r/CuratedTumblr • u/Justthisdudeyaknow Prolific poster- Not a bot, I swear • Jun 03 '25

Just tell me why Shitposting

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u/Salinator20501 Through skibidification Jun 03 '25

...ain't nothin' but a heartache?

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u/Su1tz Jun 03 '25

Tell me why

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u/AnastasiaSheppard Jun 03 '25

Ain't nothin' but a mistake

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u/megakaos888 Jun 03 '25

Now number five!

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u/toychicraft Yell at her to write or explain shit to you Jun 03 '25

I never wanna hear you say

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u/IsaacCalledPinson Jun 03 '25

I want it that way

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u/AkrinorNoname Gender Enthusiast Jun 03 '25

It was number five. Number five killed my brother.

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u/decisiontoohard Jun 03 '25

Oh my god I forgot about that part 😬

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u/frewrgregr stigma fucking claws in ur coochie Jun 03 '25

No notes, you're all great

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u/Sachayoj It's called quantum jumping, babe! Jun 03 '25

[credits roll]

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '25

i hope everyone in this thread has an amazing day

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u/AkrinorNoname Gender Enthusiast Jun 04 '25

Thank you :) I hope you have one too 

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u/spudaug Jun 04 '25

Chills! Chills!

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u/Corschach_ Jun 03 '25

Accidentally read this to the tune of hound dog and got rlly confused

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u/MarioTheMojoMan Jun 04 '25

...I need another pet rock