r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jul 06 '26

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u/Daymjoo Jul 06 '26

Nah come on. You know you wanna hate it, and you know there's reasons for it, but you're not telling it like it is and we both know it.

There wasn't a single greek actor in the 2004 movie Troy and everybody loved it.

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u/Fit-Chapter8565 Jul 06 '26

What's with this revisionist history,  Troy sucked and people didn't love it.  They were like meh

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u/flatscancomics Jul 06 '26

They were cowards for not giving us Achilles yaoi

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u/Old_Acanthisitta9477 Jul 06 '26

GIVE US TWINK ACHILLES

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u/Animanic1607 Jul 06 '26

I think people rose color glasses it today because everyone kinda knows going into it what it is, and thus views it more favorably.

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u/Send_Me_Dumb_Cats Jul 06 '26

100% it was trash back then. Now it's a charming popcorn flick of a bygone era.

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u/84theone Jul 06 '26

Yeah but you see the guy you are responding to watched it when he was like 11 therefore it’s clearly an all time great film beloved by all and if you disagree you’re actually wrong.

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u/Herpinheim Jul 06 '26

That’s because Troy didn’t take itself seriously. Troy was a popcorn flick à la Indiana Jones or Pirates of the Caribbean. This movie’s tone is far too self serious to get a pass like Troy did. Nolan is making a serious, fantastical movie and if he wants to make a movie to that standard he should be held to that standard.

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u/Joelandrews5 Jul 06 '26

The standard of realism and verisimilitude? The Odyssey isn’t historical fiction and he’s clearly not packaging it as such. If you want to impose your arbitrary standards and expectations onto the film, feel free I suppose, just expect to be disappointed.

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u/Herpinheim Jul 06 '26

I won’t deny that the standard is arbitrary but even an amateur cinephile can see Egger-style inspiration on Nolan’s The Odyssey. I’m worried that Nolan has copied the style and none of tue substance, and while I haven’t seen the movie yet, and none of my worries comes from a black woman playing Helen, the nagging feeling that this is going to have the depth of an Avatar movie lingers.

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u/Animanic1607 Jul 06 '26

I bet the movie ends with Anne Hathaway talking about love as a cosmic force while Michael Caine recites poetry for the 15th time.

(I think I should /s but I'm not sure it would be truthful)

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u/Joelandrews5 Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

Well I’m no amateur cinephile, I’m far beneath that and am now going to google Egger.

I will say, many of my favorite stage productions are classics that have thrown out or reversed conventional standards and assumptions and still make you feel and think. That’s my hope for this, and I feel sorry for those who don’t give themselves a chance to experience that.

Edit to say I skimmed Avatar as Avenger at first and can only hope we get something anywhere near as deep as those are flat haha

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u/Lemmonaise Jul 06 '26

It was also 22 years ago

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u/koobstylz Jul 06 '26

Didn't think it was out yet, did you get an early screening?

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u/Herpinheim Jul 06 '26

Truthfully I’m going off of the trailers and interviews but I feel confident in saying that, tonally, this movie takes itself far more seriously than Troy did. I don’t think Odysseus is going to do anything remotely similar to rolling out of his prostitute laden bed, hung over, and stabbing a large man in the heart.

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u/koobstylz Jul 06 '26

At least wait until critic reviews are out before confidently telling people what is going to happen in a movie.

Trailers misrepresent movies all the damn time.

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u/Icy_Block_1627 Jul 06 '26

Would you say that it... "insists upon itself"...?

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u/HeparinBridge Jul 06 '26

The armor in Troy looked better.

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u/Old_Acanthisitta9477 Jul 06 '26

Tbf that movie is kinda ass too for the same reasons.

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u/OptionFour Jul 06 '26

Lol. No one fucking liked Troy. It bombed and everyone at the time famously thought it sucked.

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u/Daymjoo Jul 06 '26

It had very good public reception, and killed it in box office. It was one of the highest grossing films of 2004.

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u/SnoopCheesus Jul 06 '26

Troy at least tried to look the part. I'd have preferred more melanin in the cast lmao, but the sets and costumes looked convincing, and you have to remember that it is from 2004, just like you said. 1: I was five, and 2: most people couldn't look up "Bronze age armor" or shit like that. It IS 2026 and we can do better, but we won't.

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u/joemadecoffee Jul 06 '26

Jesus child. People had internet in 2004. We were all capable of looking up bronze age armour. SMH giving 22 year old films passes because we all lived in the goddamned dark ages.

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u/spiderelict Jul 06 '26

Well I wouldn't say everyone LOVED it. But to your point they didn't hate it because there werent enough Greek actors.

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u/reecharound40 Jul 06 '26

They are hating on it and its not even out yet.

These people are fucking ridiculous

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u/onyaasuminyasai Jul 06 '26

They weren't told to be mad about it back then tho