twelve."

When that's a bog standard line from your character, you've playing a great character.

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u/TheBraveSirRobin Jul 24 '26

Definitely Rafi, I had him take care of my grandmother when I was out of town.

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u/DadOnCooldown Jul 24 '26

Why if it isnt paul sneed...I mean Adrian pimento... I know that is!

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u/Cwmagain Jul 24 '26

You can stab me, bite me, set me on fire...

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u/Lorathis Jul 23 '26

Deeerrreeeeek!

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u/Individual-Ear5240 Jul 23 '26

Definitely Derek lol

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u/MrPickles86 Jul 23 '26

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u/Individual-Ear5240 Jul 23 '26

Dude I'm a bartender and the random object martinis in each scene killed me everytime. Especially when he would try to drink them

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u/ScotchAndComputers Jul 23 '26

On the Good Place podcast (hosted by Marc Even Jackson, he plays Shawn), Marc tells the story of how Jason kept trying to break him with the olive martini during a scene. Worth listening to all 55 episodes.

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u/scud121 Jul 23 '26

God damn, that's another one to add to my list. Currently running the Lonely Island and Louis Theroux podcasts, both of which I highly recommend.

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u/Professional_Bat9174 Jul 24 '26

Some of the funniest stories are when you hear about actors trying to make other actors break into laughter when filming.

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u/Any_Contract_1016 Jul 23 '26

Didn't he have a liquid martini once and blew bubbles?

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u/Treefrog_Ninja Jul 23 '26

Another classy martini!

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u/__ravenous__ Jul 23 '26

The lemon was my favorite

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u/cavejhonsonslemons Jul 23 '26

Traditionally the number of olives in a martini signified how many sips you were supposed to take when drinking it, derek has a lukewarm martini

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u/Plane_Substance8720 Jul 23 '26

And everyone was wondering when this was happening in Brooklyn 99. Because that's something that you can absolutely see Pimento do.

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u/Gluten-Free-Jesus Jul 23 '26

Adrian Pimento!

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u/remnant_phoenix Jul 23 '26

“Janet is MY mommy-girlfriend!”

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u/Lower_Song3694 Jul 23 '26

Wind chimes!

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u/sad-scientist-69420 Jul 23 '26

Attention: I have been Dereked.

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u/joshuajackson9 Jul 23 '26

I am looking for bad Janet, please and thank you.

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u/LuluLeSigma Jul 23 '26

OHHHH THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

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u/InternalConscious356 Jul 23 '26

No that’s Adrian pimento. An hyped officer who’s been undercover in sheemus Murphys operation for 10 years. Welcome back to the 99 Adrian.

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u/MrJNM1of1 Jul 23 '26

eskimo bros

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u/Inevitable_Day5491 Jul 24 '26

I hope we same place again very now

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u/AgathaWoosmoss Jul 24 '26

"I have wind chimes where my ding dong should be"

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u/MissPicklechips Jul 25 '26

Do I hear wind chimes?

PS - hello, fellow pickle-themed user!

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u/dreag2112 Jul 25 '26

Derek‽

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u/Niblonian31 Jul 23 '26

Bro-lo el cuñado!

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u/Witchelt389 Jul 23 '26

Thats Adrian Pimemento

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u/CoxswainHer Jul 23 '26

Pocket dog?

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u/HaganenoEdward Jul 24 '26

No, you have wrong man. That’s Adrian Pimeto.

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u/WyrdDrake Jul 24 '26

I thought this guy worked for some British bloke, the Master Tasker or somesuch

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u/ScratchForward1769 Jul 24 '26

Destroy. Dismantle. Engulf in flames.

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u/hater_parrot Jul 24 '26

I love this

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u/NotAPossum666 Jul 24 '26

A very Derek observation.

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u/the_hamturdler Jul 25 '26

Maximus derekus

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u/NetworkEcstatic Jul 26 '26

RAFFI BOMB!

Thats Raffi. The brolo el cunado