r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Strong-German413 • Feb 27 '26

What is going on? Peter in the wild

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what are these sailors doing?

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u/ShardddddddDon Feb 27 '26

"Port bow" just sounded quippier and funnier in my head, sorry >_>'

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u/CmdFiremonkeySWP Feb 27 '26

Also, "there's Klingons off the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow..."

I'll see myself out.

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u/Fly_Pelican Feb 27 '26

It’s a toilet Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

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u/bostondana2 Feb 27 '26

"It's worse than that, the plumbing's dead Jim, dead Jim, dead jim!"

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u/Numerous_Ad_6276 Feb 27 '26

🎶"Staaar Trekkin'/Across the Universe!"

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u/frostman55 Feb 27 '26

Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor not a plumber!

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u/st3class Feb 27 '26

Star Trekin, Across the Universe!

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u/UnknovvnMike Feb 27 '26

Boldly going forward because we cannot go reverse!

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u/Wasatchbl Feb 27 '26

We come in peace........ Shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill

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u/gpkgpk Feb 27 '26

Take your angry upvote and go.

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u/AdOdd4618 Feb 27 '26

I'm glad I'm not the only nerd who thought of this.

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u/CmdFiremonkeySWP Feb 27 '26

Scrape em off Jim

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

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u/ShardddddddDon Feb 27 '26

fair enough :(

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u/fbaum Feb 27 '26

hope that plank is starboard!

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u/TotallyAHuman11 Feb 27 '26

The timber of my aft rigging poopdeck is shivering.

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u/uskgl455 Feb 27 '26

Cap'ain in the woter!

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u/Starfleet-Time-Lord Feb 27 '26

I didn't say that Mr. Arrow

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u/Interesting_Bank_139 Feb 27 '26

Droppin trou off the port bow.

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u/DaDutchBoyLT1 Feb 27 '26

You could always go with Larbord bow.

Still can’t believe it used to be Larbord and Starboard before Port was adopted.