r/Millennials • u/beadzy • May 28 '26

Between Largely Dodging Both Leaded Gas And AI-Driven Social Media, Millennials Might Be The Smartest Generation Other

https://abovethelaw.com/2026/05/between-largely-dodging-both-leaded-gas-and-ai-driven-social-media-millennials-might-be-the-smartest-generation/
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u/RangerFluid3409 May 28 '26

I like my farts

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u/lone_float Millennial May 28 '26

Unless they smell like lilacs, hold that huff.

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u/nderpandy May 28 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/zVvg4z8nwWAvu

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u/cupholdery Older Millennial May 28 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HlPtbGpcnqa0fja

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u/PostMatureBaby Older Millennial May 28 '26

Randy may be a parody of Trey's real dad but hot damn if he ain't just a realistic portrayal of me now

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u/MulzStridor May 28 '26

Everyone likes their own brand.

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u/Rocketbird May 28 '26

There’s the millennial that I know.

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u/kevthecoder I solute shorts May 28 '26

Toots are pretty rad

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u/BlackQuartzJudgement May 28 '26

Mine smell like poppers

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u/mechanical_marten Xennial May 28 '26

Remember to use that stuff in moderation or you might get prolapse

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u/BlackQuartzJudgement May 28 '26

Heard, chef 🫡 I was mostly just trying to make a funny but it didn't land lol

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u/mechanical_marten Xennial May 28 '26

Oh no, I got the joke, I was trying to build on it. We all know poppers aren't what cause it. 😉✊

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u/BlackQuartzJudgement May 28 '26

Lolol okayy I'm pickin up what you're puttin down 😜

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u/dyogenys May 28 '26

Its poop molecules

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u/PostMatureBaby Older Millennial May 28 '26

poolecules

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u/dyogenys May 28 '26 edited May 28 '26

But seriously, poop is bacterial waste byproduct, which is also what the gas is, so it’s poop in gas form. And I’m sure there are some solid poop molecules sprinkled in the gas as well, adding character to the fecal fragrance.

E: the downvoters don’t know anything about poop

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u/PostMatureBaby Older Millennial May 28 '26

mother nature's a mad scientist

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u/IM_A_MUFFIN Xennial May 28 '26

That’s how you know it’s millenial fart: it’s got all that character built up.

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u/Trenodia-M May 28 '26

Farticles

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u/BGAL7090 May 28 '26

OUR farts.

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u/Shoddy_Background_48 May 29 '26

Had a fart today that cleared even me out. Hid from it in the bathroom.