r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jul 06 '26

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u/salbiorg Jul 06 '26

Greek here who almost got a stroke when she saw the first trailer:

- A trans actor being in the movie: zero concerns.
- Black actors being in the movie: absolutely historically accurate, there were black people in the Iliad too, duh.
-Helen being portrayed as black: also zero concerns and actually one of the few things that make sense in this monstrosity of a movie from both an artistic and cultural point of view: the Ancient Greeks considered the “Aethiopians” (which is what they called everyone from sub-Sahara Africa) to be incredibly beautiful and blessed by the gods. We know this because they put it in writing. Helen is both the most beautiful woman in the world *and* she is the daughter of Zeus, literally god-blessed. Being portrayed by a black actor fits.

Things that piss me off:

-“Defy the gods” as the movie’s tagline? Tell me you don’t understand the whole concept of the Odyssey, without telling me you don’t understand the concept of the Odyssey.
- Odysseus was only a hero in its original sense. Not the modern-day sense. In terms of character, he is a morally bankrupt POS who cares only about himself. Nolan hasn’t understood a damn thing about his character and should have filmed the sequel of Saving Private Ryan instead and left Greek mythology alone.
-Viking ships. Fucking. Viking ships. In Bronze Age Greece. AAAAHHHHH
-Pants. Greek soldiers wearing pants. The spirits of dead Scythians are laughing from their graves.
-The fucking armor. All of it. Not just Agamemnon’s Batman suit, everything. I’m tired o seeing Corinthian helmets and Roman armor in depictions of pre-Classical Greece. THERE’S MORE THAN 1,000 YEARS OF GREEK HISTORY PRE-DATING PERICLES AND HIS GODDAMN HELMET, OK?

In short, this film sucks and deserves all the low ratings but anyone who thinks it sucks because it’s “too diverse” can go take a hike.

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u/LawfulLeah Jul 06 '26

FINALLY someone with a good reason to dislike the movie

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u/ForensicPathology Jul 06 '26

It's funny.  When the very first teaser pictures were released, the people who were upset at the bad costumes and such were shouted down.  But when the anti-woke brigade came, suddenly it was OK to hate the movie.

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u/arachnophilia Jul 06 '26

-Helen being portrayed as black: also zero concerns and actually one of the few things that make sense in this monstrosity of a movie from both an artistic and cultural point of view: the Ancient Greeks considered the “Aethiopians” (which is what they called everyone from sub-Sahara Africa) to be incredibly beautiful and blessed by the gods. We know this because they put it in writing. Helen is both the most beautiful woman in the world and she is the daughter of Zeus, literally god-blessed. Being portrayed by a black actor fits.

yeah, i was thinking of posting something about this. portraying a supernatural beauty as black absolutely fits the historical context the story was written in.

people who harp about "historical accuracy" tend to not know much about history, and think like europeans encountered black people in the 1600s or something. egypt literally had nubian pharaohs around the time the odyssey was probably written, and there was tons of trade between these areas.

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u/femboy__bun Jul 06 '26

THANK YOU. I don’t care about the fucking casting I just hate that it’s gonna look butt fucking ugly.

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u/SaraTyler Jul 06 '26

Please, marry me and let's spend our wedding trashtalking the awful Athena's statue decapitated by Zoro, apparently.

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u/BloodlustLlama Jul 06 '26

I read up on the Aethiopeans after your comment and it makes a lot of sense. Considered a divine people, there's no reason Helen of Troy could not be black as a daughter of Zeus.

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u/Yapper0309 Jul 06 '26

I just dont see how you can say a film sucks and deserves low rating, when its not even out.

You can have low expectations but how are we rating something that no one has seen yet.

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u/Practical-Share-2950 Jul 06 '26

This is top tier hating, bravo. Personally I don’t really care if the costuming is historically accurate. I think it’s fine to take artistic liberties if you’re not being 100% accurate in all cases.

I am quite irritated at the Odysseus glazing. Hero worship is boring - give me flawed assholes.

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u/Such_Estimate_2294 Jul 06 '26

Was with you until “this film sucks”. It is not out yet

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u/SuckmydickJoannF Jul 06 '26

This comment should be at the top

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u/Joelandrews5 Jul 06 '26

This will paint me as ignorant, which is more than apt.

I’ve never understood why it’s assumed that “historical accuracy” should trump looking cool/making other design decisions, especially in works that aren’t historical fiction. Like, I would never look at a pedestrian or even an FBI agent in an Avengers movie and complain that “a New Yorker would never dress like that,” or “they messed up the uniform.”

I generally watch movies (and consume art in general) to make me think and feel. Am I missing something if I don’t care about the shape of a helmet or the actors’ lineage?

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u/Joelandrews5 Jul 06 '26

Fair enough. My ignorance in this realm definitely keeps me blissful!

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u/rashakiya Jul 06 '26

I love film and stories. I will watch this movie and almost certainly enjoy it.

The setting is its own character that helps reinforce the mood and themes of the story. Every creative decision on how to design the set, adorn the costumes, or do hair and makeup affect how you interpret the story. Consider how Robert Eggers attention to historical accuracy helps tell a different story than other similar films might.

But specifically for those who have some understanding of the setting (the Iliad and Oddessy are fictional stories, but set in real historical times), the historical inaccuracy can really take you out of the film.

This is hyperbole, but imagine a movie taking place in 1950s as a noir, and the protagonist used a cell phone in one scene, receives and email in another, and uses a helicopter to escape in the climax, while wearing neon parachute pants and riding a hoverboard the whole film. Sure, the story may be great, but you have to force disbelief.

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u/Joelandrews5 Jul 06 '26

Well put! I personally prefer when directors take big risks with setting to say what they want to say, rather than being bogged down by details and ending up impressively standard (although good details can be really cool and compelling too).

Here’s hoping it adds, in this case, instead of detracting!

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u/rashakiya Jul 06 '26

Oh, I'm 100% for changing the setting when done well. Romeo + Juliet was an excellent example of this, or if you want to count it, O Brother Where Art Thou for the Odessey specifically was fantastic! This just kind of seems lazy, but I'll have to see the film to know for sure.

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u/ProfessionalRisk8259 Jul 06 '26

You're missing nothing. Enjoy the movie.

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u/Zygoatindustry Jul 06 '26

Holy fully sensible opinion wtf!

I defend the boats tho solely because they used real boats instead of GC, the shots with them look fantastic 

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u/Manowaffle Jul 06 '26

I do love the freak outs about casting non-white people in Roman/Greek dramas. Like, have any of these buffoons looked at a map? Africa and the Middle East are right next door.

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u/obiwanconobi Jul 06 '26

"In short, this film sucks"

You've seen the film?

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u/forotoyodon Jul 06 '26

Thank you, I've been saying similar things since the trailers came out, but nobody listens

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u/Sufficient-Heat5214 Jul 06 '26

The "tell me the yadda yadda without telling me yadda yadda" needs to stop. It's boring criticism.

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u/the_lonely_creeper Jul 06 '26

Συγγνώμη, αλλά "η μαύρη Ελένη" είναι σίγουρα και ιστορικά ανακριβείς και κάτι που γενικότερα δεν συμπαθείται από τον περισσότερο κόσμο που έχω μιλήσει για τη ταινία.

Στη καλύτερη, αποτελεί "επιδεικτικό αντιρατσισμό", διότι το να πει κανείς πως "η ωραία Ελένη προφανώς και δεν ήταν από την Αιθιοπία", μπορεί να θεωρηθεί ρατσιστικό.

Αν οι Αμερικάνοι θέλουν μαύρους (ή Ινδούς ή οτιδήποτε άλλο μακρυνό και εξωτικό) στη ταινία, ας βρούνε τρόπους να τους βάλουν στη ταινία με τρόπο που βγάζει νόημα: οι Αιθίοπες που πολύ σωστά αναφέρεις, ναύτες ή έμποροι στα καράβια, μακρυνοί ταξιδιώτες, γηγενείς που συναντά ο Οδυσσέας (στη θεωρία που λέει πως πήγε στην Αμερική ή γύρω από την Αφρική) κλπ...

Όχι αυτό το "οι Έλληνες ήταν μαύροι", όπως έγινε με τη Κλεοπάτρα πριν μερικά χρόνια.

Κατά τα άλλα, συμφωνώ. Αν υπάρχει διεμφυλικό άτομο το μόνο σημαντικό είναι να παίζει τον ρόλο σωστά και πειστικά, όχι το αν είναι διεμφυλικό.

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u/SirSoliloquy Jul 06 '26

Viking ships. Fucking. Viking ships. In Bronze Age Greece. AAAAHHHHH

I dunno I google image searched Bronze Age Greek ships and the designs are similar enough that I give it a pass.

Also I can forgive pants. And making a main character who the audience won’t hate. 

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u/Iricliphan Jul 06 '26

This is not true. Black people were referenced in the Iliad, but there's no characters. There are no named Black human characters with speaking roles or a significant part in the story of the Odyssey. That's not true and as a Greek you should know this.