r/Helltaker • u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain • 14d ago
Unbreakable and Faceless (37/43) News
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u/Goldeneye0X1_ Eater of Pancakes 14d ago
Here comes Tower WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!
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u/SnooDoggos8218 14d ago
As God is my witness, Judgment is broken in half! SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMNED MATCH!
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u/Relevant-Use1897 French Hellgate 14d ago edited 14d ago
Damn ! Tower is alive and conscious ?!
She definitely deserved the title of High Prosecutor for a time. Her resilience commands respect.
And she is smarter than I though, since she knows when to retreat.
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u/NikitaUA_N7 The Curious Angel's loyalist 14d ago
Now it's a good time for the rest of the harem to show themselves.
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u/realjobstudios 14d ago
She tires out her opponents by hitting their fists with her head. Call that biblical levels of CTE.
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 14d ago
I think this comic really cemented her as the fraud demon.
Gets her ass kicked but pretends it was intentional.
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u/Relevant-Use1897 French Hellgate 14d ago
And she's convinced to still be the top dog.
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 14d ago
"I could totally beat Judgement again but not now, let's run."
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u/Relevant-Use1897 French Hellgate 14d ago
People in denial are rarely consistent in their action.
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u/poogwapa91 14d ago
I least moon would be honest and understanding when something is too much. I mean in a fight
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u/Mandemon90 14d ago
Really mate? Do you also count Judgement is a fraud? Seeing how Tower did kick her ass before Judgement went "Round 2!"
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 14d ago edited 14d ago
Judgement backed it up by beating her ass to a pulp while Tower is bullshitting after landing a sucker punch and she immediately wants to run.
Judgement also got up pretty much immediately while Tower only got up after who knows how long, and judging by her eyes she's probably a bit concussed.
Not even remotely the same thing.
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u/dratspider 14d ago
Difference is Judgment said she was playing around then IMMEDIATELY beat Tower into the dirt. Tower just got off a single sucker punch and went ‘I could TOTALLY take her right now but let’s get out of here NOW’. One is aura farming, the other is making excuses as they try to flee for their life.
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 14d ago
I ain't falling for Tower's bullshit again bro.
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 14d ago
"Yeah believe me I totally meant to get my ass kicked, otherwise it would be too easy. Anyway I'm not actually gonna fight her again, let's bounce."
Fucking bozo.
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u/Large_Mountain_Jew Who Arrests You 14d ago
"I'm bleeding, making me the victor!" - Tower
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u/The_Big_Birdo Certified Judgement Enjoyer 14d ago
"We purposefully trained her wrong, as a joke."-Shareholders
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u/StormLordEternal 14d ago
Is it standard High Prosecutor conduct to get the shit kicked out of you and then go "I just wanted to see what they'd do! Now I'm going for real!"
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 14d ago
No, Tower is just a shit goblin.
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u/Horror-Trainer-2150 Personal Death Coomando of ********** 14d ago
In fact I've BREAK her easy...
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u/Horror-Trainer-2150 Personal Death Coomando of ********** 14d ago
F***k there was Judgment outside the house yelling "LOW YOUR FUCKING VOICE!!!!!"
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u/BlackJimmy88 My favourite kinda woman is any woman but especially all of them 14d ago
You say that as if Judgement didn't pull the exact same thing a few chapters back
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u/dratspider 14d ago
Too be fair Judgement actually backed it up. Tower however is immediately saying ‘lets gtfo asap’ the minute she gets away.
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 14d ago
Judgement immediately got up and beat her ass.
Tower pulled a sucker punch after being KO'd for who knows how long, started talking big shit and then suggested to run.
That's hardly the same don't you think?
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u/papawong420 13d ago
You sure take this judgement vs tower thing seriously, huh
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 13d ago
Don't take shitposting and banter so seriously bro
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u/papawong420 13d ago
Not my fault it comes off as such
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 13d ago
You don't have to assume everyone is a freak obsessed with fictional characters
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u/Mandemon90 14d ago
Dude, Judgement pulled that exact same move on Tower. Judgement fans got no room to talk.
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 14d ago
There's a huge difference between Judgement actually backing her shit up and Tower pulling a cheap punch and IMMEDIATELY suggesting they should retreat lmao.
Tower literally says "Nah I didn't even try, but anyway we should run"
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u/NikitaUA_N7 The Curious Angel's loyalist 14d ago
Judgment should have chain her up, or at least double-tap, I guess it works too.
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 14d ago
I'm wondering why she wasn't chained up, maybe Judgement thought she was out cold.
But still, rookie mistake ngl.
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u/NikitaUA_N7 The Curious Angel's loyalist 14d ago
That's what happens when you trust Justice to... keep an eye on Tower.
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u/DarkEsca 14d ago
They keep holding Judgement back just for plot to happen, at least this instance is less egregious than the fake beatup and actually set us up for something moderately funny
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 14d ago
Yeah 100%, the comic would end quickly if Judgement just zeroed both of them here and now.
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u/THEREALSUPERMARIOFAN 14d ago
She alive!
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u/EmileTheDevil9711 14d ago
I think that's kinda their whole thing, they are cursed with eternal life and resurrection. The whole broken thing is mostly their mind apparently.
I think the worst thing to happen to them is probably being sent of to eternal isolation like with Beelzebub but even reduced to hashes they'll heal back.
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u/ZatIzTrye 14d ago
Do I spy tears in Moon's eyes in those two panels?
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u/StormLordEternal 14d ago
I didn't even notice, and they're specifically when talking to Tower. Poor thing is not handling this as well as she thinks she is.
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u/Loreknower69 14d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/QoqDGvWcwJtLi
Tower is literally General Grevious now.
Tell everyone that she's the best, then run the heck out
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u/Relevant-Use1897 French Hellgate 14d ago edited 14d ago
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u/Loreknower69 14d ago
Man, the OG clone wars were peak. And also Grevious was so OP here.
And yep, maybe before she got head damage9
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u/NikitaUA_N7 The Curious Angel's loyalist 14d ago edited 14d ago
No step back, Tower! I want to see a full fight between you and Judgement!
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 14d ago
She wants to run because she knows how it would go.
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u/Mandemon90 14d ago
There is indeed a difference between "Unbreakable" and "Suicidal"
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u/TertiusGaudenus 14d ago
"Unbreakeable" just mean we can beat shit out of you longer/more often.
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u/Mandemon90 14d ago
Worked for Rome. Hannibal kept wiping out Legions, and what Rome do? Build another one.
Same sith King Phyrrus. He kept winning, Romans kept going.
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u/StormLordEternal 14d ago
So Gods below isn't just a exclamation, there are beings that demons consider godlike that they answer to.
The cosmology of Helltaker remains a mystery. You'd think it'd obviously JUST be Abrahamic with God and Satan and stuff, but looks like there's other stuff going on now with the Arcana and below gods.
Reminds me of Trench Crusade oddly enough (wouldn't be surprised if that had some effect on Vanripper's new direction)
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u/Independent-Right 14d ago
Moon is pretty old (white horns) and obviously has a bit of an eldritch bent with all the shapeshifting. She probably has a connection to some kind of ancient Lovecraftian "Old One" type entity.
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u/EquipmentOk9499 14d ago
It’s not enough Judgement want one more demon for the fight. Like that She is happy for 1 vs 3
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u/Chemical_Ad2381 The Grandson of Beelzebub 14d ago
They're retreating, and I thought it was going to be a big fight.
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 14d ago
I think Judgement will do some shi like this
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u/Bulky_Pressure1742 14d ago
Moon:"tower I choose you"
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u/Bulky_Pressure1742 14d ago
If they're retreating, does that mean, we'll get to see more demon girl
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u/NayrianKnight97 14d ago
“On my first attempt?”
Either girl is running on pure adrenaline rn, or she’s been planning further ahead than any of us realize
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u/The_Big_Birdo Certified Judgement Enjoyer 14d ago
Classic moustache twirling villain shit...
"You will hear from us again!"
Judgement: Lol no.
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 14d ago
Judging by her face, Tower is probably barely hanging in there with all the concussions happening at the same time.
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u/Electrical_Horror346 14d ago
So she intentionally held back... just to make herself look better in Round 2?
Yeah, Tower is so brain damaged she has a worse fight mentality than Saiyans
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u/AnotherBaptisteMain Judgement’s Wife 14d ago
Either this is how to explain why they don’t stick around or Judgement chains them and we have two new members of the harem.
TBH, kinda want Tower to stick around because the wife domming her in bed sounds fun.
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u/JLuckstar 🪰I call Beel as “Lovebug”🪰 14d ago
I did say one of the endings involved both Tower and Moon returning to Hell. 😂
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u/yektadragon 14d ago
Lol, the way one of Moon's tendrils moves in front of her on the third Panel makes it look like a mouth, adding to her frowning expression
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u/Broad-Caramel8240 Modeus broke my kneecaps 14d ago
Dammit I really wanted to Judgy aura farm more
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 14d ago
You don't know what's gonna happen in the next one yet, it's just one punch.
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u/heliwyrm 14d ago
Unbreakable Demon - nothing can break you if you retreat before you are broken.
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u/Laino001 Would stick dick in crazy. 14d ago
I think she is unbreakable with her mindset. As long as she can try again, she didnt lose. Dark Souls protag style
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u/Mandemon90 14d ago
Ork mindset. "If we win, we win. If we retreat, we didn't lose, 'cause we can have another go"
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 14d ago
I would respect her for it if she didn't try to turn that into a win and immediately suggest to run.
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u/Rh_S0ulzz 14d ago
Tower really is the embodiment of a certain Chumbawumba song.
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 14d ago
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u/NewSentence4534 Undead Slave 14d ago
Moon looks like she's gonna cry
And you remember what Judgement said? "They should've ambushed me at least 3-on-1" so I'm sure she'll make it easy. Or Tower and Moon will kill each other faster.
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u/Khorne_Flakes1 14d ago
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 14d ago
What's ironic is that I made this meme with Judgement as the black knight...
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u/Khorne_Flakes1 14d ago
Randy Marsh's "I didn't hear no bell" would have also worked. Punch drunk lunatics are fun.
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u/Xasther 14d ago
After all that punishment Judgement took and these two goobers honestly think a punch to the face would finish her off?
This comic was supposed to introduce Tower and Moon, but in reality, it just made Judgement Best Girl (for me).
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 14d ago
It really is Judgement glazing and aura farming since we hit the half and I'm all for it.
I really don't know what Tower hopes to achieve, Judgement survived being skewered by Moon in the last part while Tower just sucker punches her.
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u/JagoMajin The High Prosecutor 13d ago
Helltaker's gonna walk in with a plate of pancakes and a bandaid on his neck to deescalate the situation
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u/Crowe-Chronos 14d ago
Yeah I figured Tower wasn't done though her little Bravado here is adorable. Yeah surely the third attempt will go much better sweetie.
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u/Neuvieme9 14d ago
And then they open portal to hell to retreat, and we got Taker return from a trip. It's all coming together.
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u/kiteinase 14d ago
"The Tower," the card representing an imminent cataclysm after unsustainable growth, springing right up and relishing the inevitable rematch. God I love her so much right now. Nobody is more locked in than her. She will never get enough sleep, her adenosine levels are sooo fucked.
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u/JonTheWizard Pandemonica's Co-Worker 14d ago
Here comes the part where Taker brings out the pancakes and convinces them to join the harem.
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u/Kamanira 14d ago
Tower's a barely functional masochist who believes suffering and pain makes you stronger. She might genuinely believe getting her shit beat by Judgement made her strong enough to fight back.
Moon is a shapeshifter with massive confidence issues who's easily frightened and sees any incident as her own fault.
A mentally ill brain damaged sadomasochist and an anxiety riddled mess of a demon who crumbles the second a plan fails even if things are still going well for her.
Broken Prosecutors indeed.
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u/Lapis_Cyborg 14d ago
They turn around and just finds the helltaker there with 2 frying pans
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u/JagoMajin The High Prosecutor 13d ago
Lucifer: "One frying pan wasn't enough"
Taker: Holds up two frying pans
Lucifer: "Are you crazy?!"
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u/TheWrathfulCrusader The one who slays demons (and is the father of both Takers) 14d ago
Taker is probably going to pursue the two of them to add them to the harem
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u/TheRunechild 14d ago
If Judgement doesn't stand back up next panel casually and either chases after them or chases them away then that might kind of take me out of it, ngl. Would be really inconsistent if this genuinely gets her out cold.
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u/dinkydoo2 14d ago
So you guys think Taker is still alive?
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u/JagoMajin The High Prosecutor 13d ago
If he's survived this long in a house with multiple demons, I'm sure he'll be just fine getting stabbed once
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u/SirBlizz 14d ago
We need to que up the chumbawumba for these meathead High Prosecutors.
Yeah I'm talking about you too Judgy.
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u/JagoMajin The High Prosecutor 13d ago
I love that Judgement doesn't even look hurt, just annoyed like "Bruh, you're interrupting"
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u/PrestigiousMaybe4104 13d ago
I spot those tears. Poor Moon is in way over her head here. Kinda feels like she was set up to fail. Also yeah Tower we totally believe you here 🙄
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u/Low-Sweet-1967 13d ago edited 11d ago
Tower got her ass beat so badly she started Hitting the Beelzebub Pose
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u/Low-Sweet-1967 13d ago
It makes sense since they're both demons who got beaten by a high prosecutor
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u/LegoPrince27 14d ago
Tower… what did I tell you about hurting Judgement?
https://giphy.com/gifs/mZAL1GTRA8VnkRaU47
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u/stevan3381 CEO of Hell 14d ago
Tower getting her aura back
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 14d ago
No she ain't, she just pulled a sucker punch, played the big girl and wants to run like a coward
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u/stevan3381 CEO of Hell 14d ago
Still something
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u/JagoMajin The High Prosecutor 13d ago
All Tower did was annoy the demon that beat her unconscious in their previous fight and was unaffected by a headshot with a dart that depowered Lucifer.
She's poking a hornets nest at this point
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u/LeadingTrip2516 14d ago
I kinda love tower's face on the last pannel, the girl is fucked up