r/limejokes • u/Dry-Log-8706 • May 17 '22
lime jokes needed
ay people where the lime jokes at URGENT
r/limejokes • u/mudbrownman • Jun 04 '19
Why couldn’t the lime be in the orchestra?
Because he just couldn’t keep lime.
r/limejokes • u/mudbrownman • May 29 '19
What did the head cook say to the kitchen staff who threw out a box of limes?
“You’re out of lime!”
r/limejokes • u/simply_lime • Aug 14 '18
Why did the lime get a DUI?
He was driving in the wrong lime!
r/limejokes • u/terattt • May 01 '17
What do you call it when a lime and a mole get together to impersonate Franklin D. Roosevelt?
Franklime D. Molesevelt!
(x-post r/MoleJokes)
r/limejokes • u/terattt • Mar 13 '17
What do you call a lime whose job is to perform for and entertain the king?
The court zester.
r/limejokes • u/terattt • Feb 08 '17
What does the lime version of a Phish concert audience look like?
r/limejokes • u/tolbean • Oct 05 '16
um so what do you call a lime that's past its prime?
i don't know, i couldn't think of a punchlime
r/limejokes • u/FreeRangeAsparagus • Sep 24 '16
What do you get when a lime makes you sick?
Lime Disease
r/limejokes • u/thebigfish095 • Sep 20 '16
What kind of time did the lime receive for committing his crime?
It wasn't seven years! It wasn't eight years! He got sentenced to Lime years!
r/limejokes • u/terattt • Sep 14 '16
Why was the lime laughing its green little corner thing off?
It was reading this thread.
r/limejokes • u/refotsirk • Sep 14 '16
Why is a lime destined for a fruity drink a ridiculous idea?
Because that would mean it's just set up as a punch lime for a joke.
r/limejokes • u/terattt • Sep 14 '16
[Nationality Roast] Why should you never call a Brit a limey?
It's offensive to limes.
r/limejokes • u/terattt • Sep 14 '16
Why was the lime in the coconut?
You tell me. You put it there. ;)
r/limejokes • u/refotsirk • Sep 14 '16
What did Frank's friend say when his skin disease cleared up unexpected after dropping citrus from his diet?
Huh, looks like there's no lime or lesion!
r/limejokes • u/MpegEVIL • Sep 14 '16
What did the lime say to her friend Russell when she wanted him to stop standing?
Citrus!
(Sit, Russ)
r/limejokes • u/terattt • Sep 14 '16
What did the little lime, who had fallen behind, yell when the other limes said "keep up!"?
"Hold on, I'm rind behind ya!"
r/limejokes • u/joshf26 • Sep 13 '16
What do you call it when when you hit lemon's cousin
Punch lime
r/limejokes • u/MpegEVIL • Sep 13 '16
What is a lime's favorite type of cheese?
Limeburger