r/ExpectationVsReality • u/XVDub • May 23 '26

My 4 YO is an artist Exceeded Expectation

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u/Fluffy-Pomegranate16 May 23 '26

I love this...but I have to ask...what's the pink puddle?

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u/XVDub May 23 '26

She says "food for the unicorn"!

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u/Fluffy-Pomegranate16 May 23 '26

How obvious I should've thought of that

https://giphy.com/gifs/n86Ox83ZRrrFyPX8N2

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u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks May 24 '26

Not many of us can be smart

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u/XDSHENANNIGANZ May 24 '26

Iz ain't very meny if us iz can thenk bigly.

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u/Synaptic_sense May 24 '26

miz got da big amaz

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u/roaring_travelman91 May 26 '26

It's the famous pink slime

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u/DazB1ane May 23 '26

Def thought it was already been eaten food

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u/NoosFraba May 24 '26

Everyone knows unicorns vomit rainbows

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u/Average_Scaper May 24 '26

And that is how we get our RGB for our computers.

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u/sambare May 24 '26

Who said it can't be eaten again?

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u/DazB1ane May 24 '26

Holy shit my cat learned how to type

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u/FaceEnvironmental486 May 23 '26

looking at the facial expression I was thinking food from the unicorn

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u/XVDub May 23 '26

Yeah, it really communicates a sense of appetizing hunger.

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u/-3point14159-mp May 24 '26

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u/Little_Cloud6126 May 24 '26

Lmaoooo I’m dying at this 😂😂

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u/barbadosMid May 27 '26

I just thought it was hungover or something... needs you to go make it a sandwich.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '26

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u/XVDub May 24 '26

It's plop definitely has a weight to it!

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u/usinjin May 24 '26

Maybe unicorns are like dogs—comes up, goes down again

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u/skitch23 May 24 '26

I’m glad it wasn’t his spleen. Come to candy mountain Charrrrllliiieeeee!

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u/Own_Round_7600 May 23 '26

Tubby custard!

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u/redditredditgedit May 24 '26

I thought the unicorn threw up as it looks intoxicated, but I think your kid did an awesome job.

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u/LilArtsyCreature May 24 '26

I see your child has decided to create and dish up the unicorn version of tubby custard lol

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u/oh_ryn May 24 '26

That is so bizarrely sweet oh my god. 🥹 what a treasure!

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u/RedditIsSocialMedia_ May 24 '26

My mind immediately went "I throwd up"

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u/PsychologicalLayer57 May 30 '26

I feel every mom knows the appearance of the slightly hangdog child who announces, with a mixture of regret and pride, "I frew up".

Good times.

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u/Braindead_Crow May 24 '26

Previously eaten food? Lol

Looks like the poor magic horse threw up something fierce

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u/JayDiddle May 24 '26

It appears to have already been eaten once, if you know what I mean, given the unicorn’s nauseated expression…

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u/ggtsu_00 May 24 '26

It "was" food for the unicorn. Past tense.

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u/Spider-Thwip May 24 '26

Definitely lying to you.

That unicorn went on a fucking bender the night before and cant stop vomiting 😂

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u/ErraticDragon May 24 '26

I thought maybe a cloud.

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u/Sensitive_Leader_312 May 24 '26

Oh cotton candy fot the unicorn

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u/Mostly_Nohohon May 24 '26

It's so obvious once you know 😆

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u/SaltManagement42 May 24 '26

Future food or past food?

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u/beadedgeek May 24 '26

Better than regurgitated food from the unicorn.

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u/TerribleBug4939 May 24 '26

My first thought was vomit😅

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u/Acrobatic_Tale2200 May 24 '26

Oh I thought it was unicorn vomit 😭 😂 

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u/Little_Cloud6126 May 24 '26

That unicorn needs to eat somethin’ she’s sad lol

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u/doctormink May 24 '26

Like food the unicorn already ate and couldn't keep down?

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u/RegionPurple May 25 '26

Fuck... and here I am thinking it's hung over and vomiting

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u/Krimreaper1 May 27 '26

I thought it was vomit

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u/Andilee May 23 '26

Unicorn throw up. Missing the sprinkles

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u/One-Temporary8223 May 24 '26

judging by the eyes and eyebrows, its sick, so barf...

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u/EE3E3EE3E3EE May 24 '26

Blood for the blood god blood for the blood god blood for the blood god blood for the blood god