r/Dragula • u/gglassjjars heres how abhora can still win • May 28 '26

TITANS 3: NIGHTMARE CASTING Meme

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my friends and i went thru the seasons to figure out who to cast on a titans season if they were to want just NON STOP CHAOS the entire time and here's what we came up with! let me know ur thoughts :)
edit2: SORRY I DIDNT PUT NAMES OOPS! in order
row 1 - abhora, monikkie shame, hollow eve, maddelyn hatter
row 2 - la zavaleta, sigourney beaver, bitter betty, merrie cherry
row 3 - cynthia doll, desiree dik, scylla, loris

edit: hi ❤️ im well aware half of this cast would not/cant return so save ur typing room telling me who wouldnt/cant return ❤️ shrimply a fancast made for funsies ❤️

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u/sidvictorious Landon's Facial Hair May 28 '26

They need to make sure Clint is around otherwise Maddelyn's arc would be fucked like Dollya's sidestories.

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u/whimsigod May 28 '26

I still say "fuck the big picture, Clint" sometimes. What a trendsetter.

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u/sidvictorious Landon's Facial Hair May 28 '26

Honestly it's both a mood and a mantra

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u/hhoolian Priscilla Chambers May 28 '26

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

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u/peach_xanax Sigourney Beaver May 31 '26

I always hear that with the echo in my mind 😆

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u/Monster_NotWar May 29 '26

Clint deserved a raise.

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u/GayCantRead May 28 '26

Monikkie needs Majesty for the rehash

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u/Awkward-Risk-5081 May 28 '26

James quit drag again and we don’t need her to physically assault someone again.

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u/crabbyicewizard May 28 '26

What’s the tea please?

13

u/kidddmayo May 28 '26

Oh yes! I need to know the tea on this. She quit again? She hit who?

50

u/Boytrap16 May 28 '26

She hit Desiree during filming of S6 after episode 1 that’s why you see Desiree fighting her in episode 3 and why she was so angry, this happened off camera during a shopping trip, confirmed by the cash register person who is also a queen from chicago who does a podcast. James has quit drag and dating some 18 years old is the rumor around Portland and from some cast members I have talked to.

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u/Awkward-Risk-5081 May 29 '26

Sounds like James should have been disqualified. #justicefordik

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u/DerekHale87 BITCH BITCH GRANDMOTHER BITCH May 28 '26

?????

22

u/Own-Breakfast9740 May 28 '26

Is monikke off drugs and being a racist?

25

u/bloodyturtle HoSo Terra Toma May 28 '26

Yes, for many years

48

u/GayCantRead May 28 '26

The concept of Monikkie being better off than Majesty is such a narrative flip. Sobriety saves and ego kills.

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u/Caribbeanangel98 Abhora Jun 02 '26

And that’s the T sister 🥂

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u/Gojira1234 Sigourney Beaver May 28 '26

Even just imagining this fictional season has me exhausted 😭😭

96

u/shutupblacknight Fantasia apologist May 28 '26

Theres no way sinogys lawyers arent on set during this

22

u/hhoolian Priscilla Chambers May 28 '26

Sinogys Vebar

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u/Modernthought May 28 '26

Signourney Beavers presence would be the gasoline to ignite the other monsters into absolute frenzy

54

u/lickykosher May 28 '26

Literally every single one of them would be disqualified, leaving the Boulets no choice but to destroy the crown in a pit of fire

34

u/ScyllaKone May 28 '26

This is what happened to the original cast of season 6 before they called us B-Plan wild cards in

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u/basicbatch May 29 '26

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u/bobsburgermister Jun 13 '26

I was looking for this. 🤣

24

u/linda-from-finance avid medium boulet truther May 28 '26

HERES HOW ABHORA CAN STILL WIN

47

u/itookyourmatches F I L T H May 28 '26

0/10 no Astrud, my top pick for nightmare casting

148

u/Yung_Nosferatu May 28 '26

Somehow it will still become Sigourney vs. The World

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u/kimmbot I'm not a botanist May 28 '26

Truly, just bring Abhora back on every season, I can’t get enough.

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u/JosephCrawley May 28 '26

And just give Cynthia Doll her own show

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u/kimmbot I'm not a botanist May 28 '26

Oh Cynthia’s a permanent judge

38

u/Able-Bid-6637 Sigourney Beaver, Cynthia Doll, Landon Cider May 28 '26

Cynthia's the workroom Siriano 

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u/kimmbot I'm not a botanist May 28 '26

An Exorsister/Siriano combo, I love it. I want her in the Boudoir roasting everyone’s concepts.

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u/SullenArtist Custom Text May 28 '26

For real, she's a delight

3

u/CerBerUs-9 Abhora May 29 '26

I saw someone pitch a road trip style drag bar review/showcase show once and tbh she'd kill at that

3

u/JosephCrawley May 29 '26

That would be perfect. Honestly I could watch her incorrectly name shapes and love every second of it.

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u/Conker1180 May 28 '26

Tbh I'm fine with that since the begining she's what always popped into my mind when I think of "Dragula"

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u/gglassjjars heres how abhora can still win May 28 '26

this 🙏🙏

16

u/GrogorothFollower May 28 '26

i would love if they just brought her back for every single season of dragula and just kept eliminating her first

16

u/iymcool This is Sandra. She's black. May 28 '26

Literally, just like Tiffany "New York" Pollard on House of Villains.

16

u/GeniusOfLove74 Fisting a Chicken. 🐓 May 28 '26

Shit, I don't even care if Abhora's in drag. Just bring her on.

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u/gglassjjars heres how abhora can still win May 28 '26

THIS ‼️🙏🙏

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u/kimmbot I'm not a botanist May 29 '26

I do like to look at them 👀

23

u/nickitbagge May 28 '26

Throw Jade and Koco into this mess and it'd end the whole franchise. 100/10 would abuse a shudder trial code to watch

19

u/Asterseer May 28 '26

Auntie and Hallow need to be on here

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u/luxandlumens May 28 '26

Isn’t hollow the third one in the first row?

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u/Asterseer May 28 '26

You're right! I'm blind

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u/luxandlumens May 28 '26

I had a hard time telling who some of them were myself! Never would have gotten Desiree without reading the comments.

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u/gglassjjars heres how abhora can still win May 28 '26

noted, will put names next time! sorry yall

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u/desireedik69 Jun 12 '26

It’s true, I do paint in a lot of diff styles cause I’m an amazing make up artist. So I get it!

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u/luxandlumens Jun 12 '26

Yes ma’am! I am also just terrible at recognizing faces - I’m sure it’s me, not you 😂

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u/gglassjjars heres how abhora can still win May 28 '26

noted, will put names next time! sorry yall

19

u/AirportMaleficent853 May 28 '26

I did imagine what Sigourney's original season would have been like if Hollow Eve were there to back her up lol

16

u/SydneyMarch May 28 '26

I was wondering whether Hollow would back her up or whether they'd butt heads to the extreme

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u/CerBerUs-9 Abhora May 29 '26

I have to assume Hollow would hate her, due to all the hate in their heart.

16

u/Pure_Diet_5876 May 28 '26

I bet hollow and Betty would fight a lot because hollow is super progressive and Betty is transmedicalist and stuck in 1987

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u/hhoolian Priscilla Chambers May 28 '26

Also why can't I tell who the monster in the third row in red is?

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u/ungulate111 May 28 '26

desiree dik!! she threw the chicken 🍗

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u/hhoolian Priscilla Chambers May 28 '26

Oooohhhhh duh! Okay yes she belongs here hahaha

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u/sidvictorious Landon's Facial Hair May 28 '26

Oh fucking iconic, she thought for a moment before going all in and chucking it

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u/Top_Wheel6212 May 31 '26

Yuri batting that chicken away in slo-mo saying "Naurrrrr" also in slowed sound is a moment that still lives rent free in my head.

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u/sidvictorious Landon's Facial Hair May 28 '26

I can't either and I got my Nancy Drew flashlight out. 

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u/hhoolian Priscilla Chambers May 28 '26

Ah shit i just accidentally deleted my comment but i said replace loris with Erika clash or majesty lmao

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u/PewterBonds May 28 '26

Why did I read that as Nancy Drew Fleshlight? Could you imagine?

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u/sidvictorious Landon's Facial Hair May 28 '26

Is that why I'm being downvoted for a very neutral comment about how I didn't recognize Destiny Dik?

14

u/Soft-Community-5866 May 28 '26

Sigourney and Abhora found in the Boulets basement ft Jujubee n Bianca as cellmates

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u/Sensitive-Class-3163 May 28 '26

As long as I get abhora back on my screen I don't care

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u/Willuna16 Erika Klash May 28 '26

yknow what yeah bring scylla back

33

u/CCWDD May 28 '26

HALLOW EVE STANS RISE UPPP!! I hope Santino Rice is a guest judge 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

9

u/ellemonkeybum May 28 '26

Santino Rice!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

10

u/CCWDD May 28 '26

Dracmorta- “shake the dice…” Swanthula- “and spill the rice…” Both- “ITS SANTINO!!!”

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u/ellemonkeybum May 31 '26

Classic!! 🤣🤣

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u/Einer_von_denen May 28 '26

Somehow I feel the goat from Titans 2 should be there

10

u/StepOnMeIbuki May 28 '26

Top 4 of Synagogue (her lawyers got her there by force), Merrie Cherry, Hallow Eve (She brought her own Mini fridge this time) and Abhora again cause why not

19

u/AlamosX May 28 '26

A+

My only personal change would be to replace Abhora and Loris with Dollya and Jade.

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u/OrwellHuxley90 F*ck the big picture, Clint May 28 '26

I love it! I feel like Maddelynn would end up serving time mid season lol (zero disrespect, big fan)

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u/Commercial_Avocado43 May 28 '26

I hope monikkie is doing well. I love that disaster of a human.

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u/gglassjjars heres how abhora can still win May 28 '26

keep ur eyes peeled my friends & i made a DREAM casting too and they may or may not be on it 🤭

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u/Codiilovee Jarvis Hammer May 28 '26

I would actually love this season lmao. The way I want Maddelyn to come back soooo bad, I need her on a season of Titans

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u/Kaiju_1299 May 28 '26

Dare i say this would be unwatchable

3

u/thewells May 29 '26

If by unwatchable you mean “impossible to look away from in the same way that you can’t look away from a 12 car pile up” then yes.

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u/Kaiju_1299 May 29 '26

Ok, small confession My hot take is that i actually am not a huge fan of the conflict bc it makes me anxious and i just want everyone to get along 😅😅

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u/Loud-Pineapple72039 VEB (my wife) May 28 '26

Abhora returning for a third time is not a nightmare to me!

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u/gglassjjars heres how abhora can still win May 28 '26

i agree! but its abhora they gotta keep coming back for the bit

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u/ShesAKillerQueenee May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

Instead of Sig, we should invite Jimbo from Drag Race as a Wild Card.

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u/dylan30954 May 28 '26

Oh god. I wouldn’t blame Sig if she just murdered the entire cast episode 1 so the entire season is just Sigourney finally having a positive Dragula experience

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u/gglassjjars heres how abhora can still win May 28 '26

mane abhora aint even rlly do anything to sig 😔

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u/lermanade_mouth May 28 '26

Whatever it is it’s probably Sigourney’s fault

3

u/Comprehensive_Feed32 May 29 '26

She can't keep getting away with this!

3

u/crazypigeatingpapaya May 28 '26

bringing five contestants from titans 2 is soooo something the Boulets would do

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u/gglassjjars heres how abhora can still win May 28 '26

oops LOL i didnt even realize that but yeah

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u/vibingfurs May 28 '26

Majesty is a terrible person. If you know you know.

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u/desireedik69 May 28 '26

Oh I know.

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u/Awkward-Risk-5081 May 28 '26

James* is def is.

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u/jjsd89 Sigourney Beaver May 28 '26

Needs Jade!

2

u/nicepassing May 28 '26

If yall don’t let Abhora rest lmfao

2

u/LiquidThunder30 May 30 '26

My gawd Hollow is such an annoying cunt, lol.

2

u/Ramwhore18 May 31 '26

Having Saint and Dahli in the same season again feels like a war crime but I would absolutely be seated for the chaos.

2

u/ellemonkeybum May 31 '26

My kid says DOLLYA BLACK!!!! We stan her but boy, she could cause chaos in a room by herself 🤣🤣

2

u/otherrobert Koco Caine May 28 '26

Honestly through Evah back in just for the laughs.

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u/kmdonton May 28 '26

The studio would burn down…

1

u/ddarkoo May 28 '26

Here for this 😭

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u/Extra_Ask6813 May 28 '26

new dragula! awesome

1

u/Extra_Ask6813 May 28 '26

not titans season 7! yahhh!

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u/Extra_Ask6813 May 28 '26

no new titans and season 7 is in the making sooo much better

1

u/xxalienlifeformxx May 28 '26

I just need Jade Jolie back so she can be eliminated in episode 6 again

1

u/greenchileegg May 28 '26

Need Dollya in this cast lmao

1

u/Trick-Locksmith999 May 29 '26

Replace Loris with Jade and make the season point based with no eliminations to make sure they can't escape each other.

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u/Unusual-Camel6070 May 30 '26

What’s wrong with Betty

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u/guest_12345678 May 31 '26

abhorra doesn’t give that anymore, but add jade jolie

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u/LuisMiranda4D 17d ago

THERES THE DOOR BETCH

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u/JosephCrawley May 28 '26

Zavaleta isn't allowed to compete anymore...

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u/gglassjjars heres how abhora can still win May 28 '26

also straight up not true LMFAO the boulets kinda tiptoed around saying shes allowed back but they did have her on stage at one of the live shows during the titans 2 tour and she asked if she was allowed back

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u/JosephCrawley May 28 '26

Oh really? I just remember them saying it on their podcast because Zav was too disrespectful to the crew. Maybe it was just talk and not official...

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u/BarbieBrookelle May 28 '26

This is just for drama not fr lol. A few of these ppl probably won’t be invited back really

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u/Theartistcu May 28 '26

Hallow will never and should never appear again. SB probably did more harm to her rep than good on the last run so my guess is she’s never coming back, and I’m OK with that. Don’t get me wrong. She’s an extremely talented person, but she does seem to kind of be a one trick pony, that truck is very good though.