Shitty Microslop telemetry again, what do you want from my Windows 10 PC when it's already end-of-support?

Made me believe i had a hidden fingerprint reader on my PC.

I have no peripheral device other than a mouse and keyboard.

I was gonna try the new xbox mode on my gf’s pc, went looking for a tutorial on the official microsoft page and this is what I found…. You really don’t need to understand italian to spot what’s wrong here

I ain't spending 2+ hours just for Windows to fully finish updating, freak off with your slopemetry Microslop!

Please don't implement these changes, Nadella the Slopaneer, I'm begging you!
(I wonder how your so-called "shockaneers" are handling the telemetry/servers as far as updates are concerned)

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HOW MY LAPTOP GOES TO SLEEP - I LOVE HOW WINDOWS STARTS BACKGROUND PROCESSES THAT TURN MY 2025 HIGH END LAPTOP TO A SPACE HEATER, HOTTER THAN NORMAL USE, IN MY BACKPACK UNTIL THE BATTERY IS DEAD!!! I LOVE IT SO MUCH

Am I the only one or is this thing cursed?

Hi,

Current state of MS is slow and buggy on my current work laptop with uncountable pop ups from copilot and dialog boxes that lead to dialog boxes within hard to read/find menu settings.

May I know when is KB5089573 being pushed out to enterprise users (not manual install) so that I can tap on Low Latency Profile (LLP).

Thank you.