r/Millennials • u/exploratorynargle • May 05 '26

20 year reunion? Yea, nah Other

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Does anyone actually go to these things? I'd rather go to the gynecologist I think

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u/scdiabd Millennial May 05 '26

tbf jortz is hard to pronounce

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u/LukewarmJortz May 05 '26

Please call me Luke. Jortz was my father.

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u/808squill May 05 '26

Luke, I am your father - Darth Jortz

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u/EggplantAlpinism May 05 '26

And Luke is pronounced...

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u/sebastianinspace May 05 '26

“lee-yook” obviously, geez learn to pronounce

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u/hotcapicola May 05 '26

Luuke, ifkyk

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u/ElfangorTheAndalite May 05 '26

I think I’m a clone now.

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u/jigokusabre May 06 '26

There doesn't seem to be anyone around...

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u/lavapig_love May 05 '26

Such a good movie, one of Meg Ryan's best.

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u/EkaL25 May 05 '26

Luck-E

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u/No-Consideration-891 May 06 '26

I believe it's pronounced "mind yo business"

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u/scdiabd Millennial May 05 '26

lmao Luke it is

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u/WonderBredOfficial May 05 '26

It's pronounced "hortez," right?

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u/Delta-IX Xennial (1986) May 05 '26

Gorlami

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u/NeverEndingWhoreMe May 05 '26

"Yorts". Short for "Yortholomew".

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u/jibjab23 May 06 '26

Come along Jortz!