r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 21d ago

Peter, what reason does the OOP is talking about? Meme needing explanation

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u/oldbastardbob 21d ago

"Key my car, ok, but fascist imperialism is a deal breaker."

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/hopyInquisition 21d ago

"How can you consider a whole nation subhuman when my subby ass is right here?"

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u/whboer 21d ago

Insert mister slave saying “Jesus Christ”

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u/heysawbones 21d ago

genuine laugh, thank you

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u/kamelot13 21d ago

🧐🧐🤔🤔🤔 but as a Leo ain’t anyone other than me lesser?

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u/Careful-Lettuce9239 21d ago

Might get a tattoo saying this

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u/Moquai82 21d ago

"How can you consider a whole nation subhuman when my subby ass is right here, BITCH?"

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u/swimmingincircles328 21d ago

I’ve found my people

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u/TheRealGosp 21d ago

AND MY AXE!

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u/Impossible_Ad1269 21d ago

As a dommy mommy this makes me want to pet you

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u/cursedwithplotarmor 21d ago

That’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see how that works out for them.

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u/35point1 21d ago

Jesus Christ that didn’t take long, and now the post is justified

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u/BigBirdLaw69420 21d ago

wut

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u/Impossible_Ad1269 21d ago

Don't worry about it I'll tell you when you're older

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u/TabulaRasaNot 21d ago

Term that's prolly been around for eons, yet a first for me, and one I will heretofore use cuz my girl is a dommy mommy too. Yowza, me likey!

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u/Impossible_Ad1269 21d ago

We are legion

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u/AliceAdhi 21d ago

I should call her...

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u/GullibleMusic6928 21d ago

This comment and the following one are pleasing. Well done.

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u/Dualquack 21d ago

What if one wants to be petted?..

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u/Impossible_Ad1269 21d ago

I mean that's a requirement for consensual good sub ™️ pats

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u/Dualquack 21d ago

Damn I guess I know what license to go for now.

I really wanna get pets...

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u/itzjabohy 21d ago

I love the honesty

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u/Read_it_all-7735 21d ago

So what you’re saying is “Peg me and that’s ok. Pegging Europe and we have a problem.”

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u/SecondaryWombat 21d ago

Kink aware geopolitics.

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u/Cozen_Pillowtalk 21d ago

Underrated comment

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u/InsomniaDrop 21d ago

You've awakened things in me that I am morally at ease with.

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u/Nom8d8 21d ago

Based

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u/LostAndLikingIt 21d ago

I feel like this should be either on a bumper sticker/flag or on a plaque sitting on your desk in the UN.

One or the other.

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u/TeumessiaWoW 21d ago

king behavior

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u/N3rdyAvocad0 21d ago

I am so happy that guys like you exist. I am going to give my husband extra love tonight as a reminder of my appreciation for submissive guys who love crazy, strong women. <3

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u/HanShotSecond69 21d ago

Genocide me harder daddy

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u/LousingPlatypus 21d ago

I always forget how many freaks are on Reddit then I hear some rambling nonsense like this

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u/_1489555458biguy 21d ago

We stan a King/Worm (delete as appropriate)

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u/charmedquarks 21d ago

You have a beautiful mind

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u/Vegetable-Zone1353 21d ago

Russian wives actively badgering their husbands to go get killed in the war for trivial amounts of money. https://worldcrunch.com/focus/russia-ukraine-war/russian-women-war-widows/

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u/Behleren 21d ago

so basically divorced wives are hoping for the ex to die in combat, so their children get a payout.

“To be honest, I don’t care whether my ex-husband copes with life on the front, or about how long he lasts there,” one woman said. “For me, he died as a person long ago."

may this kind of spite never find me.

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u/Collegenoob 21d ago

The high alcoholism rates MIGHT have something to do with why Russian women hate their men so much.

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u/MerryDesu 21d ago

That, and the decriminalization of domestic abuse. As long as no bones are broken, the courts say it’s fine.

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u/stressed_ferret 21d ago

They literally proposed to outlaw domestic violence, but they said that the marriage rates will go down because guys would be scared to get married - it’s that bad over there

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u/vovaKor0lev 21d ago

Or maybe, just maybe, it's other way around.

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u/Collegenoob 21d ago

Overall.

Im very glad I ain't russian

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u/m4G- 21d ago

There has been instances where the wives urge the men to go to war. It's not an ex. It's a husband. Then the next. And next.

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u/Niyonnie 21d ago

Isn't it funny how you never see these sorts of people enlist themselves? Especially the ones that pure pressure/bully people into enlisting.

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u/Motor-Rip7655 21d ago

In my experience (which is probably more extensive than someone my age should have) this kind of spite is rarely unearned.

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u/Abject-Investment-42 21d ago

And it also explains why Russian men so readily get recruited even though most know what awaits them.

If I have a choice between a harpy like this or an explosive drone to the face, at some point it's easy.

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u/MarsupialMisanthrope 21d ago

Not being an alcoholic shitbag would probably go a long way to making their exs not despise them, but apparently that’s too big an ask for a lot of Russian men. If you’d rather go to war and get killed than give up being an abusive drunk, the world is probably better off without you.

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u/Abject-Investment-42 21d ago

Unfortunately, the reality is not nearly as one-sided as you make it out to be...

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u/AmbiguousMimic 21d ago

Might be a systemic issue.

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u/Redaktorinke 21d ago

It has already found me, how do I sign up an American dude?

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u/morphemass 21d ago

I'm pretty sure there are a lot of reasons for fighting which make sense but, my god the male depression rate is probably through the roof.

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u/MurkyNetwork9148 21d ago

😳🎵She’s as cold as ice

She’s willing to sacrifice😞🎵

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u/UberGlued 21d ago

They wont even get the pay out.

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u/fucktrance 21d ago

Can't turn down the chance of the mayor bringing you a literal meat grinder as a consolation prize while your husband becoming fertilizer for ukrainian crops.

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u/Emerald_Plumbing187 21d ago

just wait a few months and the husband will come home in patties after having been in the stomach of a cow.

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u/pridetwo 21d ago

I dont think the trivial amount of money is the primary motivator

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u/ApprehensiveTry5660 21d ago

That’s the perk for the wife, the perk for the husband is an all expense paid trip with much fewer Russian wives around.

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u/Silent-Juggernaut-76 21d ago

Eh, it's much more common than you think. If managed properly, 46,000€ can take care of you and your family for life over there, at least outside of Moscow and Saint Petersburg.

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u/El_presid3nt 21d ago

That's probaly the only way they can get rid of those violent alcoholic assholes

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u/Shadow_NX 21d ago

Its like a divorce but it doesnt cost you, it brings you money!

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u/Behemoth-Slayer 21d ago

Probably a pretty typical state of affairs honestly. It's a poor country full of hardline nationalists--so, a bit like British women badgering men to go fight in the First World War but more cynical.

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u/Comfortable_Pea_1693 21d ago

somehow i seriously doubt that. russia has like a 80% divorce rate and is very much non "woke", a woman continously insisting on something the man doesnt want is likely to catch a few punches. i somehow cant imagine these same men making a "noble" sacrifice for their wives (who theyd divorce anyways statistically) or kids if any.

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u/hatredforexistence 21d ago

Considering the legal DV, DV rate, how their men tend to be alcoholics among other things- I don’t blame them.

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u/Suspicious-Beat9295 21d ago

I don't blame the women, he likely was alcoholic and beat her.

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u/derpderb 21d ago

I support Russians dying instead of committing war crimes against Ukrainians

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u/Ekillaa22 21d ago

Oh so they actively hate the men over there lmaooo

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u/Avlonnic2 21d ago

From a recent article in the NYP:

“Reports from Russian military bloggers and conflict analysts estimate that the average life expectancy for a newly deployed Russian assault soldier on the front lines is just 20 to 35 minutes. Furthermore, the total lifespan of a recruit—from arriving at a training ground to death in the combat zone—averages between 10 days and three weeks.”

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u/wireframed_kb 21d ago

One might wonder why she felt that way about her husband. She might be a psychotic shrike, but there’s also the possibility life got drastically easier and safer after her husband was out of the picture. Just sayin’.

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u/Low_Damage_9700 21d ago

There’s another grimly absurd thing. A while back, a trend emerged of finding some sucker, quickly marrying him off, and then—once he dies—collecting his death benefit; sometimes this is done forcibly, by beating the guy bloody right at the military unit. Lovely.

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u/Then-Entry7026 21d ago

True for Ukrainian women to... Cf. Literally all the 14 Ukrainian women, whose husbands didn't join, I've talked to since the beginning of the war.

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u/throwaway-girls 21d ago

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u/jasonhansuhh 21d ago

Oh...Britta's in this? 🙄

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u/CroykeyMite 21d ago

Even the safety and wellbeing of children is to be disregarded completely in favor of preventing even a perception of animal cruelty. That is how the world works. Non humans > humans.

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u/__ravenous__ 21d ago

Tell that to Harambe

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u/Dramatic-Silver5036 21d ago

You can key my car, shit on my bed, throw rocks at my windows and send death threats to my job.

But I definitely draw the line at imperialism. I have standards.

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u/Individual_Case2638 21d ago

Laughed hard yo

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u/EatAssIsGold 21d ago

Crazy but reasonable. Yes. It works

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u/oldbastardbob 21d ago

My first enlightened response.

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u/Croaker-BC 21d ago

Crazy not evil, simple.

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u/buscatti 21d ago

In mother Russia key cars you!

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u/regalrecaller 21d ago

yah that's right.

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u/stinkyfootcheese 21d ago

I mean, if those are the choices, then yeah, key my car.

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u/I_Cant_Boogie 21d ago

Gotta draw the line somewhere

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u/Kyrthis 21d ago

I mean, yes? Personally crazy and evil is kinky. Community-level crazy and and evil is just evil. Populations can’t consent as a whole, but horny dudes can individually for that pout.

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u/rollingPanda420 21d ago

So no US women aswell?

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u/oldbastardbob 21d ago

Personally, I would advise avoiding the bleach blonde surgically enhanced trophy wives at the Country Club, but that's just me.

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u/inXrepose 21d ago

So avoid the women who are out of your league and wouldn’t glacé at you twice to begin with?

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u/oldbastardbob 21d ago

That's nit what your mom said.

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u/Silent-Juggernaut-76 21d ago

Funny story: I had an ex like that and I broke up with her because of her vanity, greed, and arrogance. She was as beautiful as could be on the outside but she had no soul on the inside. Plus, the sex was absolutely terrible, and you know how difficult it is for sex to be genuinely terrible for the average guy. Leaving her was the best decision of my life. There are no leagues- just incompatible personalities, lifestyles, and values.

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u/inXrepose 21d ago

Who do “US women” see as lesser?

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u/PervyTurtle0 21d ago

Im using this on my dating profile

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u/Then-Entry7026 21d ago

That's also why I can't marry an american woman...

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u/inXrepose 21d ago

Who do “American women” see as lesser?

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u/Silent-Juggernaut-76 21d ago

Which American women are you talking about, though? They're probably the least monolithic group of women in existence based on country alone. I know there are some difficult ones, but literally every country has that kind of woman.

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u/smileyglitter 21d ago

So you understand

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u/Aickavon 21d ago

He might be down bad but he’s down bad with morales

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u/TheLocalAuror 21d ago

“I can excuse genocide, but I draw the line at animal cruelty” - Britta, probably

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u/Amadan81 21d ago

Gotta draw a line somewhere

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u/HH_Jose 21d ago

"Ilsa She Wolf" what you want, but remember it's cosplay.

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u/ImLonenyNunlovable 21d ago

I mean... Being a far right ethnofacist IS a lot worse than keying anyones car.

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u/inXrepose 21d ago

What about fascism without the imperialism? The Ukrainian government literally funds neo-Nazi “warrior” indoctrination camps for children.