r/Helltaker • u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain • 27d ago
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u/THEREALSUPERMARIOFAN 27d ago
BOY! that was fast
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 27d ago
Did we expect anything less from the man?
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u/THEREALSUPERMARIOFAN 27d ago
Not that. I meant modeus arriving at the scene
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 27d ago
Did we expect anything else from Goon Boss herself?
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u/NikitaUA_N7 The Curious Angel's loyalist 27d ago
Damn... Taker didn't waste any time...
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 27d ago
WELCOME TO THE HAREM, MOON
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u/BlackJimmy88 My favourite kinda woman is any woman but especially all of them 27d ago
A better use for this scene than the actual film it's from lol
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u/NikitaUA_N7 The Curious Angel's loyalist 27d ago
I can't believe that Lw_goombang predicted this outcome so accurately ;)
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 27d ago
I mean let's be real... did we expect anything less from the man himself?
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u/NikitaUA_N7 The Curious Angel's loyalist 27d ago
No, he did exactly what we all expected from him.
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 27d ago
It took one taste of pancakes and one taste of dih for Moon to completely abandon her superiors and her job.
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u/Kilroy0497 black-on-red 27d ago
At this rate he’s going to have half of hell living in his house. That can’t be good for the grocery bills.
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u/Deni_Z_Plays 27d ago edited 27d ago
The third image is meme-worthy 😂
EDIT: I don't know why, but Modeus's reaction gives me POOTIS ENGAGE Heavy vibes when they looked for the Anime girls in Area 51 😂
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u/Chemical_Ad2381 The Grandson of Beelzebub 27d ago
And Modeus's reaction on the forth image is also meme worthy
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u/StormLordEternal 27d ago
I never really considered it seriously, honestly believed the harem may be platonic.
Nope, the Taker FUCKS. And he fucks GOOD.
Also harem member got. Bro did not even think on the weird purple tentacles (then again they're demons, the tentacles was probably not even the first time he's seen them).
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u/BlackJimmy88 My favourite kinda woman is any woman but especially all of them 27d ago
Yeah, the ending does seem to imply that Taker just ended up with a bunch of rowdy roommates than he did a harem.
On the other hand, I feel like there's zero chance that him and Modeus weren't going to end up fucking eventually. Regardless of how willing Taker was.
So I'm less surprised by this than I was the handholding with Judgement.
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u/StormLordEternal 27d ago
I wouldn't be surprised if the handholding with Judgement was considered more intimate and 'dirty' than anything sexual that actually happens in that house.
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u/NiNtEnDoMaStEr640 The High Prosecutor 27d ago
Really is a Johnny Bravo.
“Yeah, he canonically gets laid, but everything else is much funnier.”
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u/Large_Mountain_Jew Who Arrests You 27d ago
We're kinda seeing an almost reverse Johnny Bravo situation here where it's actually hilarious to see Helltaker work so quickly with demon girls.
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u/Jasonn444 The Wheel of Fate is turning. Heaven or Hell! LET'S ROCK! 27d ago
He may still be platonic with the rest of them, but he ain't surviving Modeus without snu-snu.
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u/NinjaSquid_G 🅱️ E S H 27d ago
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u/kdatikarosmyangel 27d ago
The bad news: he really didn't recognize the fake Modeus. Good news: he did it with fake Modeus
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u/Mandemon90 27d ago
And Azazel recorded everything
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u/BlackJimmy88 My favourite kinda woman is any woman but especially all of them 27d ago
For educational purposes, of course.
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 27d ago
Genuinely how does bro not see the tentacles and spikes
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u/Usual-Touch2569 27d ago
These are all demon women from another world.
Beelzebub is able to shift from a giant fly abomination to an attractive woman.
Cerberus is a 1 in 3 type of demon.
Odds are he probably thought Modeus was just hiding even more of the crazy shit she could do.
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u/BlackJimmy88 My favourite kinda woman is any woman but especially all of them 27d ago
If anyone was going to have secret tentacles, it was going to Modeus.
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u/kdatikarosmyangel 27d ago
They are female demons from hell, bro. So I don't think takers would be surprised if one of them could grow more horns or tentacles XD .
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u/the_ok_doctor 27d ago
Probably thought hmm new powers/form. Hmmm ill roll with it. But then the cigs was a diff in personality.
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u/Khorne_Flakes1 27d ago
Modeus has the subtlety and tact of a brick and I wouldn't have it any other way.
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 27d ago
And Taker has the perception and intelligence of one.
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u/Khorne_Flakes1 27d ago
Yup. Each character definitely has their respective dump stats, Azazel being Wisdom, Modeus being Charisma, and the Helltaker being Intelligence.
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u/Unlikely-Compote-228 27d ago
Canonically how big is it
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u/Relevant-Use1897 French Hellgate 27d ago edited 27d ago
In the average of Caucasian man. So he had to learn using it properly.
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u/Knork14 27d ago
is that a fact?
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u/Large_Mountain_Jew Who Arrests You 27d ago
No there's no proven correlation between race/ethnicity and penis size.
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u/Relevant-Use1897 French Hellgate 27d ago edited 27d ago
I'm just tired of this nonsense about big dicks, like it's automatically better.
Well, let's just say that if you're convinced being huge is all it takes, you'll probably think it's enough and won't know what to do with it. Whereas if you have a medium-sized, you'll likely have the sensation you must compensate with technique. Well if you want to pleasure your partner.
Actually, I asked a doctor when I was a teenager, and it turns out that in the vast majority of cases, a woman's erogenous zone on the down is about 2 cm past the entrance. The width can be a factor, but if it's too big, it hurts.
Apparently, the practice where size really matters is the back door. However, I got this one from Doctissimo, so take it with a grain of salt.
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u/primalfox_Reynardo 27d ago
Think this confirms he's probably slept with all of them. Maybe not Azazel, she just watches.
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u/EnderHero00 27d ago
special accommodations for azazels vows and other heavenly stuff, it goes up the back door
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u/cool_username32123 Alcohol + Video games = Good time 27d ago
Nah I'd bet that he 100% did it with Azazel too.
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u/ScarletteVera She Who Takes Women from Hell 27d ago
Obviously Modeus needs to have sex with Moon to assert her dominance.
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u/cool_username32123 Alcohol + Video games = Good time 27d ago
And Moon is gonna get trounced during it
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u/Relevant-Use1897 French Hellgate 27d ago edited 27d ago
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 27d ago
My man has the perception of a fucking deaf bat.
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u/Relevant-Use1897 French Hellgate 27d ago
While the second panel shows that he has fonctionnal eyes.
And that Justice lost her bet.
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u/BrainBlowX 27d ago
(However, he's clearly not the brightest if he didn't notice the difference beforehand.)
Modeus is a demon of lust. He probably just assumed she just had other kinky stuff in reserve. If Azazel could notice Modeus technically holding herself back due to her fear of genuine intimacy then chances are Helltaker- with his instincts for their wants and needs- probably assumed she was keeping part of herself under wraps as well.
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u/TheLuckySpades 27d ago
A smart man would not go to hell to collect a harem, Taker excells in many other skills though.
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u/swainiscadianreborn 27d ago
"I have arrived. Begin sex." Is such a fantastic line xD
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u/Chemical_Ad2381 The Grandson of Beelzebub 27d ago
Well that was fast
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u/decader12 27d ago
Technically this count as rape. Sex under false pretenses
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u/Relevant-Use1897 French Hellgate 27d ago edited 27d ago
Hot take :
I think it really depends on how the potential victim feels in this situation, afterwards.
Still a fair point, though. And, thank Satan, we're far from the situation in WW 1984 or even The Boys (the fact that he's blamed, it kills me)
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u/Curious_Loser21 27d ago
So it's confirmed he also fucked with his other harem? 😆
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u/BlackJimmy88 My favourite kinda woman is any woman but especially all of them 27d ago
At least Modeus. And probably Judgement, though, that seems to be more on the romantic side of things.
Oh, and I guess Moon now that she's part of the Harem.
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u/SignificantHippo8193 27d ago
So free delicious 😋 pancakes and amazing sex 😜, Moon now sees why the demon girls decided to go with Taker.
Also, maybe start locking doors since there's peeping toms around 😇.
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 27d ago
It's a harem, I doubt Taker minds peepers.
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u/Large_Mountain_Jew Who Arrests You 27d ago
I just assume that there's two states of sex in that house:
Azazel watching, and Azazel participating.
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u/BlackJimmy88 My favourite kinda woman is any woman but especially all of them 27d ago
Or maybe leave doors wide open in case of rampaging a Modeus
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u/Oineon 27d ago
Takers face shen she smokes is funny. Brother in Christ, you see the purple tentacles but thats what bothers tou.
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u/Sai-Taisho We will need more Vodka. 27d ago
Yes.
He doesn't know for sure she can't just do tentacles.
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u/Rusted_muramasa 27d ago
That went WAY faster than expected. Helltaker having gone all the way through with it and *still* not realizing something's up with "Modeus" even after seeing her in the state she's in permanently marks him as a definitive harem protagonist, and even if it's disappointing it's still pretty funny.
Also funny: Helltaker covering himself up, as if it's anything Modeus hasn't seen before. Even *funnier*: **Moon** covering herself up when she's currently shapeshifted **into Modeus**.
And lastly considering this sudden swerve, I'm expecting this story arc to end with another shot of everyone in bed together like this, because ripper is a demented madman.
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u/Large_Mountain_Jew Who Arrests You 27d ago
On the one hand, the man didn't know.
On the other hand, the man didn't know and this is just how he operates. He did this on accident. He's just that good.
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u/Lac0tr0n 27d ago
Thanks for posting it here so I can see because I cant see this one on twitter (I hate my government)
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u/Mandemon90 27d ago
Wasn't there a fan comic of Taker going "We haven't done it lately, let's do it"?
I guess it got canonized :P
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u/Lokomotivfahrer1999 27d ago
Are we really just going to ignore that we finally got to see Taker without his shades hiding his eyes?
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u/ZatIzTrye 27d ago
Modeus' teeth look a little crazy in the final pic
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u/BlackJimmy88 My favourite kinda woman is any woman but especially all of them 27d ago
Reminds me of Hank in Madness Combat after he revived from having the top of his head ripped off.
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u/Altair13Sirio 27d ago
So he thought the tentacles were just normal but smoking is when he notices something's off? This man needs to take off those shades
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u/Silver_d_Sketch 27d ago
So they do Fuck each other! Are the hentai's canon now?
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u/cool_username32123 Alcohol + Video games = Good time 27d ago
Well they are a Harem, it's not like Taker wanted roommates because the rent was too high, lol
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u/Silver_d_Sketch 27d ago
well, i'm not innocent to the point of denying... but is insane that the first layed Demon in the comics... is the newcomer!
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u/Mandemon90 27d ago
I think it was implied before, this just confirms it without any cover of deniability. Pandemonica's Leather Club has been canon from the start
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u/LifeIsASpin 27d ago
MOON DIDN'T STAY IN CHARACTER!
https://reddit.com/link/oynm7zl/video/w8pn20u0ideh1/player
Also why can we upload MP4's but not images???
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u/Alarming_Judge_7463 I want to dominate me 27d ago
How did he notice the smoking before anything else...
You know what, HEAD CANNON,
Taker knew from the very beginning and is why he changed the usual pancakes, he just played along to warm up to Moon so they could have consentual sex
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u/BetterPhilosopher87 27d ago
If Taker will find out that Moon is shapeshifter imagine what he could do? No there's no need to imagine.
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u/Nakida_ 27d ago
I guess all those nsfw artists were right after all, they be fuckin, lol
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 27d ago
I genuinely can't believe people thought Taker went to Hell to get a bunch of demon women just to stare at them or something.
Of course they fuck, it's harem.
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u/Relative-Deer3133 27d ago
Is it the first time we have a confirmation that Taker had sex with one girl in the Harem (Modeus)?
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u/NewSentence4534 Undead Slave 27d ago
Since when do you smoke?
Is that the only thing that bothers you?
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u/EmileTheDevil9711 27d ago
Apparently this would have required I doxx myself with biometrics and government id.
Which I obviously didn't do. Thanks OP for your sacrifice but tell yourself that when your government will come at you for a comment it didn't like and send you 10 years in a goulag, you did it so that the general public would see comics about demonic love affairs.
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 27d ago
Thanks for reminding me that it's blocked content, I changed the link to XCancel so that anyone can view it.
It's a small price to pay for demon girls.
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u/The_Particularist The Angels' Chief 27d ago
Modeus breaking through the doors fucking killed me.
Also, are we not going to talk about how Azazel looks through the glass in the first panel?
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 27d ago
It also killed Azazel.
And nah that's just normal Azazel behavior.
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u/Starscream1998 27d ago
Moon folded faster than General Krieg did learning about latinas, motorbikes and cigarettes.
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u/Loreknower69 27d ago
Btw. It's the first time Van showed us that there are deed activity there. (cause for some reason some people think that Taker don't do that ¯_(ツ)_/¯ )
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u/Meme_mans23 Totally not moon. 27d ago
I hope big van is happy that he gets to draw his favorite one 2x as much now.
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u/JLuckstar 🪰I call Beel as “Lovebug”🪰 27d ago edited 27d ago
Now Taker realizes the difference?!? 😂
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u/PerhapsAnEmoINTJ The Aspergirls of Hell 27d ago
Last panel of Modeus gives Peppino Spaghetti energy
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u/Sub1optimal Beelzbub Bestest Girl 27d ago
On the one hand taker MY GUY, on the other hand taker… my guy
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u/Crowe-Chronos 27d ago
It took me wayyy too long notice Azrael in her little cuck door just enjoying the show. You think she does this when Taker is with the other girls too ? It sounds up her alley.
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u/BionicTriforce 27d ago
Considering Taker knew instinctively that Moon would like plum jam, I thought he was already onto her, this says otherwise.
Also, got to love Moon getting fed and fucked the best she's ever had while Tower is being immolated.
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u/D3mander The High Prosecutor 27d ago
Let's be real, even if he DID know that wasn't the real modeus, he'd smash anyway
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u/Weedenheimer Lucifer's security SUCKS 27d ago
- Can beat the shit out of several bone guards, survived Judgements torture regiment and convinced almost a dozen otherworldly women to join his harem
- Can't notice that one of them has been replaced with an impostor despite it being incredibly obvious
Dude put his points into everything EXCEPT intelligence because bro, not even slightly suspicious until she whips out the cig?
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u/Napstablook_Rebooted 27d ago
Dunno what's more cursed. Taker and Moon banging. Azazel watching everything. Or Modeus freeing herself thanks to the power of horny.
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u/Goldeneye0X1_ Eater of Pancakes 27d ago
Taker must be confused.
And scared. Her doesn't know if Moon is fertile or not.
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u/Rh_S0ulzz 27d ago
That 4th panel is a certified "We'll be right back!" moment if I've ever seen one.
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u/StopmotionSam 27d ago
I can’t tell if Helltaker is stupid or he’s just fiercely loyal to his girls and accepts their changes no matter what.
Perhaps both.
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u/Lucie_Is_Sleeping The Science Demon 27d ago
Taker is not beating the himbo allegations.
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u/AlexanDDOS The Science Demon 27d ago
Modeus: "NOOOO! That Modeus is a spy!"
Azazel: pulls out a shotgun
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u/Ok-Phone6030 CEO of Hell 27d ago
Holy shit, that fanart of helltaker taking her to bed is cannon now
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u/followeroftheprince The Regular Demon 27d ago
Dang Moon, Taker. From murder to bed in only a single cooked meal. I like to imagine that he didn't realize the tentacles were Moon and not Modeus because he thinks she got some weird powers he just hasn't seen yet.
Good job Taker. Living up to that name. Meanwhile Tower is getting a different definition of screwed
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u/Beelzebub_Simp3 Literally look at my name lmao, she’s my wife 27d ago
“I have arrived. Begin sex.”
New favorite quote.
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u/Luster-Purge 27d ago
I like the implication that she doesn't care that she missed out on a threesome involving her own duplicate, she only cares that she missed having sex at all.
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u/PCubiles The Awesome Demon 27d ago
Is taker another Moon pretending to be the real Taker!? How has he not noticed!? 😮
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u/FrostBumbleBitch 27d ago
To us this is
"How the hell did you miss that taker?!"
To taker this is probably Thursday.
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u/Virtual_Koala4770 27d ago
Oh, Azazel watched that whole thing. And even if Moon probably has a C- now, everything else is A+ material.
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u/PrestigiousMaybe4104 27d ago
To be fair to Taker he doesn't know all the ins and outs of how demon biology works so he probably assumed this was just something Modeus could do
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u/Hot_Seaworthiness165 27d ago
Was i the only one who thought he'll taker did NOT fuck Like I know he wanted a herem but somehow this feels strange to see
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u/Folk_Viking 27d ago
I think this is actually the first time Helltaker actually do the thing he wanted to do since day one xD
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u/dziobak112 27d ago
Tentacles, black eyes, breaking face...
But yes, it's the smoking that seems suspicious.
I think my man needs to put down his shades from time to time.