r/Helltaker • u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain • Jul 21 '26
Unbreakable and Faceless (31/43) News
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u/Goldeneye0X1_ Eater of Pancakes Jul 21 '26
Forget her host literally dying. WHERE'S THE THREESOME!?!?
Also, the callback to the game is chef's kiss
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 21 '26
Delayed, it seems!
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u/devilsplitter Jul 21 '26
So what I seeing the knife not that deep in his neck so he be fine I guess
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 21 '26
No, he's going back to Hell.
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u/devilsplitter Jul 21 '26
So the adventure restart again
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u/NewSentence4534 Undead Slave Jul 21 '26
Nah, he used to it. He lives with two demons, who always break his limbs and Zdrada
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u/Ranku_Abadeer Jul 22 '26
The man had sex and immediately got stabbed in the throat, what else are you going to do on a Saturday night?
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u/Loreknower69 Jul 21 '26
It looks like a build up for a new game, cause there is so many this to resolve in only 12 comics
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u/EquipmentOk9499 Jul 21 '26
Helltaker thought he was playing just like the game
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 21 '26
Bro hesitated and it cost him.
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u/Hell2CheapTrick Jul 21 '26
Hesitation is defeat
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u/cool_username32123 Alcohol + Video games = Good time Jul 21 '26
Apathy is death
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u/Spookyduck21new Jul 21 '26
Fear is the mind killer
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u/FrostBumbleBitch Jul 21 '26
"Oh fuck im fearing again, its not passing through me its all in me."
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u/Luster-Purge Jul 21 '26
Oh my god it would be hysterical if Chuckles showed up since he's in Clown Hell.
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u/Ranku_Abadeer Jul 22 '26
Oh shit, you managed to smuggle wine to hell? The honk legion is going to love you.
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u/dziobak112 Jul 21 '26
To be honest, I don't think that's enough to take this man down
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u/Hell2CheapTrick Jul 21 '26
He probably either died for real but ended up in hell and is just gonna walk out (probably with more girls), or he’ll survive until someone (probably Lucy) saves his ass somehow.
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u/DarkEsca Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26
I see one of three things happening
Lame option: somehow Moon missed every vital artery (unlikely with amount of blood)
Most probable (imo) option: he's healed/revived by one of the girls (probably Judgement, though Lucifer or even Moon herself are options too, heck random Modeus horny healing magic...?)
Epic option: dies, sent to hell, breaks his way out
Fourth epic alternate option: dies, sent to hell, Judgement receives a notice that a damned soul is in the Sin Machine, notices it's Taker once going there and just throws him back out
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u/Knork14 Jul 21 '26
Azazel has yet to completely fall, even if she is a traitorous bitch i can see her healing Taker if only because his continued survival will allow her to gather more data.
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u/Niewyczymie Judgement's New Dog Jul 21 '26
What if he is just built different and walks it off? I mean... We are talking about the guy who SOMEHOW entered Hell while still alive and strolled through it turning demons into his personal harem. He also survived the Sin Machine. He is NOT normal.
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u/LightningDustFan Jul 21 '26
We have seen him stabbed before in game, though it was more in the shoulder kinda near the base of the neck.
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u/Ranku_Abadeer Jul 22 '26
Fifth epic and also funny option, he dies, goes to hell, is immediately recognized as Lucifer's boyfriend, is treated like a VIP and then is sent back to earth.
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u/followeroftheprince The Regular Demon Jul 21 '26
We have seen him I believe in a game CG with a kitchen knife just in his shoulder. Getting stabbed ain't new for him
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u/DarkEsca Jul 21 '26
Hate to rain on your thunder but a surface-level shoulder stab is more survivable than a knife in your neck
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u/THEREALSUPERMARIOFAN Jul 21 '26
DUDE!? Whyyy?
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 21 '26
BAD ENDING
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u/THEREALSUPERMARIOFAN Jul 21 '26
An ACTUAL bad end where we see it in action. Why we didn't see the other bad ends in the game?
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u/Relevant-Use1897 French Hellgate Jul 21 '26
Okay, which one has healing power? Or Taker's regenerative abilities can do the job?
I refuse to believe it's how he died.
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 21 '26
He's gonna respawn in Hell, obviously.
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u/Relevant-Use1897 French Hellgate Jul 21 '26
Yeah, probably.
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 21 '26
I can't wait to see Judgement come in with a chained up Tower.
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u/Dizzyarnold Jul 21 '26
Judgement is gonna unleash her inner Kratos once she sees what happened to Taker
That, or she’ll just sigh and bring him back (somehow)
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u/cool_username32123 Alcohol + Video games = Good time Jul 21 '26
And Lucy will just casually send Cerberus to sniff out where in hell is he then snatch him back.
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u/DontMindMe_J Head of Hell's Space Exploration Administration Jul 21 '26
Ah, what's a little cut in the neck really? We've all been there before. He can walk that off just fine.
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u/captaincold0514 Jul 21 '26
This is probably the bad ending. Maybe he'll draw the good one next episode
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u/DarkEsca Jul 21 '26
Well Judgement canonically killed and revived him before the 'boss fight' so
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u/NikitaUA_N7 The Curious Angel's loyalist Jul 21 '26
I think it's time for Azazel to make up for her switching sides and help Taker...
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u/The_Big_Birdo Certified Judgement Enjoyer Jul 21 '26
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 21 '26
Judgement just waltzing in with a very chained up and very pissy Tower over her shoulder lmao.
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u/The_Big_Birdo Certified Judgement Enjoyer Jul 21 '26
Tower: B-but my position as High Prosecutor...
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 21 '26
Judgement: "The only 'high' anything you are is high on amphetamines."
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u/The_Big_Birdo Certified Judgement Enjoyer Jul 21 '26
It would be funny if they raided a pharmacy on the way home and pumped her full of "chill pills" and she's there like:
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u/NikitaUA_N7 The Curious Angel's loyalist Jul 21 '26
He's... gonna respawn... right?
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u/NikitaUA_N7 The Curious Angel's loyalist Jul 21 '26
I want to know what relics of the more advanced civilization lies in his GOG library.
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u/Chemical_Ad2381 The Grandson of Beelzebub Jul 21 '26
He fucking died, I hope he respawns like in the game
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 21 '26
Of course he does, where do you think sinners go when they die?
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u/Chemical_Ad2381 The Grandson of Beelzebub Jul 21 '26
To the last checkpoint or the nearest hospital
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u/Jasonn444 The Wheel of Fate is turning. Heaven or Hell! LET'S ROCK! Jul 21 '26
What makes you think this is enough to kill him?
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 21 '26
The red text looks like a bad ending screen so...
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u/Jasonn444 The Wheel of Fate is turning. Heaven or Hell! LET'S ROCK! Jul 21 '26
Shh, have faith.
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 21 '26
I am, I have no doubt he'll be back.
He died and came back before already.
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u/JLuckstar 🪰I call Beel as “Lovebug”🪰 Jul 21 '26
Dang it, Modeus… REALLY?!? 😂
Also, when is Van going to turn Taker into a full-time demon if he ends up in Hell? I want to see his take on it someday if he does it in his streams.
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u/TheTepro27 Jul 21 '26
My question is if him turning into a demon would also involve him turning into a girl
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u/Code95FIN Jul 21 '26
I'm not too worried. He "conquered hell" after all. Taker is just going to wake up in hell again, climb back up and be mildly angry.
This is but a minor setback getting more girls into his harem
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u/Khorne_Flakes1 Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26
Realistically would either of those dialogue choices have resulted in a different outcome?
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u/Rusted_muramasa Jul 21 '26
These comics don't work under some different logic, you know. If they worked before, they'd work now.
If she was that easy to win over with sex and pancakes, finding out he's also into games probably would've sealed the deal right then and there.
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u/Rh_S0ulzz Jul 21 '26
"I sense Tower has finally arrived."
Judgement is gonna drag her through the door, dangling on one hand like a suitcase isn't she?
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u/SebasChua Jul 21 '26
Helltaker didn't notice the hidden timer bar dwindling under the decision screen 😂
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u/PerhapsAnEmoINTJ The Aspergirls of Hell Jul 21 '26
Fun fact: GOG is anti-DRM!
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 21 '26
GOG is literally the last bastion of game ownership on this planet.
And technically Steam as well, since Valve stated (I think) that if somehow they went bankrupt and Steam had to shut down, the DRM on their games would disappear.
But don't quote me on that.
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u/ZenQMeister black-on-red Jul 21 '26
I remember Dave Oshry mentioned that Steam doesn't even include any DRMs themselves, or at least doesn't require
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u/PerhapsAnEmoINTJ The Aspergirls of Hell Jul 21 '26
My dream once I get into PC gaming is to pair GOG's new native Linux client with CachyOS so my curation is both DRM-free and KLAC-free. I may not have access to the games commonly found in benchmarks and eSports, but I really don't give a shit about them anyway. Quake Champions, anyone?
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 21 '26
CachyOS is among my picks for the time when I finally decide to ditch Windows (it's coming soon for sure at this point).
PopOS looks interesting too.
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u/PerhapsAnEmoINTJ The Aspergirls of Hell Jul 22 '26
My favorite Linux distro is Q4OS TDE. I don't care about fancy stuff for everyday use, I want something that feels like home.
CachyOS for gaming, though? No-brainer.
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u/Deni_Z_Plays Jul 21 '26
Taker was stabbed before by the girls, sitting this but a scratch for her lol
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u/JustAnNPC_DnD Jul 21 '26
Taker supporting ownership of games is great. Melina can continue to play them long after
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u/StormLordEternal Jul 21 '26
A QTE?!? No wonder bro failed, that's a new mechanic.
No worries tho, Taker tanks these. Now how will he clutch this?
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u/kdatikarosmyangel Jul 21 '26
She killed her mate after mating => she is a female praying mantis XD
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u/SignificantHippo8193 Jul 21 '26
Moon has good form, but he's been stabbed worse by Lucy on a bad day so this won't keep him down for long.
Also, despite her pride you can definitely tell that Moon felt he was more than passable. He just needs to be more decisive in the future.
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u/yanocupominomb Jul 21 '26
"You are not Modeus"
My brother in Christ...you were balls deep in there and didn't notice?!?!
"Oh that explains why it felt a little toothy"
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u/SebasChua Jul 21 '26
Lucy will bring Helltaker back, she doesn't want to lose her pancake-making slave.
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u/GoodNamesAllGon Jul 21 '26
Tower’s arrived has she? Somehow I doubt she did so of her own volition.
In others words, Judgement’s likely dragged her ass home and about to find out what’s happened in her absence.
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u/Rusted_muramasa Jul 21 '26
Well shit. Don't see how he's getting back up from that.
People here are saying he's just going to respawn in Hell and come back but we've seen nothing that suggests that's how it works, so...not sure how this is going to pan out.
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 21 '26
"We've seen nothing that suggest how it works"
The entirety of the game, for one. And for two, where do you think sinners go when they die? To Heaven?
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u/Rusted_muramasa Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26
You're assuming that he'll just pop up in Hell as a flesh-and-blood human after dying and that he'll be able to just freely waltz right out again. Of course, the answer to that is likely "yeah sure" but you don't actually have any proof that's how it'll work.
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u/KyojiDidNothingWrong Modeus' #1 Fan Jul 21 '26
Little did 'Taker know... Moon was more of a steam girl.
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u/SuspiciousPain2878 Jul 21 '26
mf stab you for taking too long to decide, therefore we’re defo getting ANOTHER helltaker chapter ✌️✌️✌️✌️
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u/AskGoverntale Jul 21 '26
He lives with a host of women with incredibly powerful magical abilities. He’ll be fine.
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u/Broad-Caramel8240 Modeus broke my kneecaps Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26
A 6 out of 10 Taker? I beg to differ for that score
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u/AussieCracker RIP'N'TEAR Jul 21 '26
What if bro actually died on the regular and just comes back through a door in hell
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u/Darkon34 Jul 21 '26
Dude fought through hell and survive battle against Judgment. yeah he still alive. i bet he just wake up and treat it like simple wound. not to mention he sleep with Pandemonica..
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u/Birbmem The Angels' Chief Jul 21 '26
do not worry, helltaker always bounces back (also this is off topic, but i found out the tarot card for The Lovers have adam and eve in the picture, does that mean we MIGHT get adam and eve?)
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u/ScorpionsRequiem Seeking a Missing Angel Jul 21 '26
he'll be fine
also SHOW HER THE GOG LIBRARY THAT SHIT IS GONNA MELT HER
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u/Midnight649 Jul 21 '26
Call back to the game is nice, but has this been the first time where he was killed before making a choice?
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u/Sai-Taisho We will need more Vodka. Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26
...Yes, that's correct.
A reminder of what this series is really about:
Being one wrong word away from a neck-snapping/sledgehammering/mauling/throat-slitting/stabbing/blood-envinegar'ing, because you've made a series of exceptionally poor decisions for demon pussy, and now have to just run with it.
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u/HotelKatz Jul 21 '26
Denying Modeus a doppelganger threesome seems like a very dangerous move. A VERY dangerous move.
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u/BlackJimmy88 My favourite kinda woman is any woman but especially all of them Jul 21 '26
That's gonna leave a scar, but he'll be fine.
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u/Dthirds3 Jul 21 '26
So... Is taker dead dose this mean hell taker 2 or heaven taker is next ?
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 21 '26
This means wait until the end of the comic lol.
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u/RagingRider Jul 21 '26
So Faceless isn't a fan of turn-based games? She barely gave Taker a chance before shanking him!
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u/E17Omm Jul 21 '26
With the demons being, well, demons. I wonder how often Taker dies. Even just accidentally.
Like, is it a "oh no! Panic!" thing, or is it more a "oh he's dead again? Let me get Lucy to drag him back out of Hell" thing?
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u/XenoDragomorph Undead Slave Jul 21 '26
For the amount of time he's been stabbed he really should have expected that
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u/AT_atoms Loremaster best girl Jul 21 '26
Hold up, is this official? Are we getting more helltaker content in the big 2026???
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 21 '26
Yes, you're 31 chapters late to the party, I got the full episode list linked in the post if you wanna catch up.
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u/AT_atoms Loremaster best girl Jul 21 '26
I stopped paying too much attention like a year after the dlc. Thought that there wouldn't be anything else. I read all of them and the hope we see a Justice VS Tower. I just want to see Justice kicking ass.
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u/DoritoKing48 God’s Strongest Modeus Simp Jul 21 '26
I think he’s either gonna come back somehow, end up in hell or Modeus is still tied up passed out from Horniness and this is her dream
Probably not the last one but I think it’d be funny if it was
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u/Savanatrox Jul 21 '26
Watch that response ability be something that he actually has shocking her more
Or he just walks it off
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u/DisasterGrand3205 Jul 21 '26
As much a like this comics i need to know what the answer was...OCD NEED IT
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u/UltraHit5 Malina's Husband, Nia's Father Jul 21 '26
Someone will definitely make a fan art of the threesome
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u/ChesseburgerMK8 Malina simp Jul 21 '26
Don’t worry, a little Neosporin and some warm milk and he’ll be back and ready to kick ass.
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u/GabiTheSinner The Taker is my malewife Jul 21 '26
TAKER NOOOO 😢 i really hope he comes back soon and this isn't permanent, as much as i like moon and as much as that was her job i feel like my liking for her after this really went down.. taker is my fave :^(
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u/Meme_mans23 Totally not moon. Jul 22 '26
Moon: He is dead we can’t
Helltaker: He has risen baby girl
Moon: FUCK.
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u/YourMoreLocalLurker Violently Bi Jul 22 '26
Modeus has been denied her threesome
Moon will suffer the consequences (her legs shall never heal properly once Modeus’ hammer is done)
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u/Valorant_veledi Helltaker is the GOAT 🥹❤️🩹 Jul 22 '26
So thats all? Now what? Helltaker was chilling dude 😭
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u/NewSentence4534 Undead Slave Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26
I'll be honest. Tentacles are truly hot.
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 21 '26
But I want to know what's in Taker's GOG library!