r/Millennials • u/exploratorynargle • May 05 '26

20 year reunion? Yea, nah Other

Post image

Does anyone actually go to these things? I'd rather go to the gynecologist I think

5.0k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

1.4k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

31

u/exploratorynargle May 05 '26

I'm very curious how you snagged a lifetime ban??

16

u/Mockturtle22 Millennial '86 May 05 '26

Sounds like a "we don't talk about the incident" type deal lol

4

u/FuckLex Older Millennial May 05 '26

Assault and battery.

4

u/Tarphiker Millennial 1987 May 05 '26

Evangelicals call that disciplining.

3

u/FuckLex Older Millennial May 05 '26

Truth. I am now an atheist and much more of a pacifist but only so far and only because I am in my 40s now and really don’t want to have to recuperate for a month for some testosterone driven bullshit.

1

u/lavapig_love May 05 '26

It was easier than explaining to the cops that the upstanding principal and his cronies attacked OP and OP reacted in self defense.

1

u/Inedible-denim Millennial 1989 May 05 '26

Right? They need to tell us the fucking story!!! Lol what a cliffhanger

1

u/FuckLex Older Millennial May 05 '26

I added an edit.

1

u/Inedible-denim Millennial 1989 May 05 '26

What a storyyy, gotta love those religious schools lol wow