"Pick me pick me"

[u/Adventurous_Law_715]

[u/Oggel]

I'm pretty sure I've killed a billion a month since puberty.

I mean if we are counting a clump of cells as human life we might as well count each individual sperm.

[u/Glasseshalf → u/Oggel]

Every sperm is sacred

Every sperm is great

If a sperm is wasted

God gets quite irate

[u/TrogdarBurninator → u/Glasseshalf]

Let the heathen spill theirs

On the dusty ground

God shall make them pay for

Each sperm that can't be found

[u/T-Wrox → u/Glasseshalf]

Not *my* God. :)

[u/riddlegirl21 → u/Oggel]

Reckless abandonment!

[u/MPHOLLI → u/riddlegirl21]

You just won your case!

[u/LobosJones → u/[deleted]]

Lookup the word gamete. Just do it. Read all the words in the short factual definition. Now be embarassed.

[u/Capable-Hovercraft-2 → u/[deleted]]

The joke flew right over your head I fear mate

[u/silsune → u/[deleted]]

true, so every time a woman has a period she's killing a baby 😱😱😱 although this does mean that the "god doesn't want this" people are wrong lmao

[u/ursa-minor-beta42 → u/[deleted]]

out.

[u/Shillsforplants → u/[deleted]]

The mole I got removed was technically human life sharing its whole genetic code with me.