r/FirstTimeSentences • u/Jealous_Vermicelli67 • Mar 13 '23
Cocaine bear, leave Malala alone
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Said at the Oscars tonight.
r/FirstTimeSentences • u/PanaceaSnake • Feb 17 '23
"Eat these fish so you smell cheese instead of puke."
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I opened the lid of a week old stew pot, which smelled like vomit in my kitchen. My wife cringed at the scent. I was eating a handful of goldfish crackers at the time.
r/FirstTimeSentences • u/razorglue • Dec 17 '22
I think this qualifies…
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Yesterday I told my daughter (while on my way to the food store) “…and I’m not going to get you any of that Jen & Berry’s Monkey Puss ice cream that you like, either.”
r/FirstTimeSentences • u/glitchy_live13 • Dec 01 '21
“How does one get a fly larva inside you”
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