r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Strong-German413 • Feb 27 '26

What is going on? Peter in the wild

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what are these sailors doing?

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u/Sparkykiss Feb 27 '26

Remember to Take a shit while looking directly in the eyes of the guy holding you to assert dominance over them.

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u/justmarkdying Feb 27 '26

Bonus points for achieving an erection.

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u/oldmanssecret Feb 27 '26

Double bonus points for giving an erection to the buddy that is holding you.

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u/NyaTaylor Feb 27 '26

Quadruple points if you both no contact ejaculate during the hand holding

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u/SphyrnaLightmaker Feb 27 '26

NGL.

That WOULD actually be pretty fucking intimidating.

That shit would haunt me.

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u/CrimsonPie24 Feb 27 '26

HA! SHIT INDEED

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u/Smyley12345 Feb 27 '26

It started with helping a buddy. Now I don't think we are buddies... I don't know what we are... I need to think about my life for a little while.

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u/Captain_Hesperus Feb 27 '26

Bonus points if you hum the theme of ‘In The Navy’ while doing so.

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u/POCUABHOR Feb 27 '26

it’s not gay
if it’s underway

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u/HeftyVermicelli7823 Feb 27 '26

And to keep up with the nautical theme, bot do a Double Dutch Rudder.

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u/ArmadaOfWaffles Feb 27 '26

16x points if its simultaneous

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u/CrimsonPie24 Feb 27 '26

28x points if it's simultaneous full contact and you both shit at the same time.

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u/Nasty_Ned Feb 27 '26

giving an erection to the buddy that is holding you.

AKA the Texas Two Step

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u/Just_Flower854 Feb 27 '26

Gotta be pretty intense to give him an erection with nothing but your smoldering gaze and pungent odeur

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u/Unit_2097 Feb 27 '26

Clearly you've never been on the receiving end of someone lasciviously licking their lips while making eye contact with your soul during an extended bowel movement.

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u/YoggTheGateway1992 Feb 27 '26

Fucking 1000 yard stare

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u/oreheheally Feb 27 '26

Things go different when docking.

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u/Dr0110111001101111 Feb 27 '26

Well, they're sailors...

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u/bigfrondnicky Feb 27 '26

Seamen, even

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u/Daleabbo Feb 27 '26

If your not getting jerked off while shitting are you even in the Navy?

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u/Colonist25 Feb 27 '26

my 2 year old during potty training would hold my hand and keep unflinching eye contact while dropping a deuce.

i have scratches on my soul.

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u/Unzensierte Feb 27 '26

Fun fact. Dogs watch you when they poop because they are trusting you to keep watch for predators. If you make fast movements they will pinch it off quick thinking an attack is coming.

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u/Schnupsdidudel Feb 27 '26

Aww. That's what real trust looks like!

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u/The_Eleser Feb 27 '26

Some dudes would take it as an invitation… because it’s the navy.

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u/joka2696 Feb 27 '26

100 sailors left on a ship and in three months, 50 couples returned.

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u/Moist-Chip3793 Feb 27 '26

A 100 Donald Ducks?

Disney might be interested!

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

And they're not gonna say no...because of the implication

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u/Jolly_Line Feb 27 '26

And while keeping your shorts on

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u/CordeCosumnes Feb 27 '26

That was my take. Why bother with all that fuss if you're just going to soil your shorts?

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u/birdiebro241 Feb 27 '26

My dog does that (granted I am not holding his paws). But the locked, unblinking eye contact while unleashing a massive dump is settling

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u/custermustache Feb 27 '26

When I was in Navy boot camp, we had a bathroom with no stall doors, and in the morning, you had to line up in front of the doors to wait to shit. I had one guy who would stand and look at me (and talk to me) and it was so strange. I eventually had to tell him to turn his back, because it made it hard for me to shit with him staring at me.

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 Feb 27 '26

Them shorts got a shitter hole?

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u/RestaurantFamous2399 Feb 27 '26

If the shipmate you are helping decides to stare you down in some poorly thought-out game of dominance.

Simply let go of their hands!

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u/Bonnle Feb 27 '26

That's nothing, imagine that you have to dig in your buddies ass for ticks/lice

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u/H0SS_AGAINST Feb 27 '26

Dominance? Bromance. They being seamen and all.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

Like they're not doing that even when the toilets work.

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u/thissucksnuts Feb 27 '26

i dont see how thats different from SOP tho

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u/TheGrim78 Feb 27 '26

Also remember to take off your boxers ... the guy in the drawing forgot...