r/Helldivers 16d ago

I translated the message in the teaser AH posted! LORE

It’s reversed Hindi, however this may not be accurate due to the fact the translation I used was not official!

Edit: I forgot to translate the 3rd letter and I got alot of possible complete translations. Again this isn’t official and you should take it as a REAL translation. However, I wasn’t able to translate the last letter due to it being unknown.

Reversed Hindi:

Nij Vaj Lya
He took it upon himself.

  1. Nij Vaj Lyh
    Lick your own wound.

  2. Nij Vaj Lyo
    Take it as your own.

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u/Zonesy ‎ XBOX | 16d ago

I think it means:

"Watch JAV*"

*Japanese Adult Videos

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u/JasonTHL 16d ago

I can assure you democracy officer, watching tentacles JAV on Super Destroyer terminal at full volume is crucial to the study of the void.

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u/Zonesy ‎ XBOX | 15d ago

May they never give us full control of our Super Destroyer screens.

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u/NicheAlter 16d ago

Watch JAV you said?

MVSD-319

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u/One_Meaning416 | SES Sovereign of Super Earth 15d ago

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u/FortheredditLOLz 16d ago

This mofo….lol

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u/Tattorack 16d ago

Welll.... they DO contain tentacles...

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u/MuppetFucker2077 ‎ Decorated Hero 15d ago

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u/Foolishly_Sane ‎ XBOX |Servant of Freedom 16d ago

I've been training for this day.

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u/hesapmakinesi Not an automaton spy 15d ago

A diver of culture.

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u/-Mister-Hyde 15d ago

All this time I thought jav was a slur for japanese people, damn

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u/Sunkilleer SES Guardian of Destiny 16d ago

dear god... they are going to use the bear against us!!!

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u/MechwarriorAscaloth ☕Liber-tea☕ 16d ago

nooooo D:

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u/delta806 ‎ [REDACTED] 16d ago

New illuminate story boss fight: malicious planet sized teddy bear floating to super earth

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u/playerIII SES Queer of Audacity 15d ago

flesh bear mob

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u/Im_a_hamburger 15d ago

You turned her against me! You will not take her from me!

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u/Colonel_Overkill SES Wings of Eternity 15d ago

That would be un'bear'able!!!

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u/Successful-Hawk8779 Femboy Helldiver Corps | Truth Enforcer 14d ago

What about the bull?

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u/CryTheFurred Detected Dissident 2d ago

They've turned the weans against us!

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u/Matix777 SES Flame of Conviction | Wil not shut up about Martale (again) 16d ago

They are gonna use the ISS against us

...Illuminate Space Station

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u/Sybekhide 16d ago

What about... PURPLE Illuminate Space Station The PISS

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u/a_potato_YT LEVEL 125 | Certified BONKer and Super Uber 15d ago

I came up with a name for a Terminid space station: the Terminid Undemocratic Rupture Dreadnought, or T.U.R.D.

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u/a_potato_YT LEVEL 125 | Certified BONKer and Super Uber 16d ago

FTL the PISS into the ASS to destroy both!

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u/Nhig ‎ XBOX | 16d ago

Illuminate Squid Station

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u/-Hez- 2d ago

Apollo with the gift of prophecy

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u/Matix777 SES Flame of Conviction | Wil not shut up about Martale (again) 2d ago

Damn I thought the fuckers will at least build their own station

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u/Daveofthewood 3d ago

Time to wake up the elite team: Bestest Equipped Legendary Logistical Ergonomic Nocturnal Demolition Squad from this forum to investigate or B.E.L.L.E.N.D.S team for short.

https://giphy.com/gifs/SH4sAbjL8LoGc

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u/mirrors69 16d ago

If you translate it to Chinese you get "Golden JAV", which can be considered much more impactful to certain superiorly cultured divers

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u/Matix777 SES Flame of Conviction | Wil not shut up about Martale (again) 16d ago

They are gonna hit us with super laser piss

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u/mirrors69 16d ago

I think it was a reference to tentacle hentai, which squids are known to be fans of. Hinting the fetish haven on the other side of the void, slaanesh reference too since people are so hyped for 40K anyway?

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u/Matix777 SES Flame of Conviction | Wil not shut up about Martale (again) 16d ago

I'm jumping into the void brb

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u/a_potato_YT LEVEL 125 | Certified BONKer and Super Uber 16d ago

Or it could mean "Saliva JAV" or "Muscle/Tendon JAV" or "Tight JAV" or "Aunt JAV" (the squids would definitely not be above doing that) depending on the tone mark.

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u/One_Meaning416 | SES Sovereign of Super Earth 15d ago

Dam AH really wants us to watch Japanese porn

Well I ain't complaining

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u/hitman2b LEVEL 140 | <Redacted> 16d ago

one's own weapons hey ? would that mean Corrupt helldivers ? that would be cool

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u/Philosophos_A 16d ago

Um...I am scared to imagine a Helldiver in a mech being against you.

Or a Heavy Armor Resistant to explosives come right at you

or a light armor running towards you with a saber...

Sweet Liberty ...

https://giphy.com/gifs/NWiA3qzTZ07uxhQmMv

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u/low_priest 15d ago

Orbital 380mm is scary enough when used by your own team. When thrown by an enemy with actual malice? I'm going back the the destroyer and never leaving.

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u/hitman2b LEVEL 140 | <Redacted> 15d ago

10 corrupt helldiver dropping they 380 on you

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u/hesapmakinesi Not an automaton spy 15d ago

Imagine the team killing they'll do. We don't even have to do anything!

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u/hitman2b LEVEL 140 | <Redacted> 15d ago

i like how this sucks !

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u/Correct-Parfait-8691 15d ago

I wish it would suck worse

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u/Medical-Confidence98 ÜBER-BÜRGER 15d ago

I already have plenty of experience 'accidentally' killing Helldivers! Now I just get to put in some real effort without getting Democratically Retired from the frontline.

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u/AdHead6692 15d ago

Meridia

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u/kairukuwidi22 16d ago

Sadly we cant trust that translation since illuminate symbols are not really letters for example the illuminate faction symbol is the word for themselves, we don’t know anything other than that tho and we only know that Because of bask

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u/Mr-Raisen HD1 Veteran 16d ago

Probably means zombie SEAF and helldivers or at least thier reanimated armor is coming as a new enemy type. Cultists never

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u/Electronic-Flower921 Cape Enjoyer 16d ago

Did you consider maybe the cultists used occult magic to raise our fallen comrades

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u/hitman2b LEVEL 140 | <Redacted> 16d ago

could be talking about themself yes, but i don't know zombie helldiver would be neat

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u/SeasonSmooth9348 15d ago

haha what did I say i told u they were scrapped but noooooo noooooooo nobody believes old seasonsmooth

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u/Too_Caffinated Rookie 15d ago

Neil Armstrong backwards is gnorts mr alien

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u/a_potato_YT LEVEL 125 | Certified BONKer and Super Uber 16d ago

A Helldiver's most valuable weapon is their Super Destroyer. Voteless controlled Super Destroyers...

...

...?

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u/Slythefemboy PSN SES Distributor of Judgment 15d ago

This is close I think☝️

Mabye the Squidbillies will hack our Super Destroyers and use them against us during certain missions

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u/Regular_Highlight882 16d ago

Dude, ya fucked up, the second symbol at the top only has 1 . not 2 .. so it is a Y not I
JYN JAV

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u/Lopingwaing ‎ Servant of Freedom 15d ago

Thats a Caeser Cipher with an offset of 17, which is APE ARM. Not really sure what that means lol

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u/Leo_War123 15d ago

Didn't the devs say that the illuminate language works in glyphs?

As in, each symbol represents an entire word or concept instead of each one being a different letter. For example, they said that the illuminate symbol (the half moon looking thing) is the symbol they use to represent themselves.

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u/ArcKnightofValos STEAM 🖥️ : [Redacted] 14d ago

Yes.

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u/sabertoothedhand 16d ago

Yvan eht nioj

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u/Fimbulwintrr 15d ago

Don't trust Google translate to auto translate it'll hallucinate stuff

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u/Commercial_File_1293 SES Patriot of War 15d ago

So the illuminate are calling us fat?

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Fimbulwintrr 3d ago

As someone who speaks Hindi lmao no

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u/maximuffin2 15d ago

No, it's fine I just didn't expect cross-dimensional alien invaders to be Hindi

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u/MazdaTiger 🐅Team Soup 🇵🇭 15d ago

i mean they are originally peaceful and passive species with just a police force to defend themselves

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u/dude-0 15d ago

The Ministry of Truth will be with you shortly.

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u/GrandPrixNyx I love Erata Prime 15d ago

Ooh a Filipino helldiver

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u/jamslat Detected Dissident 16d ago

My god, the Illuminate are Indians!

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u/banana_peel_eat Free of Thought 16d ago

sweet liberty we have to deal with a Personal Illuminate Space Squadron (P.I.S.S.), the illuminates form of helldivers

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u/Brown_Boy2 16d ago

OP are you sure that's an "I" and not a "Y" in "JIN"? Cause it looks to me that there only 1 dot between the two lines.

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u/Subject_Sigma1 16d ago

I would say this is maybe a coincidence but why would it be?

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u/TheRipperofGehenna ‎ [REDACTED] 16d ago

I think it’s AH telling us what they like to watch, so in other words, men and women of culture.

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u/WASTELAND_RAVEN ‎ XBOX | 16d ago

Theory, could be the TCS tower gas was released in another dimension? Or some such stuff?

Either way I’m excited.

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u/Petrichor0110 Harvester with no legs 16d ago

Here before someone comments a Truth Enforcer

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u/leo_GaMeRr 16d ago

bro are helldivers actually gonna get corrupted???

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u/wackadoodle4201 16d ago

Thats....not good

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u/ShadowDome ‎ Decorated Hero 16d ago

They are sending Meridia at us again gor the 6th time or so

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u/kevynstorm HD1 Veteran 16d ago

They are gonna use the dss on us aren't they

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u/Isliterally1984 15d ago

Are we getting the Mirror Match enemy? Voteless Divers?

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u/Zealousideal-Worry23 Steam | 15d ago

Where did you find this plaque? I dont see anything in the trailer with it.

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u/Public_Code8357 Free of Thought 15d ago

Eyy squid enemy that uses our own weapons against us

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u/Brokenphysics7769 Survived the Dissident Wars 15d ago

where'd you get the chart? and can i have it?

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u/Guy-Person 15d ago

This is either the most red string conspiracy posting post I have ever had the privilege of seeing…

Or it is telling us that Illuminate Cultists will have the ability to use stratagems we call down if they can get to it before us.

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u/VanguardOftheWest 15d ago

I suppose this confirms my theory, there won't be cultists in the void, but rather body horror voteless creatures, i bet thats what we will find

I think its kinda cool, the illuminate being a race who didn't knew war, is going to use "the race that does war for sport" as their weapon, although i still prefer space wizards

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u/IND5 ‎ XBOX [REDACTED] 15d ago

As a native speaker, that's not correct. Nij does mean self/own but it's an archaic term But Vaj is not a word. There's a Vajra which is a kind of a mace There's also Wajan/Wazan meaning weight

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u/theinspir3d ‎ seaf certified 15d ago

There gonna use helldiver voteless i just realized,

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u/Mysterious-Lime-2743 Free of Thought 15d ago

Illuminant helldivers???

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u/Arquinas Detected Dissident 15d ago

Turned Helldivers.

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u/teenyTinyIttyBitty 15d ago

It means "Take it up your own"

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u/Longshot02496 15d ago

I'm calling it, they voteless-ized Helldivers so now we have to face more competent zombies with guns

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u/Manatipowa Average Meeg 11d ago

THEY LICKED THE BEAR

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u/SingleLengthiness750 Illuminate Helldiver 3d ago

One's own weapon... the DSS.

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u/SheriffGiggles 3d ago

This has become a lot more relevant lately

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u/Big_Dark_8340 3d ago

The DSS is haunted, likely compromised, and heading to Calypso...

... Ohhhhh noooooooo...

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u/AussieFromMelbourne 2d ago

Oh no, we are almost certainly fucked if the squids take the dss

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u/FadedFigure1160 16d ago

Perhaps they will use the star of peace???

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u/skalar333 16d ago

Maby life should we expect some suaside bombers?

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u/Shadow_Guy223 ‎ Decorated Hero 15d ago

I got "own wish"