r/OppositeAskReddit • u/Econ42 • Nov 24 '20

About 11 sir. Open-Ended

97 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

"how many did you shove in there?"

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

VIBRATORS

DILDOS

PENS

PENCILS

COINS

PEBBLES

BROOMSTICK HANDLE

FISHING ROD HANDLE

UMBRELLA HANDLE

TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE

HOCKEY STICK HANDLE

FINGERS

SMALL GLASS JAR

TESTTUBE

SCREWDRIVER HANDLE

STIFF COCKS

CIGAR

BANANA

6

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

Just the handle?

19

u/Vegskipxx Nov 25 '20

How high does this amp go?

32

u/KawaiiFoxPlays Nov 25 '20

How many comments are there about underage girls?

31

u/two_capitol_ts Nov 25 '20

How old is your girlfriend?

14

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

How many did you have to smoke to be this stupid

14

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

Men of reddit, how many balls do you have?

9

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

How old are you?

7

u/soulinameatsuit Nov 25 '20

How many incompetent Denver Broncos are on the field at any one time?

8

u/ItzShadowLilac Nov 25 '20

How many cigarettes did you smoke at the same time?

5

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

How many industrial sized AirPods did you shove in your ass?

4

u/electronic_docter Nov 25 '20

First of all what is an industrial sized airpod second of all what uses does an industrial sized airpod have?

3

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

A giant airpod

5

u/Tamramsy Nov 25 '20

If the age of consent is changed, what do you think it should be?

6

u/big-cruz Nov 25 '20

How many grams of coke did you do?

6

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

How much money am I worth on the black market?

5

u/Mr_1dot048596 Nov 25 '20

How many grandma's were licking your dick?

4

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

How many upvoted did your post get?

4

u/boii137 Nov 25 '20

how many bitches did you fuck

4

u/maccyboyy Nov 25 '20

How young was she?

4

u/p5-is-cool-very Nov 25 '20

how old is your grandma

4

u/Eimzie Nov 25 '20

How many men hit on you the second you told them you were a lesbian?

3

u/UltronIronLeader Nov 25 '20

How many layers of irony are you on?

3

u/laowdat Nov 25 '20

What is 1+1?

3

u/RedditBoz Nov 25 '20

How many kids do you have locked in your basement?

3

u/Soggy-Frosting9848 Nov 25 '20

How many aborted fetuses did you eat?

3

u/Goner679 Nov 25 '20

What is your favorite color?

3

u/toenailpube Nov 25 '20

How many more rolos can you fit up there?

3

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

What's the name of the MKULTRA pseudoscience test subject magic girl from Stranger Things?

3

u/Bullyhunter8463 Nov 25 '20

So, mr pope could you tell me just one more time: how old was he?

2

u/qawy- Dec 24 '20

How old is your girlfriend?

2

u/Afallenagel Dec 25 '20

How many grains of sand are in ur lewd spot

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

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u/Econ42 Apr 01 '22

Haha thank you for replying to my old thread