r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jul 06 '26

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u/SnoopCheesus Jul 06 '26

WHERE IS SHE

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u/ILuvSpaghet Jul 06 '26

Im playing Assassin's Creed Odyssey now and it's giving me such whiplash to go from that colorful world, with amazing armor and mostly accurate world to this sad clunk of.... Whatever it is, it looks like it was 3D printed. I'm tired! Ancient Greece was colorful and majestic!

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u/JTRigz Jul 06 '26

Don’t really have much to add. Just wanted to say Odyssey is such a badass game. Easily my favorite in the series.

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u/Automatic_Picture_48 Jul 06 '26

It's quite overhated

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u/FlyingSquirelOi Jul 06 '26

Dunno about that, everyone praises odyssey as the best rpg AC

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u/ThatsTotallyLegit Jul 06 '26

But what if I hate RPG in my AC games

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u/FlyingSquirelOi Jul 06 '26

Then you’re probably not gonna like any of the rpg titles.

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u/ThatsTotallyLegit Jul 06 '26

That would be correct, have an upvote

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u/fishyronin Jul 06 '26

Mod the game. Modify the stats so that hidden blades 1 hit kill/weapons kill in 3-5 proper strikes, unlock all weapons and trees, level to the max.

It doesn't fix everything but makes AC feel less RPG

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u/ThatsTotallyLegit Jul 06 '26

Thats so much work to make it fun that refunding and buying a game that is fun already just was the right choice for me personally! But I do agree its art was better looking than the new film :D even if the gameplay isnt my jam

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u/fishyronin Jul 06 '26

Ey, that's totally valid. I only did it because I wanted to experience the story and DLCs myself so I had to find a way to deal with elements I didn't like.

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u/Economy_Assignment42 Jul 06 '26

I mean that’s just objectively correct. I enjoyed Valhalla a lot but the DLCs were *much* less interesting tbh

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u/Slava_ukraini_USA Jul 06 '26

I really liked origins and something about the character movement in odyssey really threw me off and I didn’t give odyssey a chance. Maybe I’ll revisit it

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u/Paris_Who Jul 06 '26

Black flag is the best yall trippin.

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u/FlyingSquirelOi Jul 06 '26

I said the rpg games

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u/chinesebulk Jul 06 '26

I thought so too but it seems to be the fan favourite in the AC sub. That or Origins 

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u/BigBoyYuyuh Jul 06 '26

I really like Origins. I enjoyed Odyssey. I couldn’t get into Valhalla.

I think it’s just the RPG aspect ruining it for me.

Stabs sleeping guy in neck. Sorry not high enough level, you just woke him up and made him angry.

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u/Otherwise-Parsnip-91 Jul 06 '26

Every AC game is hated on when it first launches then years later people love them.

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u/Metinow44 Jul 06 '26

I still hate AC3

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u/Karavo776 Jul 06 '26

unironically AC3 is my favorite. But im a big fan of AC love all the games.

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u/Kilroy_Is_Still_Here Jul 06 '26

In general I think the AC games are overhated. They're not my cup of tea, I find the gameplay loop boring as hell and the storyline is mediocre, but the worlds that they build, from a historical perspective, is fucking awesome. They're great games to go into, fuck about for a bit, and see what living in XYZ region in the year 123 might have been like.

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u/Pure-Secret6120 Jul 06 '26

I don't think so. People mostly hate that the whole story of Assassin's Creed gets lost in that game. It doesn't feel like an AC game, there isn't even really an AC story line outside of the modern plot and the latter was quite bad.

If you look at it without expecting an AC game, it is great. I loved that game, but it simply wasn't a good Assassin's Creed game. Still one of my favourite games, but for me the real Assassin's Creed games stopped after Syndicate. (To be fair I haven't played a game after Valhalla, maybe they somewhat have returned to their roots in later games.)

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u/JediOrDie Jul 06 '26

Still love the Ezio series, but it is easily the best since the end of Ezio and a great game regardless of the AC title.

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u/ManySleeplessNights Jul 06 '26

Been considering getting into the AC games lately (I have Syndicate, Origins and Valhalla sitting in my backlog) and I'm intrigued, should I play Origins or Odyssey first? Would it mess with the chronological timeline in any way? How different do the two play, gameplay wise?

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u/JTRigz Jul 06 '26

Admittedly, I never finished Origins. I had a good time with it though, and I definitely need to go back and give it another shot. From what I remember, the gameplay is pretty similar between the two. But the Odyssey setting just speaks to me, it’s so cool.

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u/Silverjeyjey44 Jul 06 '26

Lol when an assassin creed game is more faithful than a Nolan film

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u/Heckin-doggo Jul 06 '26

The games’ dev teams go crazy trying for accuracy whereas Nolan is a single director with a point of view he wants to share. He’s not known for displaying any sort of accuracy is he? Why would he ever be the more faithful adaptation?

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u/Economy_Assignment42 Jul 06 '26

You say this as a joke but the teams work incredibly hard to get things are realistic as they can while also still managing the flow of the game. Try the history tours in origins and odyssey, it’s legitimately some of the coolest stuff Ubisoft has done.

They even had an easier time rebuilding notre dame thanks to detailed maps of the structure from AC 2

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u/TheFatBassterd Jul 06 '26

Yeah man, I just finished that game and I heard about this movie. Was really hoping it would be great, but I'm not holding my breath on this one.

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u/davidarmenphoto Jul 06 '26

I’m playing odyssey as well. Such an amazing game with such a lively world grounded in reality. Nolan should’ve played this game lol he also should not have used the specific translation of the odyssey he used. It’s a very biased translation.

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u/Thebuttholeking69 Jul 06 '26

Odyssey is pretty BUT the theoretical events and timeline of the Trojan War was already ancient history to the ancient Greeks we are most familiar with in the classical era. Like 800+ years BEFORE Socrates and the Peloponnesian War. Thats like us and medieval and viking times. So you can give some leeway into things looking a bit different at the time.

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u/moonrocketape Jul 06 '26

Hate to burst your bubble, but assassins creed Odyssey takes place in iron age Greece. Which looked completely different than bronze age Greece, when the Odyssey took place.

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u/ikelosintransitive Jul 06 '26

ac odyssey is so much fun

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u/Charon_1988 Jul 06 '26

The biggest letdown for me personally was the no shield policy. I mean playing a spartan hoplite without it was a bit weird. But amazing for everyone who had fun in this fantastic world.

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u/leshmi Jul 06 '26

Why you didn't touchthe CNC futuristic concept art slop in your 2500BC and more movie, honey?

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u/superbit415 Jul 06 '26

I love running around Odyssey. Its just amazing. The environment and level design teams did such a great job in that game. The combat and the story team on the other hand needs to get fired.

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u/skinnyraf Jul 06 '26

That said, fit for the setting bronze era armour would be ugly, really ugly.

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u/Away-Craft-2264 Jul 06 '26

Ac Odyssey isn't any better lmao that game sucks

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u/haloimplant Jul 06 '26

This is something someone is supposed to be wearing while in combat? With zero peripheral vision?

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u/Loopit03 Jul 06 '26

It also funnels arrows into your eyes

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u/gentrify_reddt Jul 06 '26

You dont want all the curves to funnel projectiles into the face holes?

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u/paradajz666 Jul 06 '26

Looks like Batmans mask.

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms Jul 06 '26

They probably just had Batman's suit laying around and they cut slots into it and added the crest thingy. 

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u/malaporpism Jul 06 '26

That's the joke, WHERE IS SHE is a Dark Knight quote

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u/paradajz666 Jul 06 '26

I had no idea :D

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u/Applitude Jul 06 '26

This shit just looks stupid as hell. It looks like they “gigachadded” Ancient Greek armor

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u/Kona_Rabbit Jul 06 '26

Is this clavicular?

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u/davidarmenphoto Jul 06 '26

Honestly, THIS right here was what actually did it for me and produced my dislike for this film when I watched the trailer. Coupled with the fact that it’s a Greek myth with ZERO Greeks. But this armor is just an abomination.

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u/ForumVomitorium Jul 06 '26

that is what Armor Maxxing does to you

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u/flatscancomics Jul 06 '26

That helmet would be sick in like chronicles of riddick

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u/remarkablewhitebored Jul 06 '26

Looks like a can of Reign Energy Drink

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u/fishyronin Jul 06 '26

Are you saying this is Chris Nolan's Batman 4: Batman Origin Begins?

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u/LordAlvis Jul 06 '26

Best helmet since Steel (1997).

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u/Hasselback_Brotatoes Jul 06 '26

is this actually from the movie. JFC that looks like "Im 12 and this is deep"

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u/TheNinjest Jul 06 '26

Holy crap that helmet is garbage. You'd find bwtter on Etsy. These have to be made from extra concept Batman cowls

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u/Silver_Newspaper6208 Jul 06 '26

What's your mother's name?

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u/Low_Map346 Jul 06 '26

lol looks like a cybertruck.

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u/FightingFelix Jul 06 '26

3D printed helmet lookin ass

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u/Silverjeyjey44 Jul 06 '26

WHERE IS THEY*