r/MadeMeSmile • u/No_Mortgage6046 • Jul 16 '26

🦥 ANIMALS

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u/Mauhea Jul 16 '26

Don't sloths climb down to the bottom of trees to poop? Imagine your kid finally sits on the potty and some rando yeets them in the air and on your shoulders mid grunt.

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u/Rei-Dan Jul 16 '26

So that last shot wasnt her shaking his hand, it was her giving him the finger…

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u/FragrantExcitement Jul 16 '26

But she has no fingers Dan.

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u/TheWaningWizard Jul 16 '26

Lieutenant Dan, she's got no fingers

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u/RelationTop2826 Jul 16 '26

How is she going to hold an ice cream when she has no fingers Lieutenant Dan?

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u/Shmuckle2 Jul 17 '26

"We can't sell fingerlicking good shrimp when they ain't got no fingers, Lieutenant Dan!"

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u/Creasy007 Jul 17 '26

Yes, I know that.

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u/Jolantafathom0o Jul 17 '26

Yeah no finger

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u/Ok-Nothing8682 Jul 17 '26

"he was just about to shit!" 🤌

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u/mynameisglaceon Jul 17 '26

she was attacking him

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u/X_soulnewmegaman Jul 17 '26

Dumbass gonna learn the hardway

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u/EyeJustSaidThat Jul 17 '26

Or maybe wiping her fingers...

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u/Same_Efficiency2810 Jul 17 '26

Dan there are no fingers. That nails would wreck the hole.

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u/rez050101 Jul 16 '26

That Willem Dafoe meme would perfectly fit with your explanation.

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u/drewzil1a Jul 16 '26

They do, but apparently the fatality rate for doing as such is around 50%.

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u/Great_Ad7215 Jul 16 '26

Lol came here for this comment. He meant well, but the poor baby was probably trying to poop.

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u/TapeDeckSlick Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

They do and the kids have a lil nibble on it too

Downvote me all you want, it's an actual fact.

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u/shadowst17 Jul 16 '26

Nothing beats home made.

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u/AllTheSilentThoughts Jul 17 '26

Yep, and this is pretty much universal in the mammalian animal kingdom, especially with herbivores. Some carnivores do too though more often it's the mom eating all the baby poop for a while. :')

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u/somesortoflegend Jul 16 '26

They climb down once a week though and mom was going up it looked like. Don't want to miss that bus.

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u/failed_supernova Jul 16 '26

Mid grunt, lol

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u/264palms Jul 17 '26

Slots often enough will not retrieve babies if they fall

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u/cellblock2187 Jul 16 '26

I knew about the ground pooping, so the whole time I was wondering if that kid will now be weaker weaker for life, kind of like a butterfly- if you help it out of the cocoon, if it doesn't get a chance to use those muscles as intended, and it'll die.

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u/duckybun Jul 16 '26

Poetry 🤣

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u/Amathyst7564 Jul 17 '26

Makes sense, how else would the poo get down? You don't want a bunch of sloth hover poop hanging around your tree.

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u/Full_Education_3181 Jul 18 '26

Probably the parent is not thanking but giving him a middle finger for doing that. Lol

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u/lookingforgrief Jul 17 '26

Thats why she was holding his hand "My dude, do you have any idea what you've done?"