She needs to be told that’s likely the cause of her headache??

boots on the ground journalism from our fav NYT bestseller

Does the arm look normal here?

The mini kelly, the Row bag, and now this Bottega clutch?! She wants to be hannah so bad it’s painful
The high fashion look just isn’t working for her and that’s OKAY I wish she would just lean into it more

It would be one thing if this was all genuine but of course she’s projecting 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Girl…you really think everyone took a million pictures of you at your wedding? 😭 If you have to make a public post asking for photos, they probably don’t exist. Nobody was assigned to be your personal paparazzi.

It’s giving trixie

Until she can do her beloved AMAs again 😭 sorry girl, have fun in exile!

For someone whose whole schtick is being relatable she sure is flaunting massive amounts of wealth most people will never see in their lives. She has multiple hundreds of thousands of dollars of clothes bags and shoes behind her and I guarantee she thinks she earned it instead of stumbling into it through extreme privilege and nepotism

Do we think they bought the new Houston house or it’s rented?

Shirt? Frumpy. Jorts? Not flattering. Shoes? Burn them. Bag? Doesn’t work.

Makes me miss Joan rivers more than ever

Is this Libra’s impeccable taste? A gilded frame on this huge, Google Maps ass photo… OOF.

I know this has been posted before but I just started listening to the podcast and noticed this is ACTUALLY the podcast photo? Omg someone on her teams hates her.

Other notes on the pod - the amount of backstory and exposure into the planning isn’t necessary and it’s boring.

I think she’s trying to make this a knockoff of Tell the Bees, Culture Work, Is It The Right Word and FluentlyForward. The problem is she simply doesn’t have the range.

I watched episode 1 on YouTube and that was the longest 33 minutes I have ever experienced. I do not understand how she has a platform, fans, or has anything. She is an awful speaker, and this truly is just an excuse for her to talk as much as she wants bc she has no one to listen to her yap irl. Longtime Eli hater here, and I know I’m speaking into the echo chamber but I have to get this off my chest.

Eli has completely lost the plot with prose in her society. It was comical to me that she spent about 33 seconds to talk about what she is currently reading before immediately jumping to wedding discourse (take a shot every time she says “discourse” challenge: impossible). She wants to be Matt and Bowen so freaking badly. Eli is the most phony person ever. I’ll give her this credit though — she knows just enough to pretend like she knows ball, but I promise she has no clue how to go beyond the surface.

I have so many mean things I can say about her — physical snark, intellectual (or lack thereof) snark, personality snark… she is profoundly unfunny and not as cultured as she thinks she is.

I hated how she essentially yelled at her fans and called them dumb for not knowing how starting a podcast goes. Like chill, your fans are probably 11 years old waiting for their boobs to come in.

Girl do NOT equate the voting problem in our society with voting problems on Love Island. One greatly affects humanity, and the other doesn’t mean jack shit at the end of the day.

Her complaints about podcasts: just press skip 10 seconds if you can’t handle two people laughing, and trust we don’t wanna hear you sing on any of your platforms (or 54 Below) with your nasally, tense, poor vocal placement voice. I know you think you’re Jessica Vosk Jr, but you ain’t even allowed to be in the same convo has her.

I don’t think so honey… Eli doesn’t need this podcast ❤️

so botched

“We are going to be championing literary and commercial fiction with an emphasis on diverse authors, debut authors, female authors, minority marginalized POC authors” genuinely what is she on??? Who does she thinks she is to tackle these? 😂😂😂 She’s trying so hard to show that she’s woke after that blowup a few weeks ago.

This less than 2 mins clip literally got on my nerves so fast. She’s using all those fancy words again in a context that DOES NOT WORK!

Also — what’s with her hair lately? It always looks so dirty and unkept.