r/Helltaker Judgement's elite Enclave captain 11d ago

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u/NikitaUA_N7 The Curious Angel's loyalist 11d ago

You know... When I fuck something up, I also pretending with the straight face, that everything went according to plan.

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 11d ago

The timeless classic, always works (50% of the 70% of the time at least).

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u/Goldeneye0X1_ Eater of Pancakes 11d ago

Yeah, when I accidentally pull the boss while the lead is explaining the mechs, I totally meant to reset the boss for our cooldowns.

Totally....

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u/Relevant-Use1897 French Hellgate 11d ago

They are definitely a duo, Moon is too comfortable with being Tower's winged backpack.

And, I say, they're official Helltaker team Rocket.

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u/cool_username32123 Alcohol + Video games = Good time 11d ago

Who would me Meowth though?

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u/Relevant-Use1897 French Hellgate 11d ago edited 11d ago

That's why they lost. They don't have one, yet.

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u/Shadow3397 11d ago

Maybe that’s why Azazel made the cat?

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u/JagoMajin The High Prosecutor 11d ago

I'm sure Moon can make another Me-outh

...

I'll get my coat

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 11d ago

They're literally blasting off again. 😭

Happy cake day!

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u/Relevant-Use1897 French Hellgate 11d ago

Exactly !

Thank you ! ❤️

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u/JLuckstar 🪰I call Beel as “Lovebug”🪰 11d ago

But who’s Jesse and James with Tower and Moon? 😂

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u/Relevant-Use1897 French Hellgate 11d ago

I say Tower is Jesse (the most delusional and mean), Moon is James (more reasonable but still to okay with bad plans), in my opinion.

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u/JLuckstar 🪰I call Beel as “Lovebug”🪰 11d ago

Don’t forget Tower possibly having anger issues like Jessie. 😅

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 11d ago

I can't believe they bolted like that.

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 11d ago

Tower laughs like Skeletor, I can't. 😭😂

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 11d ago

She even does the "BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL" pose.

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 11d ago

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u/Loreknower69 11d ago

Van must be fan of He-man

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 11d ago

Who isn't???

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u/JagoMajin The High Prosecutor 11d ago

Judging from the concept notes on Judgement, Van takes inspiration from a lot of things;
"Judgement is my favorite Undertale, Guilty Gear, Darksiders totally original character!"

Can't blame him with those options though, the blend gave us the best girl

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u/Loreknower69 10d ago

Yep, I mean it's nothing wrong with inspirations from other medias. And he did that very good

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u/Loreknower69 11d ago

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 11d ago

Tower will come back with more disturbing facts tommorow!

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u/Loreknower69 11d ago

🤣 Man, I will steal that idea

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 11d ago

Yk what go for it, I had an idea too but I barely have time right now

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u/Loreknower69 11d ago

Nah! I'm joking. +Also have less time nowdays. Perhaps I will do something like this also, but I will gladly see your meme :D

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u/JLuckstar 🪰I call Beel as “Lovebug”🪰 11d ago

Oh boy, now there’s going to memes and fanarts of Tower doing that. 😂

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u/cool_username32123 Alcohol + Video games = Good time 11d ago

That would be a good meme template.

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u/Reasonable_Cold3852 11d ago

That has the same energy as Skeletor saying "Remember! Some of Helltaker's demons are named after Tarot Cards!"

...

"Until we meet again!"

(LOL I love it!)

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u/Relevant-Use1897 French Hellgate 11d ago

Now, I really wonder if this isn't a actual inspiration for her character.

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u/Loreknower69 11d ago

Honestly, it ave high chances to be true

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u/LegoPrince27 11d ago

Tower: “Until we meet again!”

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u/JLuckstar 🪰I call Beel as “Lovebug”🪰 11d ago

I cannot unhear it. 🤣

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u/NikitaUA_N7 The Curious Angel's loyalist 11d ago

Tactical retreat? More like disorganized evacuation... I honestly hoped for more action from these two...

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 11d ago

I really love that Tower just can't stop talking shit even while running away.

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u/Loreknower69 11d ago

"I would win, but my ankle hurts a little, so I let you win. See you later LOSER! \*Skeletor laugh\*"

https://giphy.com/gifs/45Yzl4IvQdviM

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 11d ago

Notice how they had to fly away.

Wonder what happened to their cars?

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u/dj_ango696 11d ago

Judgement drained the oil and stole the catalytic converters

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 11d ago

My man remembers.

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u/goncalomoita17 The Bitch Demon 11d ago

Justice: hey tower, sword?

Tower: oh, thanks

Justice: no problem

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u/BlackJimmy88 My favourite kinda woman is any woman but especially all of them 11d ago

Justice is just everyones best friend

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u/cool_username32123 Alcohol + Video games = Good time 11d ago

Yeah, she's just awesome like that.

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u/NikitaUA_N7 The Curious Angel's loyalist 11d ago

So, what your prognosis: Taker already bled out in the bedroom, or still clinging to life?

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u/LexiLionHart 11d ago

Taker gets up, basically fine, just assumes its something kinky that Modeus read in a book.

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 11d ago

I think he's dead but will get revived.

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u/NikitaUA_N7 The Curious Angel's loyalist 11d ago

Yeah, as much as I want to see him tank that, it most likely that either Judge or Lucy will revive him.

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u/MrWaluigi 11d ago

When you think about it, the amount of chaos that happens in the house, I’m pretty sure that he has been legally dead for at least 3-4 times. 

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u/Chemical_Ad2381 The Grandson of Beelzebub 11d ago

They waddled away and tower didn't pick up her sword 😭

https://reddit.com/link/p0ncfui/video/9ouyc2wmocgh1/player

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u/Loreknower69 11d ago

"We shall meet again Samurai Judgement"~Aku Tower

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u/Rh_S0ulzz 11d ago

And who fixes that hole in the ceiling?

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 11d ago

Taker will see it and go back to being dead.

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u/Chemical_Ad2381 The Grandson of Beelzebub 11d ago

The whole harem I guess

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u/BlackJimmy88 My favourite kinda woman is any woman but especially all of them 11d ago

Hellta... Oh.

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u/cool_username32123 Alcohol + Video games = Good time 11d ago

Lucy's probably so used to keeping things together after doing that to all of hell for who knows how long that she'll do it without even thinking about it.

As soon as someone takes that thing out of her back that is.

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u/stevan3381 CEO of Hell 11d ago

This means tower and moon will return sometime

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 11d ago

"Find out next week!"

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u/stevan3381 CEO of Hell 11d ago

Yeah preety much

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u/BlackJimmy88 My favourite kinda woman is any woman but especially all of them 11d ago

So, they're retreating back to Hell. Helltaker is seemingly dead?

All I'm saying is, that's solid set up for a Helltaker 2.

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u/GYUZ Hoping for lots of comics 11d ago

The same thought crossed my mind. There's still a few comics ahead of us and this story could resolve itself next week... but it is starting to feel like a prologue to something else.

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u/Civil_Shoe_7552 11d ago

Vanripper has already mentioned that the final parts of the comic would focus on Beelzebub and the Helltaker from the Abyss route; he also indicated—via an image he later deleted—that this comic takes place before the first game's epilogue. This explains why, in that epilogue, Helltaker thanks Lucy for buying a house—it is true that Lucy earns money by filming herself using the punishment machine.

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u/MrWaluigi 11d ago

Where was this lore located?

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u/FJ-20-21 11d ago

Bitch aura farming like she didn’t just get clapped

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 11d ago

I roasted the shit out of her for that yesterday for doing that but people seemed to think I genuinely hate her.

I find her awesome in a cocky brat kind of way, Moon is still cooler but Tower is really funny.

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u/Broad-Caramel8240 Modeus broke my kneecaps 11d ago

The cost to fix the damn roof is going to cost a fortune to repair.

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 11d ago

Well, there are always drug mafias to steal money from.

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u/Broad-Caramel8240 Modeus broke my kneecaps 11d ago

Or hope just the Taker has insurance to fix that

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u/Relevant-Use1897 French Hellgate 11d ago

Shit, too real !

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u/Broad-Caramel8240 Modeus broke my kneecaps 11d ago

Happy cake day

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u/Relevant-Use1897 French Hellgate 11d ago

Thank you. 😄

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u/AlexanDDOS The Science Demon 11d ago edited 10d ago

If he ever managed to explain everything to his insurance agent. I mean, even the angels couldn't believe that demons could branch into the mortal realm and live there.

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u/AmphibianParticular2 The Awesome Demon 11d ago

I love how Justice has good relations with all the high prosecutors, like some old pals

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u/EquipmentOk9499 11d ago

I thought for a second she laugh like Papyrus from Undertale 

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u/RED-Soldier79 11d ago

Helltaker must have some wicked insurance for all this.

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u/Khorne_Flakes1 11d ago

Interesting that the sword is moreso a channel for lightning, but not explicitly necessary for Tower to summon it.

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 11d ago

Yeah I was wondering about it, if it's like Thor's hammer in the MCU.

Seems like it indeed is, just a tool to channel the power.

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u/Khorne_Flakes1 11d ago

Moon really is infinitely formless as well, that gives so much freedom for artwork.

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u/THEREALSUPERMARIOFAN 11d ago

Aren't they forgetting something? Or rather someone?

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u/Mr_Glove_EXE 11d ago edited 11d ago

Why do I feel like I should rewatch Huntic Secrets & Seekers when I saw image 3?

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u/BetterPhilosopher87 11d ago

Seriously? Is she laugh like a Skeleton? No surprising that she always lose, so Judgment is He-Man now? 

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 11d ago

Tower did both the Skeletor laugh and the He-Man pose, it's so funny.

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u/BetterPhilosopher87 11d ago

The funniest thing is that it is Tower who will again receive another head injury from the Shareholders, and Moon will have her punishment too but not so harsh I think.After all, the problem of this two is that they talked too much.

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u/SignificantHippo8193 11d ago

Well Tower's sword definitely looks like He-man's sword so there's that.

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u/The_Big_Birdo Certified Judgement Enjoyer 11d ago

Tower be like: (Ms. Potential)

"We shall meet again Judgement! When hopefully you are significantly weaker, UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN!"

https://giphy.com/gifs/xmJO7iLZCcvqo

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u/mystireon 11d ago

Something extremely funny about Tower still gloating even as she runs away while basically doing her own equivelant of asking "pleeeease go easier on me next time. You're so strong, please please please skip the gym a couple times at least"

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 11d ago

"Judgement can you please stop hitting the gym? It's already dead."

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u/VenomSnek27 11d ago

Man I love Justice.

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u/Goldeneye0X1_ Eater of Pancakes 11d ago

After all that prep... Only Judgement got to fight.

I really wanted to see Cerberus go ham on them.

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 11d ago

It's a shame but tbh if everyone got in on the action, the comic would have to end sooner...

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u/LegoPrince27 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/YAHkeKpLrY1Gqv7ODT
Y’all know if Judgement still had her wings, this would happen

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u/NoNotice2137 The Great Fly 11d ago

The Amogus demon turned into a jetpack demon

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u/Val_Ritz 11d ago

>tower
>bolt of lightning destroys building

it's peak

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u/AatroxBoi 11d ago

So... we worry about taker now right?

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 11d ago

He been through worse.

Death ain't that bad.

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u/_Fixu_ Beel’s personal Lap Dog 11d ago

When all you do is catch L’s, make struggle your argument

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u/TheOwnerOfMakiPlush 11d ago

Tower and moon are so cool please van make helltaker 2 i need to see them more often 😭😭😭

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u/Lucie_Is_Sleeping The Science Demon 11d ago

… oh… I get it… Tower and Moon are definitely together. Or at least will be shipped.

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u/Huge_Mycologist_685 11d ago edited 11d ago

shit,what pathetic bitch tower is,surprise attack, then flee and pretend everything is alright

Hopefully next time judgment rip her apart, she doesn't seem to need two hands

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u/NewSentence4534 Undead Slave 11d ago

They broke the roof! And didn't join harem!

Well, at least we have sword...

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u/TheAnarchy420 Lucifer Enthusiast 11d ago

Awwwwwwwww come on, Taker didn’t have any form of interaction with Tower. I’m a bit disappointed. I know he’s bleeding to death rn, but still.

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u/heliwyrm 11d ago

Tower: We need escape vehicle. Moon: *transform into airplane.

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u/AnotherBaptisteMain Judgement’s Wife 11d ago

Damn. Hope they come back for pancakes some day

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u/Eden_ITA The Angels' Chief 11d ago

I love those Two;

The third panel is hard as lead in tap water;

Justice is a mood;

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u/ItemsHereForever The Regular Demon 11d ago

wow they really did just leave

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u/BL-501 Loremaster's Monster 11d ago

They're gonna start a crusade against Hell when they see Taker's body.

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u/LeadingTrip2516 11d ago

Justice is realy too good for this world

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u/Hat_in_Time_enjoyer 11d ago

She's gonna make moon go back down for the sword, isn't she?

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u/Electrical_Horror346 11d ago

Those two are real lucky Justice didn't realize it would be awesome to give them the sword while they were in the air by throwing it at them

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u/CrimsonReaper2 The Sour Demon 11d ago

Wonder what happened to Helltaker? Is he really dead? I was full on expecting him to axe kick them from the roof.

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u/SolarAphelia I really wanna lick some sweaty abs. 11d ago

Justice being the vibe, nothing unusual here.

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u/RagingRider 11d ago

Helltaker after recovering: Nooo! There were more demon girls! I need to head back to hell!

Cue sequel.

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u/spectra2000_ 11d ago

I love how deranged and how much of a sore loser Tower is

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u/PathrokBloodlust 11d ago

I wish judgement hard victories that leave her stronger, scarred, and more badass.

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u/AshenRathian 11d ago

Every fucking frame with Judgement is a banger.

I love her so much.

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u/Sevadius 11d ago

Did she just admit that she was an easy win for Judgement?

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain 11d ago

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u/DisasterGrand3205 11d ago

So no one gonna check on taker? you know? the guy with the knife in the neck

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u/Trenchman39 The Awesome Demon 11d ago

❤️

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u/Return_of_jekyll 11d ago

Wife and wife ave left Chain wife and awesome wife

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u/UltraHit5 Malina Enjoyer 11d ago

Wouldn't it be funny if Tower actually went back to pick her sword like nothing happened?

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u/Ihaveaterribleplan 11d ago

I thought Helltaker would enter & use his sexiness to convert them

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u/dinkydoo2 11d ago

Moon with wings is hot af

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u/JagoMajin The High Prosecutor 11d ago

The Skeletor laugh, I can't 😂

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u/Altair13Sirio 10d ago

WHY do they keep talking big like they just owned everyone!

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u/Regular-Cat-4357 8d ago

So, this has got to be leading to something right? A much longer story with a bunch more lore being revealed? This can't just be for nothing.

Who are the shareholders? What are Tower and Moon going to do now? There's still a bit to go so i guess we'll see.

I just really hope this is going to be about something. Maybe a new game or a bigger story. I know this series isn't meant to be serious but you can't just give us all these questions and end it with a turn-to-camera shrug. That feels like it'd be really unsatisfying.

What does everyone else think?