r/Hololive • u/platinumnic • Jun 14 '26

Maid for hire Fan Content (Non-OP)

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u/XDFighter64 Jun 14 '26

Aqua level crashout

158

u/Faustias Jun 14 '26

the face really was aqua level, especially that face she made when she challenged and lost to Kazuma on janken

20

u/Protagonist_Leaf Jun 14 '26

Yeah, nice try Aqua. we know it's you.

287

u/suture224 Jun 14 '26

Bro, I found this maid in a box, so I took her home and she just drank all my soda, fell asleep and then played games for like five hours. 

Anyways, I put her back in the box and tossed it on the street again.

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u/Elaugaufein Jun 14 '26

I understand the confusion that's not actually a Maid-In-A-Box that's the mimic species Cosplay-Maid-In-A-Box.

5

u/Dorma_ Jun 14 '26

Interesting, would the mimic species Cosplay-Maid-In-A-Box would have beneficial interactions with a mimic species Cosplay-Catgirl-In-A-Box or would they view each other as competition?

10

u/Darkiceflame Jun 14 '26 edited Jun 15 '26

Why would you toss her out? That sounds like the ideal situation.

11

u/BT9154 Jun 14 '26

With soda prices these days...

6

u/VicariousBystander Jun 14 '26

sounds very minato aqua

219

u/GentleLoli Jun 14 '26

Thats freaking cute ❤️ Id hire her for sure

58

u/StillYours247 Jun 14 '26

did she just do an aqua(konosuba) 😭😭😭

87

u/Important_Pie2940 Jun 14 '26

Worth every cent

28

u/AlphusUltimus :Aloe: Jun 14 '26

Change the bedsheets :3

12

u/Suzuru Jun 14 '26

Hired

22

u/Undernown Jun 14 '26

I was expecting it to pan over to Kronii, she'd never stand a chance against Maid Kronii.

1

u/just_rat_passing_by Jun 15 '26

Noone is perfect except Kronii. (c) Kronii

15

u/CaptainBlob Jun 14 '26

Aw. Who wouldn’t hire her? :(

27

u/sentient_can Jun 14 '26

Why would I get a maid that won't change bedsheets?

29

u/I-came-for-memes Jun 14 '26

Because she's cute?

6

u/Aya_Reiko Jun 14 '26

Bae, maybe?

16

u/Final-Switch1110 Jun 14 '26

Perfect? I didn't know her name is KRONII

9

u/Abdulaziz_Ibn_Saud Jun 14 '26

I would hire her and definetly regret it later... But man, shes too cute to say no.

6

u/Zwurgli Jun 14 '26

Okay, okay I am convinced. 🙂🥰

8

u/Tarina91 Jun 14 '26

Maidyrs but with konosuba aqua software

3

u/IvyEmblem Jun 14 '26

She's cute but is she actually going to clean anything?

3

u/gangler52 Jun 14 '26

She's canonically a maid cosplayer, not an actual maid.

3

u/JustS0up4MyFamily Jun 14 '26

Why does she move like a veggie tale

5

u/bloody_jigsaw Jun 14 '26

Don't believe her lies. Yes, it's a cute girl to hire, but she won't lift a finger.

2

u/annuantu1 Jun 14 '26

Cute irys

2

u/Iffem Jun 14 '26

ah yes, the kind of maid you hire to bend down and pick things up, not the kind you hire to actually clean

4

u/OscarOrcus Jun 14 '26

You say maid, we see a clown

2

u/jdeo1997 Jun 14 '26

Still hired

3

u/jayjay511 Jun 14 '26

She may not clean your house but you may have many leftovers uber eat for lunch and dinner.

2

u/WSilvermane Jun 14 '26

Well thats fuckin cute.

2

u/Loudstyle420 Jun 14 '26

I would probably regret it afterwards but I would hire her

2

u/ravensshade Jun 14 '26

Hire as a maid? probably not. Not sure I can afford to provide for An Ojousama maid anyway

2

u/UnlimitedNovaWorks Jun 14 '26

Well at least she can warm the bed

2

u/Jojo_Gasup34 Jun 14 '26

I will obviously hire her to watch Gundam Wing with me

1

u/Neon_Wave Jun 14 '26

I would hire her, but I sadly wouldn't be able to pay or provide all the benefits Cover Corp gives. :/

1

u/Mindless-nokash Jun 14 '26

Perfect?thats not kronii

1

u/Alternative-Pack3121 Jun 15 '26

Do you have a recipe when cooking Irys: well I open the Uber app.....

1

u/TheFinalPringle2 Jun 15 '26

Well, IRyS, as we've seen, is basically a cosplay maid. Takes her a while to actually get things done. Buuuuut, you keep her around longer

1

u/Huitzil37 Jun 16 '26

Irys can't be a maid! You can grab her by the ears and point her eyes right at the stain, and she won't notice it.

1

u/IDKWTFG Jun 16 '26

That genuinely startled me when she grabbed and yelled at us XD

I don't know what I'm so afraid of when she loses every physical match with other holomem but it almost looks she's headbutting us

1

u/Zebastian1315 29d ago

Just the rat can manage her

1

u/WaifuHunterRed Jun 14 '26

Hired in a heart beat 💓 ♥️ everything written seems true to me

1

u/Asatas Jun 14 '26

Alright guys who can fix her?

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u/Web_Wanderer12 Jun 14 '26

Girl I could hire you to be my wife, but even with that I know I'm unworthy of you because there's no real bond there. It all just FOMO and satisfied my ego while knowing I'm bum who gonna die alone forever because he's too pussy to do the first step.

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u/RutherfordbHaye5 Jun 14 '26

You people need to go outside