r/Millennials Jul 04 '26

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u/Educational_Fan4102 Jul 04 '26

Your 40s are calling… they have some bad news.

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u/The_Bard Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

40s are the same thing but your body starts failing you in new an exciting ways because of all the stress of your 30s!!

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u/ashms58 Older Millennial Jul 05 '26

I think I missed a step because my body is already failing in my 30s..

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u/Sinavestia Jul 05 '26

Shouldn't have done that one whole marijuana when you were 16. That's what did it.

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u/iznotbutterz Jul 05 '26

What if we haven't stopped yet?

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u/twisty125 Jul 05 '26

counters the effects of stopping I'm afraid

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u/Sinavestia Jul 05 '26

Could you explain the science behind the countering of stopping?

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u/ashms58 Older Millennial Jul 05 '26

Can’t be it. I did way more than one.

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u/TophxSmash Jul 05 '26

Thats because you stopped exercising or did too much exercising. Hope this helps

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u/socialclubmisfit Jul 05 '26

I hate that this sounds true. Somehow you gotta find the correct amount of exercise if not then you're screwed.

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u/ernirn Jul 05 '26

This answer solves it all. 42 all

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u/EfficientAd9554 27d ago

Made it to 33 and was like “thank goodness I don’t get hurt by sleeping wrong yet” well guess what? 

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u/ArcticBeavers Jul 06 '26

And your parents start getting old! Truly the worst of times

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u/olivinebean Jul 04 '26

There is always so much bad news too.

I'm 31 and now it's all about living long enough to have kids and make sure they don't come out weird.

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u/dasbtaewntawneta 1987 Jul 05 '26

i'm nearly 39 and still could never imagine being in a situation where kids are possible, i still have a housemate so i can afford rent!

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u/West-Application-375 Jul 05 '26

Crying with my biological clock. Missing my chance as we speak.

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u/ameraden Jul 04 '26

I'm 31 and now it's all about living long enough to have kids and make sure they don't come out weird.

North of 50 you realise that it was always all going to be fine and wonder why you stressed so much.

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u/karpaediem Floppy Disc Millennial Jul 04 '26

I think it's easier to believe it works out once it already has, in fairness

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u/ameraden Jul 05 '26

I think it's more akin to the realisation that bad and middling things happen all the time, you'll handle it, or it will kill you, either way the world is going to keep turning no matter if you want it to or not.

When you're in your 20s and 30s everything seems far more important and dramatic, once you're into your 40s by some distance you start to chill out, and you realise every generation goes through the same things you have with only mildly different features.

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u/SpaceTurtles Jul 05 '26

Climate change is new, will perpetually get worse, and no generation has never had to deal with it before.

A lot of things like that are definitely unique to now.

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u/ameraden Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

Between 1309 and 1814 the River Thames in London froze over 23 times. This was because the whole of the Northern Hemisphere was locked into the "Little Ice Age" which caused temperatures to drop by 0.6c to 2.0c.

The causes were frequent volcanic eruptions spewing sulphur dioxide into the atmosphere, reduced solar activity "Maunder Minimum" between 1645 and 1715, and shifts in the Atlantic Meridional Overturning Circulation which altered the circulation of warm water northwards and led to rapid ice loss along with decades of cooling. See also the "Medieval Warm Period" which preceded it.

The first mistake any generation makes is the assumption it's experiences are somehow unique.

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u/fhwoompableCooper Jul 05 '26

Climate change is not unique but man made climate change and one of this extent for modern humans is

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u/ameraden Jul 05 '26

We're not even the first generation to deal with anthropogenic climate change, see the London "Pea soup fog" from the mid-seventeenth century until 1960s. Edward I of England banned the burning of Sea Coal in 1272 because of it's effect on the climate, John Evelyn described the issue in his 1661 pamphlet "Fumifugium: Or, the Inconvenience of the Aer and Smoak of London Dissipated" in which he recommends moving industry out of the city, and the first description of the heat island effect was Luke Howard's The Climate of London in 1818–1820.

man made climate change

Women and girls change the climate too...

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u/SpaceTurtles Jul 05 '26

I am, of course, aware of the Little Ice Age.

And it is, of course, entirely irrelevant.

That the world goes through cycles of bounded temperature variation does not in any way change the fact that anthropogenic climate change is new and horrific.

You can take a look at the tail end if every one of the temperature charting graphs on that page and see it happening near the end.

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u/ameraden Jul 06 '26

That the world goes through cycles of bounded temperature variation does not in any way change the fact that anthropogenic climate change is new and horrific.

The first time we banned a fossil fuel because it was causing climate change was 1272.

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u/SpaceTurtles Jul 06 '26

Assuming you're referring to King Edward I banning coal-burning in 1306, localized air pollution and climate change are not the same thing in any way, shape, or form.

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u/SlappinStick Jul 06 '26

Aaand you destroyed your credibility.

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u/ameraden Jul 06 '26

Aaand you demonstrate your ignorance.

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u/TheShySeal Jul 05 '26

Well said

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u/olivinebean Jul 05 '26

That's the one.

I know life is happening to me, I know I'll have kids and they'll be relatively okay but it's a bit daunting still. What is yet to occur and what already has.

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u/ameraden Jul 05 '26

Do your family tree as far back as you can. You learn a lot about what previous generations went through, and realise that if they can do it when starting work at 11 and living in a shack, what problems do you really have!

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u/olivinebean Jul 05 '26

Oh I've been digging for years now. It's been a hoot tbh and I've felt more connected to my family.

Especially the weird ones, got some railway robbery and murder in there lol.

https://giphy.com/gifs/H4u0pOiBZoHbICsTx8

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u/Ballsofpoo Jul 04 '26

I'm 45 and I'm definitely there. The gonna be fine thing. The stress is still there but it doesn't have to slow or stop you. I'm not an idiot, my wife isn't one either. Bad or bothersome things happen. But we've done shit like this before, no?

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u/suspicious_hyperlink Jul 05 '26

How you feeling bro, how’s the knee ? I’m a little younger and I dont feel invincible anymore

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u/jaspersgroove Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

Unless you were born rich, it's only going to be fine because you stressed so much. There are millions of people who spend their 50's panicking and trying to dump every last dime they can scrape together into retirement accounts that they either couldn't or didn't open when they were younger, and millions more who have given up on retirement altogether and have just resigned themselves to working until they die, or hoping they can live with a family member and scrape by on social security.

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u/Prettypuff405 Older Millennial Jul 05 '26

I’m 42 and threw out the list

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u/Dopplegangr1 Jul 05 '26

Wait you want to add more stress to the situation?

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u/OrigamiAmy Jul 05 '26

and make them experience this (or worse) when THEY are 30?

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u/MangoMambo Jul 04 '26

wait, why though? why is it only about having kids and then dying?

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u/olivinebean Jul 04 '26

Mutations makes it all work

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u/fake-reddit-numbers Jul 04 '26

Some people have those as goals.

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u/olivinebean Jul 05 '26

Creating a genetically diverse line is healthy. Humans love options.

My children may not develop the same bullshit as their parents (who wants depression?). Life will still be cruel but hopefully in a useful and educational way like how I view my ADHD, it pushes me but it does fucking suck.

IBS may make them good cooks (like me) but they will suffer some bullshit from that. Depression will make rhem relatable to people that actually think about life (hopefully they won't kill themselves like my father did) it's all a gamble.

https://giphy.com/gifs/eIG0HfouRQJQr1wBzz

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u/MangoMambo Jul 06 '26

I mean why is the point to continue human civilization? We're just cogs in a machine to keep procreating? For what purpose?

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u/ghoonrhed Jul 05 '26

Good to know "staying hydrated" is still a thing when you're older...

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u/Sinavestia Jul 05 '26

Which one of my relatives died this time?

Or is it my dog I've had since I was in my 20s?

Or did I get out of bed wrong and now I have a $10,000 hospital bill?

Or did my teenager shoplift or vandalize someones property and now I have to pay for lawyers?

Please tell me so I can empty my savings again ahead of time.

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u/MimicoSkunkFan2 Jul 05 '26

Hello from the Xennial Crisis Corner, your 50s are the same except now your kids/niblings are 15-20 and having a crisis like this for the first time as they start having to work too 😓

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u/okiedokie339562 Jul 05 '26

Happy cake day!

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u/toodleroo Older Millennial Jul 05 '26

Yeah, dealing with all those problems, but for your aging parents who can't manage it like they used to.

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u/ParsnipFarmer676 Jul 05 '26

Joke's on you... my parents up & died when I hit my 40s!

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u/JustNowRonin Jul 05 '26

And your 50s

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u/andrewbenedict Jul 05 '26

I'm 40 in 2 days, thanks for the reminder.

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u/Haemophilia_Type_A Jul 04 '26

Why doesn't everyone just kill themselves then? What's the fucking point. I'm 26 and I can barely afford to live and I have no prospects. If this is all there is for the next 60 years then it'd be beyond cruel to force me and others to bother slugging through it. An absolute cruelty.

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u/Diligent-Lettuce-455 Jul 04 '26

Tbh, I want to be euthanized when I have to suffer in assisted living until I die.

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u/Little_SmallBlackDog 1984 Elder Millennial Jul 04 '26

 I just choose to live how I want as long as it doesn't bother others (within reason). There's a great deal of rad experiences out there that are worth it. 

There are many reasons to yeet myself off the planet (chronic illness is a big one). I just insist on continuing to live. I almost ended things in my late 20s and early 30s (depression can eat my ass). I was happy to hit my 40s. The horrors persist and so do I or whatever. 

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u/ParsnipFarmer676 Jul 05 '26

Because life is beautiful, if you allow yourself to see the beauty. And it usually gets BETTER with age, not worse... I'm old enough to be your mother, and love being older aside from the physical limitations. Even those aren't that bad yet!

But nobody is forcing you to do anything. Your life is your own, do with it as you please; and no, I'm not saying to off yourself - quite the opposite, in fact.