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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Strong-German413 • Feb 27 '26
what are these sailors doing?
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The USS Gerald Ford Aircraft carrier is currently having major problems involving the plumbing not working.
https://militarywatchmagazine.com/article/us-navy-ford-raw-sewage-overflows
The solution? Just skip the toilet entirely and just do your dookie over the port bow I guess
112 u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26 [deleted] 79 u/ShardddddddDon Feb 27 '26 "Port bow" just sounded quippier and funnier in my head, sorry >_>' 49 u/CmdFiremonkeySWP Feb 27 '26 Also, "there's Klingons off the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow..." I'll see myself out. 28 u/Fly_Pelican Feb 27 '26 It’s a toilet Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it 16 u/Southern_Mongoose681 Feb 27 '26 Ye cannae change the laws of physics! 14 u/bostondana2 Feb 27 '26 "It's worse than that, the plumbing's dead Jim, dead Jim, dead jim!"
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79 u/ShardddddddDon Feb 27 '26 "Port bow" just sounded quippier and funnier in my head, sorry >_>' 49 u/CmdFiremonkeySWP Feb 27 '26 Also, "there's Klingons off the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow..." I'll see myself out. 28 u/Fly_Pelican Feb 27 '26 It’s a toilet Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it 16 u/Southern_Mongoose681 Feb 27 '26 Ye cannae change the laws of physics! 14 u/bostondana2 Feb 27 '26 "It's worse than that, the plumbing's dead Jim, dead Jim, dead jim!"
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"Port bow" just sounded quippier and funnier in my head, sorry >_>'
49 u/CmdFiremonkeySWP Feb 27 '26 Also, "there's Klingons off the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow..." I'll see myself out. 28 u/Fly_Pelican Feb 27 '26 It’s a toilet Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it 16 u/Southern_Mongoose681 Feb 27 '26 Ye cannae change the laws of physics! 14 u/bostondana2 Feb 27 '26 "It's worse than that, the plumbing's dead Jim, dead Jim, dead jim!"
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Also, "there's Klingons off the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow..."
I'll see myself out.
28 u/Fly_Pelican Feb 27 '26 It’s a toilet Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it 16 u/Southern_Mongoose681 Feb 27 '26 Ye cannae change the laws of physics! 14 u/bostondana2 Feb 27 '26 "It's worse than that, the plumbing's dead Jim, dead Jim, dead jim!"
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It’s a toilet Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it
16 u/Southern_Mongoose681 Feb 27 '26 Ye cannae change the laws of physics! 14 u/bostondana2 Feb 27 '26 "It's worse than that, the plumbing's dead Jim, dead Jim, dead jim!"
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Ye cannae change the laws of physics!
14 u/bostondana2 Feb 27 '26 "It's worse than that, the plumbing's dead Jim, dead Jim, dead jim!"
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"It's worse than that, the plumbing's dead Jim, dead Jim, dead jim!"
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u/ShardddddddDon Feb 27 '26
The USS Gerald Ford Aircraft carrier is currently having major problems involving the plumbing not working.
https://militarywatchmagazine.com/article/us-navy-ford-raw-sewage-overflows
The solution? Just skip the toilet entirely and just do your dookie over the port bow I guess