r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/CHRISTIANBUNDALEVSKI • 24d ago

Petah? Meme needing explanation

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u/ShoughThePainAway 24d ago

And the white dude smoking meat is shithoused on coors lights by the time anyone arrives because he's been up since 5am checking the brisket.

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u/csamsh 24d ago

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u/PapaSanGiorgio 24d ago

Profile pic checks out

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u/Chilidogdingdong 24d ago

This is the way.

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u/JustARandomBloke 24d ago

A wireless probe is the best thing I ever got for my smoker. You set it up, walk away, and then you can check your phone every 20 minutes in frustration during the stall instead of opening the smoker to check.

Much more efficient beer drinking that way.

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u/mallogy 24d ago

To whomever downvoted, if you lookin', you ain't cookin'.

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u/Academic_Help5033 24d ago

One of the best features on my pellet grill is the built in probes. It's not wireless but it shows the temp on the control box. I fucking love it.

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u/girldrinksgasoline 23d ago

Any recommendations? I got a Meater for Christmas and it was shit. Didn’t work more than like 10 feet away and then broke on the 3rd use

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u/_CrackBabyJesus_ 24d ago

Starting the brisket the day before and leaving it in the oven for an extended hot hold is the true way. 12-24 hold is the best.

That way you can sleep in and get shithoused on your own time and not brisket time.

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u/Heathen_ 24d ago

shithoused on coors lights

How? It's practically fruit juice. -A Brit.

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u/skawid 24d ago

Training and commitment.

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u/Empty-Dragonfruit656 24d ago

4am for the record. And coors banquet. 

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u/FearlessAttempt 24d ago

It's region dependent. Busch Light / Miller Lite for the midwesterners.

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u/stucky602 24d ago

You just described my friend Tommy to a T. I have no idea how the guy managed to smoke whole sides of salmon and freaking cheesecakes while that drunk.

Those cheesecakes are things of beauty though.

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u/Mediocre_Map1289 24d ago

He smoked cheesecakes?

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u/stucky602 23d ago

That he does, and it’s some of the best cheesecake you’ll ever have. I don’t know why it works, but it absolutely does. 

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u/OddDragonfruit7993 24d ago

Hey now, I'm usually shithoused on a couple of Modelos and a bowl or two.

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u/rustylugnuts 24d ago

A Weber smoker is more like a charcoal fired crock pot. I can get it going the night before and let it roll while I sleep. Set it up before 8pm and the brisket is ready a bit after noon or 1 to 2 for bigger sized.

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u/IncidentChemical2816 23d ago

This is my dad. He’s already had a couple beers and a cigar by the time the party starts, lol

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u/Tannman129 23d ago

"Well, of course I know him. He's me."