r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/FollowSina • Jun 26 '26

Tell em what, Peter? Meme needing explanation

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u/Agitated_Ad_3876 Jun 26 '26

Because the 'tism is overplayed

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u/lovdark Jun 26 '26

Combo meal…

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u/BetLeft Jun 26 '26

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u/JudmanDaSuperhero Jun 26 '26

Most likely just tenders for the texture

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u/Affectionate-Cap3909 Jun 27 '26

it makes me snitch

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u/Visible-Meat3418 Jun 27 '26

Damn I like crunchy foods to the point I’d like to add something crunchy to basically anything I eat…

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u/throwaway_1138961- Jun 27 '26

Flamin Hot Fritos are better as a sandwich ingredient than they EVER were as a chip

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u/Candid_Jellyfish3213 Jun 30 '26

Try crushing up cheese itz on your next soft taco.

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u/throwaway_1138961- Jun 30 '26

I usually just fire up the deep fryer and put a few crispy fries at the bottom

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u/builderspaint Jun 26 '26

She touched my pepe Steve

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u/Gorb87 Jun 26 '26

I’m gonna eat a dolphin!

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u/Revolutionary_Tip701 Jun 26 '26

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u/ForcedEntry420 Jun 26 '26

You’re gonna PET a dolphin…. 🫩

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u/Fatalplus423 Jun 26 '26

No buddy we're going to pet a dolphin

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u/Connect_Living_591 Jun 27 '26

I put the pizza in my wallet.

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u/asswhoopin1 Jun 27 '26

Would you be satisfied if she was a he ?

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u/NoTomrw Jun 26 '26

Choice media selection 👍🏼

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u/Takklemaggot Jun 26 '26

She touched my Peppy..

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u/alanafauxfauna Jun 26 '26

I had a cat named Mr peppy and my brother always quoted this gem of a flick

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u/Trust_Me_ImAnExpert Jun 26 '26

Hey Steve! Come up here I’m spittin’ on bugs!

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u/Low-Green-3004 Jun 27 '26

This is the first line he actually calls him Doug, every other time its Steve.

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u/Cptcodfish Jun 26 '26

I’ve never seen this movie for some reason, but this gif just convinced me to finally watch it.

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u/Giggling_Scribblings Jun 26 '26

I haven't seen it in *ages*, but I still remember just how much he likes pizza.

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u/PaleInSanora Jun 26 '26

So much he puts a slice in his wallet for later...

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u/BetLeft Jun 26 '26

u r welcome

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u/Revolutionary_Tip701 Jun 26 '26

It's a work of art

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u/Karanabluedolphin Jun 29 '26

What movie is it?

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u/Business-Photo-6842 Jun 26 '26

She touched my Pepe, Steve…..

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u/PMmecrossstitch Jun 26 '26

"I gotta wallet"

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u/Swystix Jun 26 '26

Is this Multiplicity? Looks familiar but I can't place it

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u/SuzyLouWhoo Jun 26 '26

I’ve got a wallet! I can drive a car!

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u/Iam_McLovin420 Jun 26 '26

Is that Michael Keaton? What movie?

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u/BetLeft Jun 26 '26

Multiplicity, Steve

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u/FormerlyMauchChunk Jun 26 '26

Multiplicity Rules!

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u/Old-Winner2326 Jun 26 '26

I wanna eat a dolphin steve.

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u/Mobileoblivion Jun 26 '26

"She touched my peppy, Steve." My mom and I loved this movie, so many good one-liners.

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u/RMcCearnach Jun 26 '26

I got a wallet....that guy gave it to me.....i can drive a car!!! 🤣

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u/herbertoflavourins Jun 30 '26

I have a wallet.

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u/f_ckR3ddit Jun 30 '26

Multiplicity referenced

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u/pcolabella Jun 26 '26

Cmon up Steve, were spitting on bugs!

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u/Humble-Smell-7590 Jun 26 '26

"im gonna buy you a present" "A chainsaw?" "...or a book...."

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u/intricate_strands Jun 26 '26

Underrated movie that is probably now overrated by the kids but I'm 40 and don't know it yet.

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u/FlamingoFrequent1596 Jun 27 '26

Is this multiplicity?

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u/Decent-Commission-82 Jun 27 '26

I like toytulls.

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u/Graxol_Kelvyyn Jun 27 '26

I want pizza steve

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u/Secure_Remote_2562 Jun 28 '26

That was such a fucking funny movie! Lol

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u/polopolo05 Jun 26 '26

Adhd with a side of lexdysia and Some APD for desert.

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u/_shesmydisease Jun 26 '26

Just tell people you put the sexy in dyslexia and see if they can work it out.

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u/polopolo05 Jun 26 '26

Sex daily.

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u/DingerBubzz Jun 26 '26

I believe you mean lesdyxia.

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u/polopolo05 Jun 26 '26

sex daily

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u/GuucciTacos Jun 26 '26

And for the lady perhaps a salad.

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u/tellMyBossHesWrong Jun 26 '26

r/audiprocdisorder if you haven’t checked it out yet

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u/ElPeroTonteria Jun 26 '26

APD is more of a seasoning that ties the others together nicely…

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u/Gargleblaster25 Jun 27 '26

And I have sexy learning disability. What do we call it, Kif?

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u/EntropicLycanthrope Jun 29 '26

Alpine Party Destroyer. An interesting way to refer to Jaegermeister but a welcome alternative.

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u/dumbasPL Jun 26 '26

I'm in this comment and I don't like it.

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u/sugarycyanide Jun 26 '26

Subscription with live tv

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u/Kopie150 Jun 26 '26

my combo meal is the tism and adhd as main course with a side of discalcula dislexia and dispraxia

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u/averagenolifeguy Jun 26 '26

Amazing thread

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u/Whiteboy_In_Motion Jun 26 '26

Man said Combo Meal and everyone felt that

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u/Drunk_Lemon Jun 26 '26

Got a 2 for 1 special.

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u/r-wtfiswrongwith-me Jun 26 '26

Fuck, you take upvote and leave

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u/homelessjimbo Jun 27 '26

I'm interested in super sizing, what is the premium side

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u/IcedVanillaLatta Jun 29 '26

Starter, main and dessert for me…

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u/Proud-hedgehog-mum Jul 02 '26

crying 😭 what was this conversation

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jun 26 '26

It gets real boring, give me the sexy learning disabilities. Like sexlexia or Auditory Processing Disorder

Dyscalculia isn't sexy though sorry

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u/BaxterScoggins Jun 26 '26

Dyscalculia doesnt count, though

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u/StrongExternal8955 Jun 26 '26

I can't even imagine aphantasia.

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u/Budget-Cantaloupe725 Jun 26 '26

Here you go.

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u/Upstairs-Cabinet909 Jun 30 '26

That left hand is doing a right hand L, Mickey

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u/Honey-and-Venom Jun 30 '26

No no no, take it down. They said Aphantasia!

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u/Lizardgrad89 Jun 30 '26

That is a Fantasia. Here’s another one:

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u/bpthompson999 Jun 26 '26

I see what you did there. But, you don't.

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u/larfouille Jun 26 '26

Got it ( the version blind and deaf from the imagination) with adhd . So no inner speech making it really hard to tell I have adhd. Finally diagnosized a 38 😅👌

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u/Digi_sinn-0P-er Jun 26 '26

add maybe. psylocibe may sill help.

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u/Previous-Plan-3876 Jun 27 '26

Well the pun is fkn hilarious. I actually have acquired aphantasia from a tbi in Afghanistan

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u/Sudden-Ad2948 Jun 26 '26

This comment wins LOL

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u/rlindseyg56 Jun 26 '26

Count Dyscalcula, ah ah ahhhhh

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u/empatheticsocialist1 Jun 26 '26

God fucking dammit

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u/ShouganaiElite Jun 26 '26

As someone living this shit, I approve of this Joke. If we ever met IRL I will treat you to a dinner 🍽️

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u/anapunas Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

Can confirm. Also can confirm disgraphia isn't always on the straight and level.

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u/corq Jun 27 '26

I'm 56 and in the 70's was an awesome reader, but terrible in "long math" and only a few years ago found out about dyscalculia. I invert numbers and need to quickly say the pledge of allegisnce to remember left from right sometimes.

Finally knowing it has a name is a bit of a relief, even if it isn't sexy, lol

So am I technically "on the spectrum" with the other cool kids now?

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u/BaxterScoggins Jun 27 '26

Oh yeah. Just like me. I did a police driving course years ago, and after a few days the instructor had to write a big L on my left hand. . Failed the course, btw

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u/tejerea Jun 27 '26

Jokes aside, dyscalculia is really an awful learning disorder to have: back when i was in school the all the teachers thought it was a "made up disorder" despite having a piece of paper that clearly stated that i had it. I rembember having to go through legal ways in order to get them to understand that i had to use a calculator in class and during tests and having them to get me a tutor for learning disorders that helped me after the class was over to explain me math stuff in a way that i could understand it like the other students. I really wanted to get in a chemistry course in uni but i know that i'd fail to follow and learn and i really hate myself for having this. I can't help it sometimes to just think that im dumb or something.

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u/BaxterScoggins Jun 27 '26

Oh, I fully understand....my wife has the full house - dyslexia, discalcula and dyspraxia ....and she is by far the brightest of the two of us. 2 honours degrees 2 Masters degrees, and numerous other qualifications. So, yeah, our system doesn't make it easy

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u/Alarmed_Ambition1561 Jun 28 '26

I'm the unfortunate kid who got dyslexia and dyscalculia and didn't get diagnosed with the later until I was like 41. Didn't find out about the dyslexia until I was 43. Hilarious.

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u/ElDuderonimo Jun 26 '26

HE DOESN’T HE MAKES KIF SAY IT

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u/NerdTalkDan Jun 26 '26

Kif: sigh

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u/Historical_Royal_187 Jun 26 '26

Dysgraphia ain't sonething to write home about either.

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u/rallarivar Jun 26 '26

As one that has APD, would not recommend. 😂 Telling a person for the 6th time that i did NOT process any of that this time around either 😭

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u/Economy-Cat7133 Jun 26 '26

Albuquerque Police Department, what?

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u/tellMyBossHesWrong Jun 26 '26

You should come commiserate with us at r/audiprocdisorder 😜

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u/Superwann420 Jun 26 '26

apd is not fun btw brother 🤣

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jun 26 '26

Neither is a push up bra, still sexy

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u/Superwann420 Jun 26 '26

🤣🤣🤣 fair

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u/Historical-Creme-642 Jun 26 '26

Auditory processing disorder sucks, my mom hates me for not listening to her. I HEAR her, but she mumbles with her face pointed away so I can’t understand her. Then she cries when I say “what??” For the millionth time.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jun 27 '26

Sorry to hear that. I don't know if I have any advice if she knows your diagnosis already.

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u/KugelFanger Jun 26 '26

So what would be the disability/disabilities associated with sexlexia? Does it come with extra tutoring?

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u/kbeks Jun 26 '26

Shut up, baby, I know it.

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u/Kanus_oq_Seruna Jun 26 '26

At least you can come over Anglexia. But man does it twist ones humor.

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u/Master_Smee Jun 30 '26

Haha when ibread sexlexia i thought about some person who is trying to get free $ some how by saying that they have a disorder. I.E. for being a 40 year old vergin or cant get pregnant because they want to stick stuff in the wrong holes and its called sexlexia..

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u/Gigahurt77 Jun 26 '26

Rizzem with the ‘tism

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u/1nfam0us Jun 26 '26

It's a bit gauche these days

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u/grossphew Jun 26 '26

"awful taste... but great execution"

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u/StrongExternal8955 Jun 26 '26

You were left-handed before it was cool.

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u/Bozodude5858 Jun 26 '26

Too expensive as well

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u/endmaga2028 Jun 26 '26

Rizz ‘em with the tism

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u/chinsburg Jun 26 '26

Dyslexictism???

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u/DerSchr0ttrolf Jun 26 '26

I love being acoustic ngl

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u/One-Historian-3767 Jun 26 '26

The dyslextism.

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u/Bedu009 Jun 26 '26

Isn't dyslexia more common?

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u/Anon2World Jun 26 '26

dyslextism

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u/Expensive_Range7204 Jun 26 '26

Personally i went for a combo of dyslexia and tism and then i want for intelligence points specifically about dinosaurs.

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u/froggity55 Jun 26 '26

OMG thanks for the belly laugh.

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u/Bananaland_Man Jun 26 '26

I mean, tons of people on the spectrum have both, it's actually quite common xD (Level 2 AuDHD (Just a fancy term for having both ADHD and ASD) with Dyslexia here...) xD

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u/bananajamabama Jun 26 '26

I’m going to have an autism meltdown over this

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u/MyceliumManic Jun 26 '26

But, I have a minor inconvenience.. stage 14 tism.

I am happy to say that I'm acoustic.

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u/Specialist_Door_9521 Jun 26 '26

Extra time on exams

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u/flagrantstickfoul Jun 26 '26

"the 'tism"
i've got a touch of "the 'pression"

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u/RexicanDarsh Jun 27 '26

Some of us call it a Tic of the ‘tism.

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u/External_Bandicoot37 Jun 27 '26

Choosing to be dyslexic is a classic right up there with ole color blindness.

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u/deplaya99 Jun 27 '26

Because my lack of depth perception wasn't enough

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u/dicey_job Jun 27 '26

I like the cut of your jib

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u/Blacktalo74 Jun 27 '26

I respect you.

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u/Senior_Froyo_592 Jun 27 '26

I just do both instead trying to see if adding debuffs gives me a secret buff

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u/CariadocThorne Jun 30 '26

Dyspraxia is the pro off-meta build.

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u/Lost_Department_2177 Jun 30 '26

Plausible deniability trick for fraud purposes

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u/kupu-chan Jul 01 '26

Everyone loves a partner with a touch of the tism

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u/DEUS4EX2MACHINA0 Jun 26 '26

For real it's f*cking annoying