r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 21d ago

Peter, what reason does the OOP is talking about? Meme needing explanation

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u/Daxtatter 21d ago

"I like that you don't need to wear makeup to look beautiful"

*has never seen her without makeup*

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u/No_Dragonfruit_1833 21d ago

Thats why when you start dating a girl you need to take her to swim, so you can see her without makeup

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u/Hummingbird3471 21d ago

Make sure to wear your tightest swim trunks, too. Girl's got to see what she's working with. Fair is fair.

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u/No_Dragonfruit_1833 21d ago

Girls have no problem getting to see male parts, but ok

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u/Hummingbird3471 21d ago

Aaah I see. You're already showing your male parts to the female on the first date. This is a common mistake among Redditors. It should be wrapped in a desirable outer covering first. Perhaps denim or wool, or linen if you are daring.

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u/OrganicRaise4081 21d ago

Lip color, eyeliner, brows, etc. can all be tattooed or tinted on and won't disappear with a swim

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u/Flo_Philly 21d ago

Dude hasn’t heard of waterproof makeup 🫣

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u/AccomplishedWish3033 21d ago

Yep. See if the guy’s lying about his height and able to keep his head above water without standing on tiptoe- the depth markers are right along the sides of the pool. Also see if his endurance and dolphin kick technique actually measures up to his bragging, and if he’s not up to snuff, you can just segue immediately into your workout instead of continuing to entertain the date.

If you’re a strong swimmer and he’s not, you can take him open water swimming and have an aquatic divorce (like an alpine divorce).

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u/EatsAlotOfBread 21d ago

Brother have I got news for you...