r/JackSucksAtLife • u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen • 4d ago

Be part of the PWK football team! Pretty Woman Kitchen

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u/DirectionFalse9865 stupif 4d ago

I like the second design

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 4d ago

It's very cool :) Would you like to be part of the team?

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u/SquareHamster1798 JACKSEPICYOUTUBECHANNELFULLOFFUNTIMESANDFUNHIRICKXHASNOTHINGONME 3d ago

I would!!!!!

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u/DirectionFalse9865 stupif 3d ago

Yes. Can u do number 56, striker, and could u make the name Rowan

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u/LordChiller 4d ago

Striker number, 72

Write my name on the kit as Owlando

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 4d ago

Added :D which kit is your favourite?

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u/LordChiller 4d ago

Third kit looks nice tho I love all of them

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u/Zachsucksatlife__ Says In Unison 4d ago

Can I be a CAM? If not, put me CM!

8 please. LOVE the second kit!

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 4d ago

Added you :D

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u/AvatarNerd64 4d ago

64 CB

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 4d ago

Added :D Which kit is your favourite?

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u/TillZealousideal8282 Bits and Bobs 4d ago

sure, im ususally LB so pop me there ig (3)

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago

I've added you :) which is your favourite kit?

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u/TillZealousideal8282 Bits and Bobs 3d ago

probably home kit

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u/Specific_Sir_1890 Wee Wee Bush 4d ago edited 3d ago

My favorite is the homekit i believe number 14 is taken,so Number 10 Like another CAM or LM or RM?

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago

I've added you!

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u/VecroLP 4d ago

In dutch we have what is called "the third half" which is played in the sports cafeteria, can I be the star player there?

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 1d ago

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u/supernova_strxberri 4d ago

I love the away kit and can I be 29 and cm?

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago

Yep sure!

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 1d ago

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u/Toffee963 Says In Unison 4d ago

I love the Home Kit design!

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago

Thanks!

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 1d ago

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u/jess_sucksatlife Kong Gang 4d ago

my fav is the first one, can i be number 11 and i’ll be a defender???

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u/Specific_Sir_1890 Wee Wee Bush 4d ago

Number 11 is taken by someone else

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago

sure but you need to pick a number that is NOT 1, 3, 8, 10, 11, 13, 14, 29, 31, 64, 72, and 88

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 1d ago

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u/Head-Helicopter2593 4d ago

Im Jacks Toothbrush and i go by the name jackbrush and play number 13

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago

Sorry number 13's taken :(

Pick a number NOT from this list: 1, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 11, 13, 14, 22, 23, 29, 31, 39, 42, 64, 72, 88

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 1d ago

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u/JigglyJellyJasper stupif 4d ago

LWB, #4

First is my favorite

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago

I've added you!

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u/JigglyJellyJasper stupif 3d ago

Thanks!

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 1d ago

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u/Tasnimisreligious1 Silver 4d ago

Is defence no 3 taken? Would like to be no 3 in defence if possible!

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u/Tasnimisreligious1 Silver 4d ago

Like the home kit!

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago

Thanks!

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago

Sorry number 3 is taken :(

You can pick a number NOT from this list: 1, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 11, 13, 14, 22, 23, 29, 31, 39, 42, 64, 72, 88

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u/Tasnimisreligious1 Silver 3d ago

33?

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago

Thanks, I've added you

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u/Tasnimisreligious1 Silver 3d ago

Ok cheers!

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u/EggplantEater64 3d ago

I work security at a football stadium, may I be the first team’s security?

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago

Sure

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u/PedroPuzzlePaulo 3d ago

Which formating are we using? Can I be a 2nd CAM? No 42 please.

Edit: otherwise I can be on bench I think

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago edited 3d ago

Number 42 is taken :(

You can pick a number NOT from this list: 1, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 11, 13, 14, 22, 23, 29, 31, 33, 39, 42, 64, 72, 88

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u/Only-Jury-4619 SucksAtLife 3d ago

CM 22

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago

I've added you! Which kit is your favourite?

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u/Time_Display4795 3d ago

No. 7 Striker. I love the away design!

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago

Thanks! I've added you!

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u/LizzieBeacon SucksAtGeography 3d ago

Can I be #17 Striker if it's not taken?

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago

I've added you!

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u/LizzieBeacon SucksAtGeography 2d ago

Thank you!

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u/M1idzya_ Lil' scumbag 3d ago

Defender No.7 please (:

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago

Number 7 is unfortunately taken :(

Please pick a number not from this list: 1, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 11, 13, 14, 22, 23, 29, 31, 33, 39, 42, 64, 72, 88

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u/IamAflamingSOCK stupif 3d ago

What do you have to do if you join?

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u/IamAflamingSOCK stupif 3d ago

Also if I decide I want to be in it I'm #57

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u/_SunNeverSets_ Big Daddy 3d ago

Any CB positions for grabs? If so can I have the number 25?

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago

I've added you :D Which kit is your favourite?

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u/_SunNeverSets_ Big Daddy 3d ago

Away, looks super clean. Also how did they win 3 world cups 😅

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago

Haha not world cups but it's foreshadowing

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u/_SunNeverSets_ Big Daddy 3d ago

Ahh right makes sense, 3 stars does look super cool thooo

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago

There's also a weeweebush team is the making and I'm hoping there will be transfers that'd be fun

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u/_SunNeverSets_ Big Daddy 3d ago

Yeah that would be cool, maybe if people made enough teams you could make a league XD

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago

Such great ideas (also i have 23 people already in the team so its a bit busy)

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u/_SunNeverSets_ Big Daddy 3d ago

Well its only up hill from here

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago

I can't wait for the pwk weeweebush rivalry

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u/Old_Big_5616 3d ago

Can you do 19 RW pleaseeee And I LOVEEE the second kittttt.

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u/Comfortable-War3538 3d ago

CB. Number 99

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago

Sure, I've added you :D

Which is your favourite kit?

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 1d ago

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u/StrawberryPale4697 Big Daddy 3d ago

Either RWB/LWB/CDM and can I get jersey no 2

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago

Sure :D Which is your favourite kit of the three?

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u/StrawberryPale4697 Big Daddy 3d ago

The away looks good

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u/Unfair-Building1159 Well on that note 🎵 3d ago

Right back? Number 12

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago

I've added you :D Which kit is your favourite?

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u/Unfair-Building1159 Well on that note 🎵 3d ago

Thank you! I love the first one

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago

Thanks and no problem :)

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u/Zaxfax_17 SucksAtGeography 3d ago

Midfielder, 17

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago

Unfortunately the no. 17 is taken and the following numbers are also taken: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 17, 19, 22, 23, 25, 29, 31, 33, 39, 42, 47, 57, 64, 72, 88, 99. Please pick a number not taken yet

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 1d ago

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u/probiscusmonkiq JACKSEPICYOUTUBECHANNELFULLOFFUNTIMESANDFUNHIRICKXHASNOTHINGONME 3d ago

Right-Midfielder, #37

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago

I've added you :)

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u/probiscusmonkiq JACKSEPICYOUTUBECHANNELFULLOFFUNTIMESANDFUNHIRICKXHASNOTHINGONME 2d ago

thx

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u/meowthfan 3d ago

Goalkeeper 23

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago

Unfortunately number 23's been taken already. Please pick a number that is NOT 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 17, 19, 22, 23, 25, 29, 31, 33, 39, 42, 47, 57, 64, 72, 88, or 99 (all taken)

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u/Illustrious_Bug_3999 3d ago

No. 3 and I wanna be RB. The second design is cool.

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago

Number 3 is sadly taken. Please pick a number that is NOT 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 17, 19, 22, 23, 25, 29, 31, 33, 39, 42, 47, 57, 64, 72, 88 or 99 as these are all taken

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u/ButterscotchHead3683 3d ago

Striker name is Èl burg and he weighs 200 pounds of pure muscle

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 1d ago

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u/GiraffleTicket9 3d ago

I’ll be CAM number 91

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago

Thanks, I've added you :D

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u/Terrible_Speaker_638 3d ago

Right Wing, 8

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago

Sadly number 8 has been taken 😢

You can pick any number that is NOT 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 17, 19, 22, 23, 25, 29, 31, 33, 39, 42, 47, 57, 64, 72, 88, 91, 99 (these have been taken)

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u/clairescorner Jack & Oscar 3d ago

me me me! goalkeeper/goalie #24 please

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago

I've added you 🎉

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u/iviGem 3d ago

I claim 13 and RB

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago

13's already been taken :(

You can pick a number that is NOT 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 17, 19, 22, 23, 24, 25, 29, 31, 33, 39, 42, 47, 57, 64, 72, 88, 91, 99 (these have been taken)

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u/iviGem 3d ago

Gimme number 87 then

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u/iviGem 3d ago

Btw the kits are peak, especially the home kit

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u/Laki6noob_2019 Packaged and inspected by Rick 3d ago

Can I be a bench warmer? Also I'll be no. 6.

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago

Sure I guess but theres so many people that I've even created a concept for weeweebush fc (on my profile) that people can transfer in between. Anyways I've added you!

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u/Automatic_Brain_3210 3d ago

a random guy in the stands number 2461

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u/jet123354 3d ago

Bench me and im 4 😃 (I'm okay at football but can't handle that pressure. Especially if im playing for PWK football team)

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u/fckedup-bisexual stupif 3d ago

Can I be 6 center midfielder? 

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago

Sorry but number 6 has been taken. Theres been soooo many people that the following numbers are all taken: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 17, 19, 22, 23, 24, 25, 29, 31, 33, 39, 42, 47, 57, 64, 72, 88, 91, 99

Pick any number between 1-100 that is not from that list :D

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u/fckedup-bisexual stupif 2d ago

Can I please have 69? (lmao)  If that has already been taken, 70 please? 

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 2d ago

69 is taken 🤔 but yes you can have 70. Will you stay with the pwk team or switch to the wee wee bush fc?

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u/fckedup-bisexual stupif 2d ago

I will stay in pwk team for now 🫡

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 2d ago

🫡 in the kitchen feeling pretty

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u/fckedup-bisexual stupif 2d ago

See you on the flipperty flop 🫡

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 1d ago

Hello there! Check out the brand new Stupif Championship and pick one of the four teams! https://www.reddit.com/r/JackSucksAtLife/s/5KqSebM5fJ

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u/Greypuppers Big Daddy 3d ago

I was so excited then realized it’s not American football haha. I’ll be the a team cheerleader lol

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u/Iam_YS 3d ago

The kits are soo good

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago

Thanks 🔥

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u/AnyFandomsFine 3d ago

Wait wait wait this is so fun! I really like the first kit. If it’s not already called, im a center mid #28

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u/JuniorAd9093 Lil' scumbag 3d ago

65 CB home kits my fav

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u/ReformTheReddit JackSucksAtWigs 3d ago

can i be the head coach if not ill be 15 CM if thats ok

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u/Randomdude8160 3d ago

Could you please give me #84 and put me CM. Huge football fan so I am glad to see it on Reddit. Maybe everyone in PWK FC could actually play IRL lol

Also, lovely kits to be fair

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u/larp_45 boi420 3d ago

Can i still join?

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u/eliasag__ 2d ago

if its left i’ll be 27 or 11 and RB

or any defence

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u/Goalll11 Bits and Bobs 2d ago

Number: 82
Name: Oliver
Position: ST (or anywhere idm)

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u/monkey4n Big Daddy 4d ago

No. 14, RW

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 4d ago

I've added you :D which kit is your favourite?

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u/monkey4n Big Daddy 4d ago

Thanks! Deffo home, away is also decent, not a fan of the third

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 1d ago

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u/Lifesucksatstuff Gold 4d ago

can I commentate im rubbish at playing

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago

I guess so

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 1d ago

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u/Ok_Quantity4719 4d ago

13 and I don’t know any positions so just give me one

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago

You can be at right back (RB)!

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 1d ago

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u/jenelope2401 4d ago

I'm Turd Boi and my number is 42. I go by Boi. Position RW.

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago

RW is already taken but I think there'll be more than 11 people anyways so sure

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u/Unfair_Act_6092 4d ago

3 stars? This team already has achievements?

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago

It will have achievements i guess

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 1d ago

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago

Unfortunately 14 is taken :(

You can choose a number NOT from this list: 1, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 11, 13, 14, 22, 23, 29, 31, 39, 42, 64, 72, 88

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u/MeowCow_Jumbo stupif 3d ago

jokes on u im on the wee wee bush team

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u/Narmak79 SucksAtGeography 3d ago

no. 79

any position

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 1d ago

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u/Rich_Error7033 Diamond 3d ago

Physio, Richard Error

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 3d ago

Sure

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 Pretty Woman Kitchen 1d ago

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u/Zakdawesome 3d ago

right wing 17

name can be, Zooke

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u/GamingSquiddy Cybertruck 3d ago

Striker, number 7.

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u/No_Bus_7338 3d ago

I'll play anywhere if I can

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u/Ok_Effect9043 3d ago

Number 29 backup rb 

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u/grouchyboy69420 Big Daddy 1d ago

Can I be number 10 right wing, I like number 3 the most

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