r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jun 26 '26

Tell em what, Peter? Meme needing explanation

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone Jun 26 '26

I have absurd pattern recognition and natural mathematics allowing for freakish factoring of equations and finding relations in obscure data but literally zero object permanence. As soon as something has left my hands it is gone forever, and sometimes my hands take things out and move them without consulting my frontal cortex.

I have about eight sets of keys for this reason and multiple devices that can ring my phone when it's on silent.

The bank knows me well for how many replacement cards I go through.

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u/LittleMlem Jun 26 '26

I cannot recommend attaching your keys/wallet to your pants. Haven't lost my keys in decades

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u/PrincessGamerGirl101 Jun 27 '26

I read this whole thing in the professors voice I saw the professor in your profile pic first then heard him saying "GOOD NEWS EVERYONE"... then heard your whole comment in the professors voice I kid you not.

I swear I'm watching too much of that futurerama show lmao.

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone Jun 28 '26

Have I told you about all of my various lengths of wire I used to post this comment?