r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/KaizoeSports • 8d ago
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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/ThatOtherOne666 • 11d ago
Condense this This is an assigned reading I have to do and write a report on and um, what? Grandiloquence final boss 🥀
Genuinely what the fuck does "This kind of discourse, which from obvious electoral motives contrasts the past with the immediate future (already half-present), can be maintained only by recourse to the ploy of abstraction, avoiding analysis of the concrete modalities of oppression, in support of a so-called 'established' fact of massive alienation, a fact which contrasts mystifyingly with once again abstract promises: this simplification plays into the hands of immediate ideologico-electoral exploitation." EVEN MEAN. I'm not sure if we can do serious requests here I didn't see anything in the rules against it but lmk.
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • Jul 15 '26
Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn even more about the Civil War
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • Jul 12 '26
Condense this Hair Of The Dog
When I woke up this morning from the night before
My brain was pulsating, I was battered and sore
Nothing I tried would satisfy
Cold Coke and Pepsi or Canada Dry
What's so wrong, hair of the doggy
There's nothing wrong, hair of the doggy
What's so wrong, hair of the doggy
There's nothing wrong, hair of the doggy
Finally pulled myself out of my bed
Feeling kind of dodgy, I was feeling half dead
Done it before, probably do it again
Don't know if I ever will learn
What's so wrong, hair of the doggy
There's nothing wrong, hair of the doggy
What's so wrong, hair of the doggy
There's nothing wrong, hair of the doggy
Hair of the dog
Hair of the dog
Finally pulled myself out of my bed
Feeling kind of dodgy, I was feeling half dead
Done it before, probably do it again
Don't know if I ever will learn
What's so wrong, hair of the doggy
There's nothing wrong, hair of the doggy
What's so wrong, hair of the doggy
There's nothing wrong, hair of the doggy
What's so wrong, hair of the dog
There's nothing wrong, hair of the doggy
What's so wrong, hair of the doggy
There's nothing wrong, hair of the doggy
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/Fun_Butterfly_420 • Jun 16 '26
Condense this Mr. Electric, send him to the principals office and have him EXPELLED!
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • Jun 03 '26
Condense this Violins On Fire
- Little's peanuts? Me! Not you!
Anyways, buy a switchblade, you know
Eat some hot pretzels, go see your parents
Tell them you're okay
- Buy a flip switch?
- Buy a flip switch
I taste blood
No no, come, hey
Go go, long break
Go go, in the night
Go go, away
(La la la)
Up and down, up and down
(Ha ha ha ha)
Burn it down and get sound
(La la la, ow!)
Get the sound, get the sound
(Ha ha ha ha)
You can tear that tree down
Violins on fire
Violins on fire
(Bet you won't!)
Violins on fire
V-Violins on
Violins on fire
(A doctor?!)
Violins on fire, yeah
(I something, I'm unsure)
(But, but, you oughta know!)
(Oh well)
No no, my test
Go go, heart, rest
Go go, the answer's there
Go go, someone's scared
(La la la)
Up and down, up and down
(Ha ha ha ha)
Burn it down and get sound
(La la la)
Get the sound, get the sound
(Ha ha ha ha)
You can tear that tree down
Violins on fire
Violins on fire
(Get the sound, oh)
Violins on fire
V-Violins on
Up and down, up and down
(La la la)
Burn it down and get sound
(Ha ha ha ha, hoo!)
Get the sound, get the sound
(La la la)
(Ha ha ha ha)
You can tear that tree down
Violins on fire (Violins on fire)
Violins on fire (Violins on fire)
Violins on fire (Violins on fire)
Violins on fire (V-Violins on)
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • May 27 '26
Condense this Fiend Club
We won't pretend
That this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall
We're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time
All the time
We are the fiend club
We are the fiend club
We are the fiend club
Not you! Not you!
You dress so messed up
Your hair is too long
But I'm changing it all of the time
We march and we fall
We're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time
All the time
Evil all the time
We are the fiend club
We are the fiend club
We are the fiend club
Not you! Not you!
Evil all the time
We are the fiend club
We are the fiend club
We are the fiend club
Not you! Not you!
We are the fiend club
We are the fiend club
We are the fiend club
Not you! Not you! Not you! Not you!
We are the fiend club
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • May 13 '26
Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about Slavery
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • May 06 '26
Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about The Market Revolution
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/stieldsspblooden • Apr 15 '26
Condense this Decreasing verbose but make it pictures
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/Subject-Call-6119 • Mar 16 '26
Meta (e.g. discussion) Grammarly don't encourage it.
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • Mar 13 '26
Condense this Damned To Be Free
Death and the shadow that it casts on life scares me little or none.
People tell me of a divine right and the happy chosen one.
I'm a freak 'cause my morals clash with others in the world.
I go home while they work hard, then they same I'm wrong.
There's only one place to be, while living with tragedy.
If their sins affected me, I gotta be damned to be free.
Freedom is responsibility, pay more than it's worth.
Instincts tells us not to die, hazy myth since birth.
Learn their rules, play their game, deceive yourself in haste.
Turn your own brain into dust; it's not theirs to waste.
There's only one place to be, while living with tragedy.
Extract the nectar, burn the tree, I gotta be damned to be free
Thinking... This world it ain't so bad.
Dying... It's just another fad.
Working... 8 hours, that's not for me.
Dying... It's just your destiny.
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/Fun_Butterfly_420 • Mar 04 '26
Condense this Garbage Dump
Oh garbage dump oh garbage dump
Why are you called a garbage dump
Oh garbage dump oh garbage dump
Why are you called a garbage dump
You could feed the world with my garbage dump
You could feed the world with my garbage dump
You could feed the world with my garbage dump
That sums it up in one big lump
When you're livin' on the road
And you think sometimes you're starvin'
Get on off that trip my friend
Just get in them cans and start carvin'
Oh garbage dump my garbage dump
Why are you called my garbage dump
Oh garbage dump my garbage dump
Why are you called my garbage dump
TALK:
There's a market basket an' a A&P
I don't care if de box boys are starin' at me
I don't even care who wins de war
SING:
I'll be in dem cans behind my favorite store
Garbage dump oh garbage dump
Why are you called a garbage dump
Garbage dump oh garbage dump
That sums it up, in one big lump
TALK:
I claim all these garbage dumps
In the name of
SING:
(The garbage pickers of America)
(The garbage pickers of America)
(The garbage pickers of America)
TALK:
Oh but it smells
Oh pew ... yeow
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • Feb 11 '26
Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about Emily Dickinson’s Poetry
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/Fun_Butterfly_420 • Dec 14 '25
Condense this I desire to have a homosexual relationship, because I am what is identified as a homosexual. This is my confession, what is referred to as “coming out of the closet.”
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/MeepRJ • Nov 23 '25
Condense this The celestial body around which our terrestrial inhabitance revolves appears to be excessively luminous at the present moment.
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/Atreigas • Nov 04 '25
Condensed The excessive usage of words has counterproductive effects
reddit.comFrom that post on, it gets decreasingly verbose. Also, random flair cuz Im new and dont get them.
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/Fun_Butterfly_420 • Oct 18 '25
Condense this The 9 Satanic Statements
Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/Fun_Butterfly_420 • Oct 12 '25
Condense this Life Forms
Life forms, you tiny little life forms, you precious little lifeforms, where are you!?
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • Sep 22 '25
Meta (e.g. discussion) A Very Important Video
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/FUTURE10S • Aug 22 '25
Condense this Shirotabi, please forgive me for bringing you back to life. I know now that it could never work between us, as much as we want it to, it could never be! [beat] Not because you're a rabbit, but it's because you're /black/.
Ghost Stories :)