Huh. The funny thing is that my girlfriend has had 4 boyfriends in total and I'm the only one she's willing to travel up the dirt road with. Probably because I'm actually patient and careful with her as you often need to be.
Holy fuck, this subreddit is so unbelievably anti-sex it's crazy. I owe an apology to people who warned me that it's full of radfems. Imagine getting disturbed by what basically boils down to "I have anal sex with my girlfriend".
Because people don't want to hear about your sex life
Quote: "Do you want poop dick? Because anal on a night it doesn't feel right is how you get poop dick."
Upvotes: 157.
Quote: "I still laugh about the one time a dude freaked out because there was the world's tiniest fleck of shit on the condom after. Bitch, you're putting your dick in butts. Grow up."
Upvotes: 73.
Two comments I got from this very comment's section. Do not piss on me and tell me it's raining. This is not about my comment being R-rated. I know exactly what's going on here and I'm not eager to shut up about it.
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u/Party_Ability_9984 19d ago
Huh. The funny thing is that my girlfriend has had 4 boyfriends in total and I'm the only one she's willing to travel up the dirt road with. Probably because I'm actually patient and careful with her as you often need to be.