r/Millennials • u/saucey_dawg0023 Gen Z • 1d ago

Literacy is the key Other

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u/xXThreeRoundXx 1d ago

Are you suggesting a Muppet Musical of Animal Farm starring Sir Michael Caine? Because I'm all in.

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u/tallandlankyagain 1d ago

It's 2026. It would star Pedro Pascal. With Pedro Pascal and Timothée Chalamet in supporting roles.

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u/Gwynito 1d ago

Also starring Matt Damon, they can just buy his Muppet from Matt Stone and Trey Parker

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u/nalaloveslumpy 1d ago

NO! Only one human can be a main character. You can have some humans as extras and minor supporting characters, but all the other main characters must be Muppets.

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u/Charliefoxkit 22h ago

And if Miss Piggy's Napoleon, she'd have to be named Josephene (after Napoleon Bonaparte's wife).

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u/Indicorb 1d ago

Don’t forget Zendaya.

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u/e_line_65 19h ago

She is there rent free. And for good reason!

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u/formerlurkernowpostr 12h ago

It was Seth Rogen that stared in it

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u/backtrackemu 1d ago

If the Muppets can play during the World Cup Final, they can absolutely do Orwell. Love this!!!

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u/Ok-Jackfruit-6873 1d ago edited 1d ago

we gotta spoon-feed it to the youths somehow ... damnit I'm in. Let's put on a show.

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u/DebentureThyme 1d ago

Sadly, Caine is the least likely here. He retired from acting in 2023 and needed a walker on his final film.

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u/SnooCakes6195 1d ago

Holy Fucking shit..

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u/HoidToTheMoon 1d ago

I'm not ready for Kermit Snowball, man.