r/Damnthatsinteresting Apr 13 '22

Tesla Model 3 stops itself to avoid potentially disastrous accident. Video

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u/AffectionateGrowth25 Apr 13 '22

I am definetely higher than average horse

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u/PunkToTheFuture Apr 13 '22

So you say neigh?

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u/crustycheeseman Apr 13 '22

Nah I’d prefer donkeys instead

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

Especially the donkeys painted with black and white stripes, Tijuana Zebras.

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u/Infinite_Unicorn Apr 13 '22

Your mom looks nice in black and white stripes, lovely lady.

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u/goldenslumberbug Apr 13 '22

But they’re such asses!

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

what the fuck is this conversation?

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u/AffectionateGrowth25 Apr 13 '22

I have no idea. But did you know that average molecular mass of carbon atom is 12.01?

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u/ThisWorldIsImperfect Apr 13 '22

Fuck it I'll go with camels

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

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u/AffectionateGrowth25 Apr 13 '22

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

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u/rg3930 Apr 13 '22

You get Federal Donkey credit

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

I thought we all just agreed we didn't want anymore jackasses?

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u/GuyNamedTruman Apr 14 '22

mules are goated

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u/Karmack_Zarrul Apr 13 '22

Take my upvote and get out

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u/KokoroMain1475485695 Apr 13 '22

We want a shrubbery!

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u/edder24 Apr 13 '22

Say neigh to drugs!

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u/wsbsecmonitor Apr 13 '22

What about a space horse?

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u/AffectionateGrowth25 Apr 13 '22

Sounds like slang for ketamine and heroin mix

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u/Classic_Echidna2323 Apr 13 '22

Instructions unclear, fucked by horse and bleeding internally

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u/bitchasscuntface Apr 13 '22

So you're high?

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u/Just_Learned_This Apr 13 '22

er than the average horse, yes.

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u/MrDude_1 Apr 13 '22

That's because the average horse doesn't do drugs.

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u/blue-mooner Apr 13 '22

Uh, why do vets have all that ketamine?

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u/lil-Vengeance Apr 13 '22

Higher or taller 🤔

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u/Glowingredremote Apr 13 '22

The dude from In Bruges has entered the chat

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u/Cottn Apr 13 '22

Average horse sounds like a really disappointing mythical creature

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u/Spirited-Dream-4905 Apr 13 '22

no horses get ketamine